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This quote has been fermenting for one year and has been voted on 68 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 79.7% chance of being approved.

#303468* (?/68) πOld
<Mike>  Man. That's awesome.
<Mike>  Am over at that new 'za place and they have this cute chick at cash wearing a vintage tmnt tee shirt
<Mike>  Complemented her on it and got into a convo about 90s cartoons and how all the new stuff sucks
<Mike>  And she looks hawt in short shorts
<Edmond>  me gusta.
<Mike>  Heh
<Mike>  She keeps looking at me too
<Edmond>  point towards your dick and ask if she wants to ride R2 all the way to dagobah
<Mike>  I almost made a mess with my 7up in the restaurant
<Mike>  Thanks Ed
<Edmond>  no problem
<Edmond>  I'm here all day
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