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#11113 (-121/167) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<Vectro0n> Stupid is just clogging up your eyes..>.o
<Vectro0n> Hm...Should I attack this dolt...?
#28862 (-115/159) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<davidc> langdon you should have your .net app access a php web service that instantiates the class and returns the game in xml format!!
#8046 (-123/169) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<norab> id fuck your leg to cryt but i havent read how to do actions yet
#10101 (-105/145) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
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<[ED]znapz`> but..
<[ED]znapz`> I want @
<[ED]znapz`> suck cock
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#1405 (-196/266) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<breather> hehe one time when my buddy was drunk was like making up a recipe for acid, he said something about spaghetti noodles and green koolaid it was to funny
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#9465 (-120/165) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<DogFu> what kernel u have rental
<rental> slackware
#8764 (-121/166) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<Finno> Elton Johns tribute toJohn Denver, he reworded Johns Classic, Annies song - "You Fill Up My Cessna"
#17218 (-142/194) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<SoulEdge> You are a fucker!!! A nasty fucked damn sucked, lesbian gay transsexual pedophile dighead!!! AND U ARE NOT GOING TO KICK OR BAN ME OUT!!! I'M LEAVING MY SELF!!! GET A LIFE!!! GET A NICE ATTITUDE!!! FUCK U!!! MAKE FRIENDS, IF U CAN, SILLY LITTLE NERD!!! d:-(
#4167 (-143/195) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<sdr> I hate faggots who diss aol im
<sdr> either you love irc/aim or are into fagtastic drugs
#15696 (-119/163) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<dem-> how long does it take for best to turn up my FR from 128 to 384?  like
a day or so?
<PetrDoubt> About 5 minutes, I think.  Now ask how long PacBell takes.
#16763 (-131/179) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
* +ETP checks his sweet, sweet ass, for human hands
#23937 (-124/170) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<Claire> Milk + Cookies > Saix
#1186 (-140/191) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<chick> sparks makes me heppy :)
<chick> I mean HEMPY :p
#16364 (-155/211) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<IGNORANT> why do allways the amarican punk rocker go out whit the bullshit new wave hokker girls i dont like it here in norway punkrocers go out whit punkrock girl ore tellephone hokkers ore les they go out whit them self and do homosexual aktivitis!!!!!!!!!!
#8025 (-126/172) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<steveac> tough to do when you type with 1 finger on the keyboard and yoyur dick in your other hand
Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
#34421 (-212/286) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<jonathans> come yonder down to negroth bay
<jonathans> where it is said the watermelons lay
<jonathans> darkie darkie darkie dark
<jonathans> the cosby show has jumped the shark
<jonathans> thank you.
#8854 (-157/213) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<Shrap> What is pubes?
#29279 (-1627/2131) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<Gridle> Mahjong and Nicola make my zits all hard and puss filed!
#3002 (-152/206) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
[16:45] <over|kill> some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, I say the darker the skin the deeper the rootz..
#310 (-263/351) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<Cold2> hey do you have dragonball xxx pics?
#1616 (-126/171) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<ThaExo> i finally know what carding means
#17240 (-122/166) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<@harb> Hmm.. I wonder, if you buy that Linksys wireless NIC with the antenna on it, and you run the SETI daemon.. does it just act as another node in the VLA?
#972 (-135/183) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<qslack> Hey, if K5 people caused a commotion at im-ur, is it a Kumo5hin?
#28634 (-123/167) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
Sarah Barran: pron juss sux
Sarah Barran: dass all der is to it
[Piratez]: you can say that to the chicks in the movie
[Piratez]: its just pure sucking well the movie that is
[Piratez]: *cough
Sarah Barran: ROFL
#2250 (-136/184) ↑Funny ↓Boring πOld
<iLLf8d> yeah I got it setup so when I fart I can hit the button and save my gf
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