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#39087 (-2/202) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<^Sasquatch^> AFK = Away From Komputer |
#37042 (-5/271) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<kingmob> there are still jews in europe, for instance
<hamtaro> WHAT
<hamtaro> NOT ON MY WATCH THERE AREN'T |
#38322 (-1/173) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<@ill_fill> jesus christ was a gangsta rapper
<@ill_fill> they killed him once and then he came back and make a platinum album |
#14788 (-3/221) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<s___> nair is scary
<s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store
<s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something |
#38340 (-2/202) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<bradlos> had a blowout on the highway at 140km/h
<bradlos> no spare
<bradlos> not even my car |
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T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
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#19398 (-3/229) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Fas|n8> i wank while looking at the mirror.....while.....the bitch come out and stab me?
<Fas|n8> oi wank in front of the mirror....and say bloody mary 3 times....she will come out and give u a blow job
<sybex> I just took a bat to make myself feel safer :) |
#1479 (-3/229) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
[McMoo] wow
[McMoo] public radio is playing charles mingus
[thinkmad] as opposed to private radio
[McMoo] yes
[Guilty] Xite was trying to be witty there
[Guilty] But he failed
[McMoo] but he failed |
#6088 (-3/229) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
*** oghost kicked prym from #hack ( children must be at least this tall to ride #hack ) |
#28361 (-3/221) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Zippy2> im a poor sob
<Zippy2> having enough to live would be nice
<think> sell your extensive dildo collection
<Ooter> good idea
<Zippy2> think
<Zippy2> i cant sell it for much
<Zippy2> theyve got shit stains on them
<think> stick em in the dishwasher |
#152010 (2/76) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Hagfish2> camelCasing is more of a convention in other languages, especially Java
<Hagfish2> and it's slightly faster to type
<apathy--> faster tot ype?
<apathy--> I disagree
<moveax> I like camelCasing, nothing wrong with it.
<Hagfish2> well, you have to press the shift key either way, and underscores add an extra character
<apathy--> if the extra character bothers you, php isn't the right language for youComment: #php on EFnet
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#17357 (-1/178) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<||Rune||> and I do have it , but I dont dcc
<Nullifier> Use a DCCondom ||Rune||
<||Rune||> dude they break |
#7901 (-2/200) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
* Argent- changes topic to '<beth> IRN has visions of me on my knees, cock in hand, looking up with huge brown eyes, saying "m-mister.. are you sure this is right?"' |
#30173 (-2/200) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<AmericanIdle> DAMNIT I FUCKING HATE YOU SLEEPINGIDLE
<AmericanIdle> DISCONNECT
<T2k2> hah
<T2k2> its you
<T2k2> just ghost it
<T2k2> ./authserv ghost sleepingidle password
<majestik> dont need password
<majestik> i think
<AmericanIdle> Hmm.
<AmericanIdle> No wonder.
<AmericanIdle> I HAD TWO FUCKING mIRC'S OPENComment: irc.gamesnet.net #gtaforums
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#10462 (-3/223) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<jej> if you dated me, you would've recognized me, and stopped talking to
me by now. |
#6883 (-3/231) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
(Pills) "You've got a low IQ" (new signon to AOL sound) |
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Open call for science fiction prose/art
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#6630 (-1/171) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<atl_jimbo> I wonder is Sara's still pissed at me....
<atl_jimbo> being her friend and not being her friend, there's not much difference. |
#42214 (-5/275) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Lenoh> I am 191 times 7. |
#8169 (3/235) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
* Red gets on the phone, "$90 for a strap on and I get no balls! I ordered the model with balls, and I received the one without balls! I want a refund and balls~"
Simplicity> They're actually attachments...
Simplicity> Sold seperately...ya know...
Natasha> What MIME type? |
#29937 (-3/231) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<ckx> credit cards are great if they're somebody else's |
#6645 (-2/203) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Sonya> 14/f/nj
<rewben> oh
<rewben> im 54/n/netherlands
<Silvana> what's n?
<elph> i guess n is for nice ass |
#42229 (0/146) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<@D1-> my therapist called this kid a faggot in session.
<@D1-> of course it was an exercise but you knowComment: #geekissues
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#9976 (-1/176) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
Nikki_afe > Russian biscuits are nice :)
Snaar_afe > Nikki: hm, i can't remember anything special about them
Snaar_afe > Nikki: i'm not sure if there is such thing as russian buscuits :-)
Snaar_afe > maybe it's just a rebranded dry dogfood :-,
oPless_afe > "russian biscuits" = potatos |
#16637 (-1/173) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<agnarth> what'd u do to mort?
<JeSuS> somebody packeted him
<JeSuS> some guy we've never met before
<agnarth> heh
<JeSuS> he floated down, like an angel from the sky, and smited mort with his oc12 ;( |
#7172 (2/218) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Mr_BoGgLeS> she said you looked edible mosey..
<Mousey> well boggles
<Mousey> if she thinks im edible
<Mousey> she probably is fat
<Mousey> i have no fat on me
<Mousey> eating me would be like going on a diet |
#8455 (-3/211) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Pat> i had to go to hospital after because of complications
<Bleve> Pat was very complicated, they removed his arsehole by mistake
<Mandi> heh
<Bru> what's that in the middle of his face then?? |
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