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<Bernardakins> *WB(Splash)WB* - <Nezucho> Splash doesn't like secretive geese. :p
<Ebbit> Who does like secretive geese?
<Ebbit> I personally find them quite fowl.
<onkeikun> xDD
<Bernardakins> Ebbit XD;
* Bernardakins whacks with the pun stick
* Ebbit ducks.
<Bernardakins> XDD
<Ebbit> Don't hurt me for the jokes. I didn't plan them. I'm just winging it.
<onkeikun> xD;;;
<Ebbit> Also, if you hurt me and I have to go to the hospital, I will be sending you the bill.
* Bernardakins is dying
<onkeikun> orz you're killing me
* Bernardakins 's mother who is reading this over his shoulder cannot breathe she's laughing so much
<Ebbit> Thank, thank you. I'll be here all beak.
<Ebbit> You're such a pheasant audience.
<Ebbit> Except for you in the back giving me the bird. Fine. I'll stop now.
<Ebbit> I wouldn't want to ruffle any feathers.
<Bernardakins> She's laughing so hard she's honking, which is appropriate.
<Ebbit> Flying off the handle would be inappropriate, so I'm glad she's laughing. (Yes, they're getting weaker, I know.)
<Ebbit> (It's a hard truth to swallow, but there's a limit to how long this remains amusing to even my easily entertained sensibilities.)
* Bernardakins rofl
<Bernardakins> It's true. The edges of my mouth are starting to creep a little down.
<Ebbit> Sigh. But I'm too lazy to find new material. Sloth's a cardinal sin, you know.
<Ebbit> Seriously now, that last one will have to be my swan song. No more.
<Bernardakins> This conversation is quickly flying south.
<Ebbit> XD
<Ebbit> Soon it will be dead as the dodo.
<Bernardakins> At least if we keep using mallardictions against it, it will.
<Ebbit> Now they're not even puns, just working in avian idioms--okay, I was going to make one more, but, really Bern, mallardictions? Super effective, critical hit, OVERKILL, you've finished me. |