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#30498 (-8/238) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
(@ouchies) that chick gave me a weak helmet nem
(@ouchies) what did you get
(@mason) i got a semi decent wand
(@reds`) that sounds so bad
(@mason) :) |
#17450 (-9/259) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
*** Yoshi has quit IRC (Quit: and they found the remains of the child in a tattered, cum-soaked, Care Bears bed sheet.) |
#39728 (-3/151) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<+Vidgmchtr> I found that someone typed "Tampons!" on the google search tab of my web Browser and didn't care to delete itComment: studio64.yi.org/irc.opa-ages.com #gsc
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#2868 (-6/206) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<shervin> DMC talks shit like no other and yet hes OP
<Gethoht> OP?
<Gethoht> oh, op
<Gethoht> i thought you meant "original playa" or somethin |
#21300 (-9/257) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Okie-Narc> Found this bowl of "Cookies and Cream" ice cream in the kitchen. Gee ... now I'll be up all night worrying about trans-fattys acids. |
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#33076 (-11/287) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Hatter> I barely drink anymore :/
<J3anyus> that's good.
<J3anyus> i've cut down on my drinking a LOT
<J3anyus> ever since my last tequila incident.
<Hatter> I used to love tequila
<J3anyus> i love taking tequila shots
<J3anyus> i just hate the after effects :P
<richardgr> last time hatter was drunk
<richardgr> let me get it one sec
<Hatter> .,..
<richardgr> <Hatter> life is a poo poo im on my way!
<Hatter> yeah I remember thaTComment: #ramen on EFNet
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#27194 (-11/289) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
[niklaus] MjrChirpy: where should i download KVM switch from |
#18236 (-7/227) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Sniperwolf> Im intending to whip you with meh cat5 if you dont shut up! |
#12095 (-7/225) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to shit |
#37695 (-4/172) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<ghostlink2> damn im sober from a party last night , had lil too much to drink |
#2369 (-10/270) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<_joker^> well you cant spoof on efnet
<_joker^> i know that much
<schmoe> again you make yourself look like a newb
<schmoe> yes u can
<schmoe> i wont show you though |
#18758 (-7/221) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<l~cruxis> I wanna do /ignore on some ppl irl sometimes, does that count?
<Sir_Neo> yeh
<Sir_Neo> if u think in /ignore terms
<Sir_Neo> so if u actually thing the / part in ur head
<Sir_Neo> then it counts
<Sir_Neo> same with u might be a linux addict if u want to ./open a door |
#1098 (-5/190) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<brad> anyone know where i can find a hitman?
<maff> www.amihitmanornot.com |
#37962 (-2/132) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<somniloquy> Speak English or I'll have to come kill you.
<Marax> :P
<Marax> if you are in norway lets go out for a drink
<somniloquy> K. Then I kill you.
<Marax> no
<Marax> because i had poisoned the drink
<somniloquy> I poisoned yours too.
<muscle> :o
<muscle> romeo and juliet
<[Bond]> that's sweet
<Marax> i only pretended to drink it
<somniloquy> I'm wired with explosives that detonate if my heartbeat drops too much.
<Marax> i bribed the arab you bought the explosives from, its a dud
<somniloquy> I bribed the Arab you bribed to strap some to you whilst you were asleep, too, and those aren't duds...
<Kurt> now there's a sight to wake up to
<Marax> i am beaten :/
<somniloquy> ^_^Comment: #angband @ worldirc
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#6481 (-6/206) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<whaQd|cybering> any porn with cheese curls is pretty elite |
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#37971 (-3/151) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<@Pi> at best buy they will tell you that a computer is wireless ready
<@Pi> can anyone tell me what "wireless ready" means?
< jerry> They haven't yanked all the wires out, but they could.
<@Pi> almost
< jerry> Either that or it has a slot for a wireless card.
<@Pi> THERE YOU GO !!!
<@Pi> WE HAVE A WINNER
< jerry> I prefer my first answer.
<@Pi> douchebags
<@Pi> "OH your computer is WIRELESS READY, so you could WALK AROUND WITHOUT WIRES!!!"
<@Pi> (after paying us for a wireless card and installation!!)
<@Pi> (but we don't tell you that) |
#14166 (-6/207) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Doser> ill kick the shit out of him in an email if i dont get it in 5days |
#20315 (-9/254) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Henk> How do express your personal viewpoint without sounding like an idiot?
<D_Radio> Henk, for you, it's impossible! |
#2910 (-9/261) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school playground
<Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad
<Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel
<Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day she cleared it off with her hand
<Berzerker> and like
<Berzerker> poop! |
#3166 (-8/243) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<myst> FYI, it wasn't true love that called earlier, it was my mom... lol |
#12127 (-6/209) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)
<SourMilkisBad> scan it!
<SourMilkisBad> who's enron? |
#13669 (-9/255) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
[23:24] *** Now talking in #nasa
[23:24] *** Topic is 'we get higher than any of you fools.... ;) | i DO NOT give ops in this chan. end of story.'
[23:24] *** Set by rags on Fri Jul 05 16:21:59
[23:24] *** rags sets mode: +o Deth` |
#34149 (-12/306) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Macdoo> lawnmower <----------what that? |
#3698 (-6/206) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4 more months before i go home...
<Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards caffeine.
<Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh? |
#6515 (-5/192) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Debbie_UK> anyway bet you dont even know what Britain is you bigot arsehole
<alex> what's britain???
<xorg> its about 3 fags north of France |
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