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#2995 (52/267) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Fee> 128 megs? 1997 called, they want there memory back |
#295092 (52/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> daniel u know how i said my router was overheating?
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> i got home yesterday and max had opened it and mounted a heatsink to the hot chip and cut open the side and stuck a cpu fan on the exterior of the case
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> so now i have super power router
<havent changed name since 21st jan 007> that i think may technically still belong to vodafone |
#29112 (52/250) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Dekkon> i wonder what it takes to join the cia
<Ken-wr0k> suck a lot of dick
<Dekkon> then your mom must be way up there in the ranks |
#298435 (52/158) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<misterx> :\
<misterx> <little sister> do you do anything besides download star trek?
<misterx> wtf kinda image does she have of me |
#7369 (52/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<NaNaMagic> he is never too busy to answer our prayers
<qux> satan or god? you're confusing me now?
<NaNaMagic> he has extensions on his ears
<qux> like Mr Spock?
<NaNaMagic> yes jesus has ears for all |
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#52939 (52/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Luncheon> i like my women how i like my whiskey... 12 years old and from scotland |
#6869 (52/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* BrooKiki is NOT a bad person.
BrooKiki: I'm not even a mean person. In fact, if people like that were drowned at birth like they SHOULD be, I'd be Miss Freaking Congeniality, dammit! |
#22997 (52/278) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Zip-> give me child porn
<logiclrd> I don't have child porn
<[ryan]> logiclrd has "child art" |
#6625 (52/208) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x?
<@desnarf> hit it with a hammer
<@desnarf> but you need a robot arm for it to happen automatically |
#140513 (52/142) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<+INOSHU> Hey, did you know they discovered the exact reason you can't suck your own cock?
<~TheDarkestDay> something about flexibility, no doubt
<+INOSHU> Nah, it's cause you don't have one. |
#17890 (52/209) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !8ball <question> to use. ×Tracer Script×
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> !8ball will I get high tonight...
<[SS]Psyco|PB> [1CH]Gypsy|Occupied, ( YES!!!!! )
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> FUCKIN' RIGHTS!
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> sweet..
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> at least I can stop worrying.. |
#9957 (52/230) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Pr3tent1ous> hey
<Pr3tent1ous> If I pretend I'm female
<Pr3tent1ous> can I be an opper? |
#56552 (52/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<WildTangent> youve stolen my thunder by insulting yourself...damn
<nauseaboy> bwahahaa! beware my terrible hatred for my ownself!
<nauseaboy> I am an impenetrable fortress of self loathing! |
#5353 (52/265) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<AlmtyBob> k funny story tiem
<AlmtyBob> there's this guy at work
<AlmtyBob> and back in the days
<AlmtyBob> I would tell people to ask him how fast his dad can run
<AlmtyBob> and they would
<AlmtyBob> and he'd say, 'dude that's kinda fucked up, my dad lost his legs in a construction accident'
<AlmtyBob> and he's a total straight-faced mf, so it got the best reactions from people
<AlmtyBob> (it was a joke, his dad was fine)
<AlmtyBob> I got this new dealer to do it to him today, he's a supervisor
<AlmtyBob> I was talking to my friend later and I told him to go up to this chick and ask the same thing
<AlmtyBob> little did he know, her father was murdered a few years back
<AlmtyBob> joke's on him!
<AlmtyBob> well, you had to be there |
#10730 (52/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<+Genome> the next version of mirc should support 3D visualisation plugins like winamp
<%Yukanojo> wtf would you visualize with mIRC?
<+Kumaneko> text rate?
<+Genome> FAGS PER SECOND |
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T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
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#16367 (52/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<cYner> you know, some times, I get all head fuct and then I type something and forget to hit enter, then after about 5 min it's not even part of the conversation anymore, then I just clear the line and all is well. |
#41969 (52/218) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[SPD]MFDoom|fr| is now known as [SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee
[PIT]Bar-B-Q weird, i did the same last night
[PIT]Bar-B-Q I mean, this morning
<[SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee> banged my fiancee?
[SPD]MFBangingmyfiancee is now known as [SPD]MFInTroubleForThat
<[SPD]MFInTroubleForThat> she saw... crap
[SPD]MFInTroubleForThat is now known as [SPD]MFShesNotLaughing
<FatChix0r> iLOL
[SPD]MFShesNotLaughing is now known as [SPD]MFGettinNoneTonight
<[SPD]MFGettinNoneTonight> sigh....Comment: #urbanterror on ETG
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#6131 (52/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<nailer> Where in Hell is Carmen Sandiago's Luggage? |
#102902 (52/124) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(@Aneyva) my computer is spazzing... brb gotta reboot
—› quit: (Aneyva)
• +missey wonders what spazzing computer looks like
(%Cory) it screams at you asking for swiss chocolate and makes you drive to somewhere a few towns over to get it and bitches at you when you get back
(%Cory) oh wait that's pregnant |
#1273 (52/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a return...
<Fakester> that could be a problem
<Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the DC back home
<Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc
<Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100 to waste like that.
<Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119
<Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2 |
#16377 (52/236) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<HobophobE> most chicks have a maternal instinct
<HobophobE> which means they want to have this watermellon pop outta their vagina
<HobophobE> its a simple matter of masochism |
#305146* (?/82) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<&Legion> What's with people who say that the giver isn't gay?
<&Legion> If some dude is sucking YOUR dick, that's still gay.
<&Legion> There's no loophole here
<&mistah_j> well, the ONLY way it's slightly less gay is if you genuinely believe it's a woman
<&mistah_j> if it turns out to be a dude, and you go limp and are unable to have a boner forever, you aren't gay
<&mistah_j> BUT
<&mistah_j> if you stay hard any longer than a nanosecond after learning
<&mistah_j> YOU'RE A HOMO
<&Legion> Also
<&Legion> If you genuinely believe you're sucking a girl's dick, that's also not gay.
<&mistah_j> very true |
#29180 (52/280) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Caffiend> man, i wish i could just go somewhere, and ask for tits
<Caffiend> just walk into starbucks 'let's see some tits' |
#547 (53/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<QuoteBawt> I know very few girls into emulation, even fewer into drinking "beer" and even fewer with an IQ above room temperature
<freeweed> <QuoteBawt> I know very few girls <--- if you wanna say something just say it
<scienide_> wimiins should go back to the kitchen |
#8228 (53/212) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<alexei^se> I need a new hd
<alexei^se> 10gb hd yah yah!
<xK|servo> ya i have a 20 just got a 40
<xK|servo> mfr at office max was like hey pal need some extra space for all them mpeg files
<xK|servo> i was like shit you got me man
<xK|servo> hes like hey dont worry we all do |
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