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<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222? |
#10484 (1/204) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cj_> i have symlinked pine to mutt on my system and put a reasonably cool .muttrc in everyone's home directory that uses pine
<cj_> i may be a nazi, but they'll thank me later |
#1525 (0/244) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(JazzSax) tim likes 8 year old girls
(JazzSax) he looks sooooo big in their hands.
(JazzSax) they like picture books
(tiko) rhonda: Think of me more as a childhood educator.
(dev-) um, I don't think sex ed lessons aren't supposed to be in the back of a white van |
#23285 (1/218) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
entropy: i really couldnt be assed cleaning a shirt
morner: yeah, you'd be surprised if you were assed while cleaning a shirt |
#21771 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PHA||TOM> what the fuck are you hippies on about?
<K-E-N-N-Y> love chris
* HavinABus knows hes alone in this world and will die alone
<GinZu> so whats the difference between love for your parents and love for you GF
<GinZu> apart from the sex
<LiL-AnGeL> well it's a different kind of love
<stupidMM> ops could force love
<stupidMM> "marry me or i'll bann you! |
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#39979 (0/226) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<blacklabel> gay people suck
<Matchu> Yes, for small change |
#294989 (3/95) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Joune> when I was like 5 I used to play with boats
<Joune> I always sank em
<Joune> MUAHAHA
<Joune> they'd alwyas sink like titanic
<Joune> hehehe
<Joune> and the men would all die
<Heft> and the women would all sing celine dion? |
#20815 (1/200) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FMJaguar> how do i erase a minidisc, either in the real world or the matrix world
<FMJaguar> both are acceptable
<Zaximus> FMJ: It depends on how lazy you are
<Zaximus> if you are very lazy, you can erase the minidisc in teh real world by breaking it into pieces and throwing it out
<Zaximus> if you are very lazy, you can erase the minidisc in the Matrix by shutting down the Matrix :) |
#37971 (2/158) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Pi> at best buy they will tell you that a computer is wireless ready
<@Pi> can anyone tell me what "wireless ready" means?
< jerry> They haven't yanked all the wires out, but they could.
<@Pi> almost
< jerry> Either that or it has a slot for a wireless card.
<@Pi> THERE YOU GO !!!
<@Pi> WE HAVE A WINNER
< jerry> I prefer my first answer.
<@Pi> douchebags
<@Pi> "OH your computer is WIRELESS READY, so you could WALK AROUND WITHOUT WIRES!!!"
<@Pi> (after paying us for a wireless card and installation!!)
<@Pi> (but we don't tell you that) |
#295254 (3/87) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MadrMan> i should really move my subwoofer
<MadrMan> to somewhere less hearable
<MadrMan> because i cant turn my volume up properly without the subwoofer making me deaf
<&geecee3> bass is what they call onmipresent sound, it lacks direction, seems to come from everywhere, so put the sub wherever, it'll still sound good.
<EddieWork> shove it up your ass |
#13922 (-1/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Goonigoogoo] So Neuro, what have you been up to?
[tate] How's Alaska?
[Goonigoogoo] really?
[Goonigoogoo] you don't say [tate] Wow.
[tate] I never knew that.
[Goonigoogoo] yeah, those bears will do that
[tate] Sorry about your grandmother, though.
[Goonigoogoo] no, no. It's statuatory rape when they're underage |
#36208 (0/200) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Enjoi> qdb.us != bash.org |
#6527 (1/187) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel, bitch!" |
#38015 (2/148) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Jaime> this asshole pops up on my msn and he's like
<Jaime> "I hate Indians...they never use smilies, just metaphors and shit"
<Jaime> and I was like...what?
<Jaime> and he's like I'm writing a book report and I have to find a smilie
<Jaime> and I go...why would a book have a smilie?
<Jaime> and then he goes...can you read? I said simile (which he did when I re-read it) |
#7555 (1/191) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[anakin] man i love microsoft visio
[Bayls] yeah, and thanks for answering my question about it earlier. :)
[anakin] what question did you have?
[Bayls] how well does it sniff out your network and give you a diagram with Ipaddresses etc?
[Bayls] is it visio enterprise?
[anakin] not sure, i havent tried it yet
[anakin] na i only have professional
[Bayls] It should say it on the box. if it says "enterprise", it's the enterpr.... ooooh, there IS NO BOX, is there? :)
[anakin] does error checking etc too for ERD, data flow, structure charts, etc too
[Bayls] sensational!
[annie] you have NO idea what he just said, do you bayls? ;)
[anakin] even gives you an output box at the bottom telling you any errors as you go along ... like a compiler .. heh
[Bayls] yeah, he said it's got a spell checker or something in it. |
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#8614 (1/202) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shwartz> anyone know about text interface ftp browsers?
<inflex> "text interface ftp browsers"
<inflex> are you referring to ftp(1)?
<Deviate> Like the kind where you have to do all that typing?!
<Deviate> Those are so 80's! |
#18858 (1/190) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
< greenrd> 127.0.0.1 goatse.cx #This is to try and ensure that I'll never accidentally click here
< greenrd> 127.0.0.1 rotten.com #This is to try and ensure that I'll never accidentally click here
<@harb> Heh.
<@harb> I'm going to totally miss the point and bitch about inline comments.
<@harb> :D |
#11204 (1/197) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
electo435: what time do you think this will all go down?
boozehound420: after sex
electro435: so like next week sometime |
#1479 (0/238) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[McMoo] wow
[McMoo] public radio is playing charles mingus
[thinkmad] as opposed to private radio
[McMoo] yes
[Guilty] Xite was trying to be witty there
[Guilty] But he failed
[McMoo] but he failed |
#40135 (3/97) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> I've suddenly found myself split into an alternate server universe where this channel is occupied by a couple of nerdly faggots
<KArmA-> billn you used to be so fucking cool
<KArmA-> and then suddenly you bust out with a "borg on Q moment" comment!?
<KArmA-> WTF, over
<billn> I was trying to speak in terms you'd understand.
<KArmA-> I beg to differ
<KArmA-> there was not a single comment about fat chicks
<KArmA-> food
<billn> you ever seen a fat borg?
<billn> no
<billn> just cod pieces and big titties
<KArmA-> my point exactly
<KArmA-> HOW THE FUCK IS THAT IN TERMS I'D UNDERSTAND!?!?!
<KArmA-> I understand beer, food, fat chicks and farm animals
<KArmA-> THATS ALL
<KArmA-> oh, and yahtzee
<KArmA-> but that's it
<billn> ...Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#19914 (0/228) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+darkvibe> hmmm, should o go visit my gf tonight? or go visit my ex-gf?
<+darkvibe> decisions
<@[vV]}JokerZ{> how about the one without a penis.
<+darkvibe> ha
<@[vV]}JokerZ{> oh wait they both have penii. |
#40941 (3/95) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Taskman> fuck u
<Taskman> oops
<Saoshyant> ......
<Saoshyant> ....
<Taskman> not u, i meen u |
#6653 (0/228) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LR|Midnight> this ice cream owns
<[ice]> omfg
<[ice]> this Midnight cream 0wns |
#298757 (3/81) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+Spike|Work> Damn, dude, Tucows herd we like resellers, so they put resellers in their resellers. |
#7437 (0/211) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Loc-Dog> which is probably a good indication that he likes gaynal sex
<SantaClaws> i'll stick with the bitches part, thanks
<Loc-Dog> SantaClaws: sweet! ahmed's ass was getting loose anyway
<Loc-Dog> a: you no longer have to play the bitches part.... SantaClaws volunteered
*** SantaClaws curses not thinking before he speaks |
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