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<dmcaloon> I made a militant vegan cry once, after she called me a murderer for ordering meat
<dmcaloon> She calls me a horrible person, so I say "Listen lady, human beings are omnivores, specially adapted to hunting. I have binocular vision and sharp teeth, any biologist will tell you that means I'm a predator, so cool it."
<dmcaloon> She says "You mean you're a murderer" and gives me this "oh I got you now" look.
<dmcaloon> "Do you grow your own food? No, I didn't think you did. How many rabbits, field mice, voles, and other small woodland creatures do you think die every year in grain harvests, huh? How many super-soft clutches of baby rabbits starved to death because their mother was chewed up in an alfalfa combine? These animals aren't humanely killed with a spike through the brain stem like my burgers were, they were torn limb from limb in a harvesting machine,
<dmcaloon> then left bleeding to death in a field. If they were lucky, they bled to death before the crows came down and began eating their organs. I least we eat the animals we kill, murderer!"
<dmcaloon> Exit: Hippie woman, crying. |