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<Ruhe> I realize i shouldn't chat on IRC when tired anymore
* Ruhe came up with much evil last night
<@serenity_afk> lol
<@serenity_afk> yeah cuz we all know you love being evil
<Ruhe> I thought up what it'd be like to be Billy Mays' lover
<Ruhe> HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, AND HAVE I GOT A SPECIAL FOR YOU!!! For one night only, you get to have sex with me with these BRAND NEW condoms from the grocery store. BUT WAIT! There's more!
<Ruhe> Act now, and I will throw in 69 action, and I will even promise to not cum in your mouth this time! BUT WAIT!!! There's more! Act now, and we'll get the cum stains out of the sheets with NEW Oxy Clean XXX! The only Oxy Clean for those bedroom messes! All for only $19.99!
<ladydragonfly> Ruhe is in rare form this morning
<@serenity_afk> omg Ruhe is half crazy lol |