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#40380 (1/223) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
rebjudson: hehe, i'm the entire female contingent in your group of friends
Ilanbg: watch out then
Ilanbg: and now that i think about it, that was not funny
Ilanbg: only creepy
rebjudson: um, yeah... |
#11455 (1/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with them
<Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole
<Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight back |
#4291 (1/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<_Deathbr_> u can update ur sblive value or gamer to a live 5.1
<_Deathbr_> i saw that at friends house and i was like whoa.. u come across some kewl shit while lookn for eprom reading writing info's
<travolta> you can also find a lot of cool pages if you search for the word "the" |
#6085 (0/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<#hack/t0c> [gothgrrl(obsessive@dynip06.efn.org)] im not coming.
<#hack/t0c> damn
<#hack/t0c> i have lame netsex skillz |
#13254 (1/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Arno> i got kicked off a cray at school for running "pine" |
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#19398 (1/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Fas|n8> i wank while looking at the mirror.....while.....the bitch come out and stab me?
<Fas|n8> oi wank in front of the mirror....and say bloody mary 3 times....she will come out and give u a blow job
<sybex> I just took a bat to make myself feel safer :) |
#10951 (1/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip
<oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol
<Path> IDIOT
<Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no |
#4816 (2/192) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<kanin> if (User->HasAppropriateBook()) { while (User->LacksClue()) { User->ReadAppropriateBook(); } }
else { while(User->HasNotGottenAppripriateBook()) {User->StumbleAroundHalfAssedInTheDark(); User->WhineOnIRC(); } } |
#32471 (1/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@eXistenZi> yo
<@eXistenZi> what do u type
<@eXistenZi> to get into the config
<@SkiLLz`> for the router?
<@eXistenZi> yeah
<@SkiLLz`> k
<@SkiLLz`> first go to command prompt
<@SkiLLz`> then type
<@SkiLLz`> echo "I'm a dipshit"
<@SkiLLz`> then format c:
<@SkiLLz`> done
<@SkiLLz`> and done
<@eXistenZi> C:\Documents and Settings\eXistenZi>echo "stfu skillz"
<@eXistenZi> "stfu skillz"Comment: no comment.
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#13529 (-1/317) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<MrMonkey> an aura is the spirit that surrounds all of bodies
<MrMonkey> healers use it
<MrMonkey> they claim they can see how strong or weak one's aura is
<BlurNM> thought it was something like that (if it wasn't the northern lights) |
#18137 (2/183) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<MofieJoe> if that really is wabby's sister
<MofieJoe> he should think about fucking her |
#33242 (1/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<wild-> Rosie weds longtime girlfriend, slams Bush
<repp0r> ...
<repp0r> :x
<splice> yeah you and rosie make great allies
<repp0r> I had to read that twice to get the joke.
<repp0r> I was actually going to make the joke, but then I realized it had already been done.
<repp0r> wild, in all his CTRL+V greatness, is quite crafty.Comment: #ramen on EFNet
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#8669 (-1/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties
<SDGR406> will that work?
<|Spanky|> i need womens
<|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore
<|Spanky|> i want hair though
<|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure
<|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like having a goose that lays the golden egg |
#11742 (-1/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<jewboy613> flooding chan
<jewboy613> man this flood is so bad if u stick around, noah will come rolling in with his arc |
#3297 (1/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<HotStuff> FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEX HAVING WAYS!
<Genepoolshark> Wug is, Roger!
<HotStuff> FUCK OFF MOTHERFUCKERS!
<Bullywug> Hey!
<Genepoolshark> You and Wug are both virgins!
<Genepoolshark> So, you can get together and fix it. :) |
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#7138 (2/176) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Prior_Tuck> We had a real Pron king at eaton though. He wad a 30 gig HD full of pron. He requests a new Hard Drive. We suspected he was downloading. He refused to give us his PC, but we insisted to take it...to install the new drive. I took his ten times embedded folder and clicked delete. Put the harddrive in my PC and gave hi his PC back. I told him his cache was full. hes got plenty of room |
#6883 (1/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Pills) "You've got a low IQ" (new signon to AOL sound) |
#5349 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Guilty> I dont kid around with my fat chicks
<Guilty> Theres one simple golden rule: No fat chicks.
<Guilty> Golden because thats the color of the Golden Arches, the perferred eating place of Fat Chicks |
#17638 (1/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house.
<sabo> cause then i have to wipe my ass with maxi pads. |
#7915 (-1/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Celdon> i wanted to see the pict of vin fucking hersenf with a brush end |
#20213 (-1/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<kevin> i had BAD acne
<kevin> VERY bad
<kevin> then they put me on meds
<kevin> and now my skin is clear as crystal
<Adora> you got scars?
<kevin> nope
<kevin> thankfully
<kevin> but yea, my zits were so big that i could fill the entire mirror in one pop :| |
#7670 (-1/311) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(SC__AT): 79. What's a disk of gas orbiting a star of black hole called?
(_uaioe): motardo's fart |
#19702 (-1/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<lemmer> I DON'T SEE WHY THEY DON'T COMPRESS YOU INTO TINY CUBES AND MAKE CARS OUT OF YOU BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK |
#24057 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<BlackWaterSpiral> i think i will ask steve to help me out
<whitcomb> steve will help you out
<whitcomb> OF THE CLOSET! |
#11516 (0/273) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Al> Cooties is God's way of punishing straights |
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