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DARK-LORD> I got an email and it ahowed this Chinese/Seafood place called ....Fuk Mie. I don't even want to know how they awnser the phone!LOL |
#21638 (-1/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<nixon> the only thing this conversation is leading to is an online circle jerk |
#7820 (0/223) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<pimplyass> my name is not ugly |
#7822 (-1/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* spacely sets mode: +o splurge
<splurge> if only having ops helped me get chiqs
<splurge> [sigh]
<splurge> id have hoes fallin' out my ass!
<splurge> (instead of the roaches I hide there so that my mom won't find them)
<spacely> oh man thats why yer weed is always so shitty
<splurge> you mean cheech and chong were wrong? rectal storage doesnt make weed "good shit"? |
#11150 (-1/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Hippie316> its HQ real media
<Hippie316> that has to be like an oxymoron for the internet |
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#41105 (3/81) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<SilverHammy> I've only seen that in pornos
<SilverHammy> I mean, other people have seen that in pornos |
#3485 (-1/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DrWoody> alcohol is my anti-drug. |
#3753 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<CoMBo> how do you learn new words and puts it in your everyday talking? |
#103855 (3/73) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<italy> i listen to a fuckton of orbital last night
<spook> orbital is like listening to a computer that won't boot
<italy> who dislikes orbital lol
<spook> beeeep beep beep beep!
<spook> is my videocard busted or is it orbital? |
#299441 (1/177) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
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<@Rjx> dbguy
<@Rjx> I wonder what sort of person identifies with databases so strongly as to use them in a nickComment: #geekissues
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#37556 (2/132) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<gloone> i've seen kraftwerk live
<gloone> it was pretty cool
<gloone> my gf saw them life this summer and she can't shut up about it
<gloone> she even mentioned it after sex once, she was in a really good mood
<gloone> and i was like "was it that good?" and the replied that she was thinking about the kraftwerk concert :(Comment: #ramen
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#22197 (0/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< ILjWerk> I'm on terror alert level fuscia |
#14518 (0/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* Craig thinks what it would be like if he had a 20" peins...
<Spooky> You'd have to wear a kilt
<Villager> you'd need to buy more bin liners
<Craig> would I collapse if I got an erection?
<Spooky> And you could never ride a motorcycle |
#23739 (-1/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Stormcrow> im sick to death of Justin fucking bastard Timberlake
<Stormcrow> every second song is that prick
<Stormcrow> for some godforsaken reason i know the words to at least 2 of his songs
<Stormcrow> im gonna leave the room when my sis has MTV on |
#37312 (1/185) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<samako> my school's 69% white, 69% asian, and 69% pregnant |
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#17861 (0/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with guys with small dicks
<ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus
<ouija666> so i say like
<ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride' |
#29383 (-1/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Dekkon> i used to deliver pizza
<maff> i used to deliver pizza from the box to my mouthComment: #geekissues
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#3281 (0/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<ZeroZerv> I need condoms, but I dont want to go to a store to pick some up
<ZeroZerv> i'm timid
<aNuBiS-> ZeroZerv: timidly pull out
<Dildosaur> ZeroZerv: get some JB Weld, about a 1/4" ball, and shove it down your penile hole, wait for 3 hours
<ZeroZerv> wtf is that
<Dildosaur> that should do
<ZeroZerv> does that work? |
#7890 (-1/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Fodz> I AM JUST NOT APPRECIATED AROUND HERE
<rabbitfood> not for your brains fods, just your arse. :) |
#7635 (0/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<zophar>I think you're taking their feelings in the wrong way. Some people just happen to like the game. Obviosuly you don't care that much, and thats cool. But it's your opinion, and some people would like to really play this game the way its meant to be played, full final product, without all the insane amount of cheating in it. O_o;
<Galigmus_Ruune> who cares
<Galigmus_Ruune> cheaters make the game more lifelike
* com4 goes back to warcraft 3 so he can cheat and kill faster than those stupid orcs |
#8659 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<cryt> germans can't speak straight.
<tyree> cryt, ever been over here?
<cryt> unfortunately.
<cryt> found meself shitting on the park benches. no public toilets.
<cryt> "YOU THERE, STOP! I NEED TO USE YOUR SHIRT TO WIPE ME BUM!" |
#11219 (0/213) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Twitch> next halloween i should hand out SVCDs
<Twitch> i wonder if the cops would show up |
#11994 (1/186) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<TwiTerror> int Main(void) { /* sex after marriage prog */ return 0; } |
#7651 (-1/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Squirrel> and if I'm looking at porn and I jizz all over the RPC's keyboard, is that on-topic? |
#29924 (0/218) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Ruberdukie> your bed is calling
<Starcraft> I’m not really that tired
<Starcraft> I started taking showers at night so i can sleep more when i have to get up
<Ruberdukie> haha me too
<Ruberdukie> i did that last year
<Ruberdukie> Well now I'M headed to the place which calls my name
<Starcraft> My bed? |
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