QDB: Quote #302131
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This quote has been fermenting for one year and has been voted on 50 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 54% chance of being approved.

#302131* (?/50) πOld
<Bagels>i need new baseball bats
<Mayvik>you could use my cock, it's about the same size
<Bagels>bats need to be hard
<Bagels>and stiff
<Bagels>i hate those flexi easton bats
<Mayvik>oh shit
<Mayvik>it's more like a pole vaulting pole then
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