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#5995 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Fntc> Has jetchan exploded yet?
<JetSki> yes... thank goodness for duct tape
<Fntc> Wow I never thought of using duct tape for masturbation |
#5746 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Udeth> my mother came in and demanded that I'd move shit off my floor, so she could wash my room tomorrow, because it smells rotten in here.
<Udeth> i can't smell shit.
<ToRMeNTeD> well if theres shit on the floor no wonder it smells rotten |
#25203 (-1/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<RpgTheIdler> you know, if there was this girl, and she was all like, "Let's have sex", but I was playing DDR, I'd be all like "Bitch, can't you see I'm busy?" |
#10101 (-1/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
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<[ED]znapz`> but..
<[ED]znapz`> I want @
<[ED]znapz`> suck cock
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#12154 (-1/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Kibe-Work> btw
<Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world
<Kibe-Work> my work is going
<Kibe-Work> well most of us
<Semicidal> AHehAEh cool]
<Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black people at a KKK meating. |
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Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
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#18300 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Jayextee> Does that +M thing have _anything_ to do with the fact that 'the channel demigods have stolen my voice', perchance? It's not nice to steal, anyway |
#8575 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<pudding> boredom reigns
<muffins> boredom rains
<screampuff> like acid |
#28545 (0/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Puthuff[pWg]> cg: how would youcopy a string to the clipboard thru the use of mirc script
<Catgirl[BTEG]> You can't.
<Catgirl[BTEG]> JESUS CHRIST
<insane> /clipboard text you want to put in clipboard
<insane> /clipboard -a if you want to appened text to text already in clipboard
<Catgirl[BTEG]> Wow.Comment: overly zealous mirc
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#7810 (-1/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site
<[SCSI]Zuph> maybe it will be in japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> japanese writting looks cool
<[SCSI]anon> doubt it
<[SCSI]Zuph> i'm thinking about going to babel fish, and translating "Cute japanese girlfriend wanted" then put that on a shirt
<[SCSI]Zuph> and no one will no what it means
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> but they won't respond
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their cute, and a girl |
#39042 (1/183) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Denisu> Hello. Dutch helpers enable ?
<nkuttler> !dutch
<dpkg> i heard dutch is soome straangje laanguaage daat sussudio kjeeps spjeeaaking, or #debian.nl |
#20355 (0/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<mailfraud> did i tell u i wore out the motor on my vibrator? |
#19334 (0/223) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
DARK-LORD> I got an email and it ahowed this Chinese/Seafood place called ....Fuk Mie. I don't even want to know how they awnser the phone!LOL |
#21638 (-1/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<nixon> the only thing this conversation is leading to is an online circle jerk |
#7820 (0/223) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<pimplyass> my name is not ugly |
#7822 (-1/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* spacely sets mode: +o splurge
<splurge> if only having ops helped me get chiqs
<splurge> [sigh]
<splurge> id have hoes fallin' out my ass!
<splurge> (instead of the roaches I hide there so that my mom won't find them)
<spacely> oh man thats why yer weed is always so shitty
<splurge> you mean cheech and chong were wrong? rectal storage doesnt make weed "good shit"? |
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T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
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#11150 (-1/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Hippie316> its HQ real media
<Hippie316> that has to be like an oxymoron for the internet |
#41105 (3/81) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<SilverHammy> I've only seen that in pornos
<SilverHammy> I mean, other people have seen that in pornos |
#3485 (-1/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DrWoody> alcohol is my anti-drug. |
#3753 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<CoMBo> how do you learn new words and puts it in your everyday talking? |
#103855 (3/73) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<italy> i listen to a fuckton of orbital last night
<spook> orbital is like listening to a computer that won't boot
<italy> who dislikes orbital lol
<spook> beeeep beep beep beep!
<spook> is my videocard busted or is it orbital? |
#299441 (1/177) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
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<@Rjx> dbguy
<@Rjx> I wonder what sort of person identifies with databases so strongly as to use them in a nickComment: #geekissues
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#37556 (2/132) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<gloone> i've seen kraftwerk live
<gloone> it was pretty cool
<gloone> my gf saw them life this summer and she can't shut up about it
<gloone> she even mentioned it after sex once, she was in a really good mood
<gloone> and i was like "was it that good?" and the replied that she was thinking about the kraftwerk concert :(Comment: #ramen
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#22197 (0/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< ILjWerk> I'm on terror alert level fuscia |
#14518 (0/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* Craig thinks what it would be like if he had a 20" peins...
<Spooky> You'd have to wear a kilt
<Villager> you'd need to buy more bin liners
<Craig> would I collapse if I got an erection?
<Spooky> And you could never ride a motorcycle |
#23739 (-1/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Stormcrow> im sick to death of Justin fucking bastard Timberlake
<Stormcrow> every second song is that prick
<Stormcrow> for some godforsaken reason i know the words to at least 2 of his songs
<Stormcrow> im gonna leave the room when my sis has MTV on |
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