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This quote has been fermenting for one year and has been voted on 37 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 66.4% chance of being approved.

#303608* (?/37) πOld
Abbie: I need to buy my mama a b-day gift
Abbie: i'm thinking a bread machine
Abbie: I love ours
James: lol i was gonna say to send her a loaf of bread
James: because it makes no sense at all
Abbie: she said she'd like anything I'd send
James: send her a grape
James: just one
Abbie: so I said I'll send a 2 foot glass dildo
James: well shit
Abbie: she said oh thanks
James: i don't know what to say to that
Abbie: you think of a loaf of a bread and I think of a glass didlo
James: send a glass dildo IN a loaf of bread
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