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#24454 (-1/211) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Myrkul: Agreed, but pre-treat the area with some soothing kerosene |
#2441 (3/269) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again |
#1676 (0/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Daft> anyone know of any really good gardening irc channels? |
#37004 (1/141) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<t-f-i> that's my pic..
<T|gz> damn your skinny
<t-f-i> yeah, i call it the IRC diet, eat snack food all day, never eating a big meal, and masturbate... a lot... |
#6804 (2/183) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<justin> i had a guy claim sending ctcp fuckyou's was a DOS attack and try to get my account deleted
<justin> 'cain' on efnet.. fuckwit
<cafuego> '*!*@*' on efnet.. fuckwit |
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#8085 (-1/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<biatch> he tells me how he's cheated on two of his gfs
<biatch> then when i email him telling him i'm back with luke
<biatch> he's all disappointed
<biatch> and he's like
<biatch> "i told you about the girls i cheated on because i wanted you to TRUST me" |
#18325 (-1/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Roshi> Counter Strike sucks cock!
<Toymachine> If so, cock tastes good |
#8600 (4/242) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Wickedstar> so i saw bastard mcfuckhead today
<Wickedstar> i decided it wasn't really worth getting into it
<Wickedstar> and it will make it so much better when she eats his soul
<Wickedstar> on that note, i have to go eat dinner |
#7070 (5/209) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Joe_> The word "gun" has been replaced with "Poppinfresh Poke" in all of the history books. Didn't they cover that on the news?
<Joe_> Lemme get my book
<Joe_> The M-1A, the standar issue Poppinfresh Poke up until the Korean Thumbwrestle.
<Joe_> Then, at the advent of the Vietman Squardance, the new standard issue Poppinfresh Poke was a modified version of the old, named the M16a, or as the soldiers called it: "Hoo hoo!" |
#2465 (2/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend |
#8354 (-1/211) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Neris|triggermehappy> Well, if you count the number of times ive been cyber-uNFed , half the population of ffo would be in jail =P
<Locke> Telling you to fuck off doesn't count as uNFing. |
#6308 (5/183) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<GRAYwolf> Because, you KNOW suburban Massachusetts is a key terrorist target.
<GRAYwolf> We've got... Uhm... A bowling alley, out in Cambridge?
<The_Freakazoid> in that case, they'll drop anthrax into your tornadoes.
<GRAY|Myth3> Because if I don't play Myth 3 to completion...then the terrorists...they've already won.
<The_Freakazoid> Yeah, I recently downloaded DW 1-4, because if I die, I want to die having played some great NES games. |
#8105 (6/187) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<frail> there are places that should never be scraped
<frail> "get your hand out of my pants and use an emory board you son of a bitch!
<flee> ok, if you want an emory board on your genitals, sure.
<adric> i think id prefer nails to an emory board..
<adric> granted id want them to be short, clean and smooth..
<flee> I like my men short, clean and smooth.
<adric> damn i have the short and clean down.. but i think im all corners..
<flee> not that type of smooth
<flee> smooth like a razor blade you don't notice in the shotglass of gin
<bob> shaven, not stirred |
#2731 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Camo> i licked the adhesive on the envelope cuz i thought it would be erotic |
#16047 (-1/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Concise> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry.. |
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#299441 (1/177) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
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<@Rjx> dbguy
<@Rjx> I wonder what sort of person identifies with databases so strongly as to use them in a nickComment: #geekissues
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#43456 (6/186) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(MaNgEy_CaT) Give me a decent arguement topic, You fucking pythetic americans
(Robo-Lenin) ok how's this
(Robo-Lenin) Your spelling sucks
(^_PiRaTe_^) its not spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) its typing you dick head
(^_PiRaTe_^) get it right
(Robo-Lenin) You shouldn't be saying anyone is pathetic when you can't even spell it right
(^_PiRaTe_^) bahaha
(^_PiRaTe_^) its not spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) its typing
(^_PiRaTe_^) how many times must i say it
(^_PiRaTe_^) you fucking moron
(Robo-Lenin) um
(Robo-Lenin) Who's the fucking moron?
(Robo-Lenin) http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=spelling
(^_PiRaTe_^) you
(^_PiRaTe_^) whats the bet thats an american site..
.. Mode: (wasted) sets (+b *!*@203-59-187-245.dyn.iinet.net.au)
.. This (*!*@203-59-187-245.dyn.iinet.net.au) ban affects (^_PiRaTe_^)
.. Kick: (^_PiRaTe_^) was kicked by (wasted) (your nick tickles my adamsapple -1162-)Comment: #maddox | irc.whatnet.org
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#5314 (3/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<McMoo> i think i dislocated my esophagus
<josho-> fix it with everclear |
#17861 (0/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with guys with small dicks
<ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus
<ouija666> so i say like
<ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride' |
#33989 (3/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<naitha> nukes are like civics.. people have them to show how cool they are |
#7891 (-1/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Nebu|sR> least you've got yourself a "real" women
<Fodz> indeed
<Fodz> back to your doll eh nebs? :P
<Nebu|sR> hey im comfortable being alone
<Fodz> pffft
<Fodz> a plastic friend is hardly alone :D
<rabbit> especially when you call it "darryl" like nebs does |
#28371 (2/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ptw> rofl
<ptw> oh shit
<ptw> I have pissed myself
<ptw> afk |
#7129 (4/214) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Kash> BW has eveyone catassing
<CrashCat> that's leopardassing to you
<Kranrev> tigerassing
<Rasputin> I'm monkeyassing! :)
<Mako> just one ass? it is of no use to me. |
#3547 (-1/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<sQuEeDeN> <applet code="filename.jar"></applet>
<duckman> <monkey sex="now"></monkey>
<sQuEeDeN> <duckman sex="none" orientation="unknown"></duckman> |
#10208 (-1/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as!
<Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on?
<lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org
<Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect..
<Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out
<Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667)
<Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out |
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