QDB: Quote #6039

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<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips "Thanks for the tips!"

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