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#2118 (1/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<spazzer> paul is sad because he had a bout of premature ejaculation
<tobdude> everytime I think of premature ejaculation... I think like a gun going off without anybody firing it... like you are walking along... and BAM!@
<tobdude> oh crap! I just ejactulated myself |
#10824 (0/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Hellwarrior> I bet I can suck my own dick
<Hellwarrior> one sec |
#11851 (-1/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<styx> fera is an old lady?
<+Saiko> yes styx
<styx> you prune
<@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :) |
#28493 (1/219) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@modernman> Juicy.Pussies.Uncensored.JAV-XRS
<@modernman> id fuckin hope its uncensored |
#17241 (1/215) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> im gone
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> seriously
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> lol
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> sscreen si off
<@|nsid3r> k
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> but im still typing
<@SpEaR[afk[sleep]]> ahhh!! |
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#12127 (1/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)
<SourMilkisBad> scan it!
<SourMilkisBad> who's enron? |
#14439 (-1/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time reading matterial since the bible
<AmaroK> Infact, im some satisfied i might even have a ciggarette now |
#7532 (0/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for more |
#38001 (2/164) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
benn: ooh a close up of some boobs
adam: haha, 10MB in two minutes
adam: almost as good as boobsComment: geekery
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#291191 (1/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ilanbg> so for the comparative politics test tomorrow
<ilanbg> I have to remember to talk about China, Russia, Japan, Brazil, U.K., and U.S.
<celeste> uh huh...
<ilanbg> so I have created a mnemonic
<ilanbg> "Check U-rself Before j00 reck U-rself" |
#3456 (1/206) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off'
<Flav> "a few months? sweet, that'll let me run through the bitches on my TODO list" |
#33154 (1/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<TheCommisser> so i was sitting at my desk, and guess what happened.
<fred> you "accidently" went on hugedonkeydicks.com when a friend walked in.
<fred> your hands had "slipped" on the keyboard.
<TheCommisser> he has already told you. he prommised.
<fred> Question: what were you looking for? |
#19079 (1/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
ByronicEye: i just got a spam from bigcocksex.com: Subj: Monster Pricks Pumping Tight Little Holes!
fraoch42: too bad it doesn't say what kind of monsters. |
#9353 (1/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today!
<s7ank> there was a magnet avertising quicken in it!
<s7ank> it has my name on it! the mailbox i mean! not the magnet,
that'd be silly.
<ShaneBe> not with the power of TODAYS direct marketing! |
#5770 (1/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<JDigital> Kazz, I think they're pretty obvious going on your reputed dicksize.
<JDigital> Kazz has a 183948192 inch dick.
<dregan> Kazz - envy of every man, dog and skyscraper architect on the hemisphere. |
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#4750 (1/215) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only games, chatting, and lots of masterbation |
#51086 (0/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<celti> right, sweet 16 goodness, here i come!
* celti fires up ZSNES
<celti> ...
<celti> 16-bit
<celti> I SAID 16-BIT!Comment: #snoopy/irc.double0.net
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#295823 (0/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<jenny^> hi
<jenny^> can i ask?
<BlueDoll> about?
<jenny^> r u open minded?
<BlueDoll> yeah
<BlueDoll> why?
<BlueDoll> what is it?
<jenny^> do u know how to make a married woman hot?
<BlueDoll> just try to shape up work out, eat a low carb diet.. dress up nicely
<jenny^> u get me wrong
<BlueDoll> uh oh.. |
#7570 (0/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<foop> shower --hot --wet & |
#10899 (-1/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<StrScream> there is definitely not NEARLY enough dick being licked. |
#37012 (1/203) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<NeoHentaiMaster> yes, it is well known the riskes of opening a new server window, its just not worth it |
#1429 (-1/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Culex> Why did LatinKing get fired from the sperm bank? He got caught drinking on the job :) |
#7578 (1/208) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
*** Covaro is now known as Cov-poopie
<Cov-poopie> got shit to do |
#2977 (1/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie
(PeeDeeCee) indeed
(siege) same with alcoholism
(PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet
(siege) hahaha |
#1187 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!#
(SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly :P |
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