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#7591 (53/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<JtHMx> not overly keen on a film that makes #warez-nz fanboys cry
<billa> you need to respect.
<billa> to scared youll break down
<JtHMx> no, too scared I'll waste a couple of hours of my life
<JtHMx> says the man on irc at 1am |
#21415 (53/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Yuuhi> i found some info
<Yuuhi> whooooooo!
<OdinBomber> ah..ok
<OdinBomber> must have been my chi transcending the internet
<Yuuhi> =D
<Silverwolf> Whenever my chi transcends the internet, I need to clean up afterwards XD |
#8887 (53/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing?
<Zygote-> and hill billy slang
<Zygote-> haha
<Zygote-> you mean my wife? |
#4792 (53/225) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[Synoptica] no, he's not lagged. he's just stupid. |
#28873 (53/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Nameless[Breadanics]> stay away from my girlfriend ds!!!
<DS-uni> Nameless[Breadanics]: the zoo is far from here, dont worry >:)Comment: #tavern / worldirc
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#31945 (53/243) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<MrThePlague> my thumb hurts..
<MrThePlague> hehe
<usrbingeek> don't stick it so far up your ass then |
#8396 (53/219) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<kipozo> motardo: Lindows is installing from my D:\ but it's looking under my A:\.... looks like windows too much already |
#36814 (53/163) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<gloone> i like girls
<scorf> if you keep telling yourself that, maybe it'll come true :~)Comment: #ramen
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#4054 (53/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<conio> 99% of all americans SUCK
<poon> conio: i guess that leaves Monica Lewinsky in the remaining 1% that blows? |
#103645 (53/137) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<magnum12> I do have a hypothesis as to the origins of the werewolf myth. Its an interesting theory.
<magnum12> I believe that is based on superstitious exaggerations of rabies.
<TheCowch> I believe that is based on superstitious exaggerations of furries. |
#4065 (53/272) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Mazroth> ya vodka is potato water, thats why everyone in russia drinks it
<Mazroth> too many potatoes there
<Mazroth> They have it at mcdonalds, heh
<Mazroth> in fountains.
<Mazroth> big mac, large fry, and supersized vodka |
#6625 (53/207) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@Greg> how do i start apps automatically when i log into os x?
<@desnarf> hit it with a hammer
<@desnarf> but you need a robot arm for it to happen automatically |
#41956 (53/187) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@zeleftikam> yeah so on friday i installed this hard-disk MP3 player in the trunk on this new passat
<@zeleftikam> i think, while i was upside down in the trunk, my cell phone fell out of my pocket, and i sealed it in the trunk trim
<@zeleftikam> it's GONE
<@mitch> ha
<@mitch> nice work
<@zeleftikam> thx |
#21249 (54/254) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@Elijah_Wood> when and on what channel are the academy awards on?
<@Antipothis> #acadamy_awards |
#304904* (?/80) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<+apocalypseTroubador> FUCK
<+apocalypseTroubador> FUCK FUCK FUCK
<@Lofn> GOOSEComment: #nerd SorceryNet
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#52745 (54/186) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
dackattac: I found GTA demoralizing until I got into the story.
dackattac: Suddenly that wasn't the emulation of my thumbs acting on my whims, it was the character of a thug in the life of crime on his own terms, and the missions were simply part of the plot.
legames: holy christ
legames: that's hilarious
legames: it's about punching hookers
legames: everyone knows thatComment: On Grand Theft Auto - Vice City.
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#298766 (54/134) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< amee2k> fow: provided i had enough to drink, i'll satisfy your every desire :)
< fow> :o
< fow> amee2k, including the one where Left4Dead works on my laptop through Wine? |
#23834 (54/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Antioch-WTF> Incidentally, am I the only one that craves hentai featuring a single-mother two-daughter lesbian incest family? |
#5918 (54/278) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<base2> linux people think of windows more times a day than I think of sex |
#1841 (54/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<]km[cugar> i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags |
#12606 (54/196) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Kawmun_Sentz): Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less than 7 |
#303942* (?/92) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<fivre> Hello ladies. Look at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now look at mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Now back at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now back to mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Sadly, it isn't mine.
<fivre> But when it stops using inner-class-scented Java and switches to JDK 7, it could smell like mine.
<fivre> Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in an IDE, with the code your code could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a lambda expression, with two arguments of that type you love.
<fivre> Look again: the lambda is now a method reference!
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, Employee#isPartTime);
<fivre> Anything is possible when your code smells like fresh new JDK 7 hotness and not inner classes. I'm on a horse. |
#1351 (54/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<slyfox> lol
<slyfox> dude! I typed "lol" with my head!!! |
#3400 (54/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<|TrunX|> don't make me bust out my pic
<|TrunX|> you will all turn gay |
#16979 (54/200) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<mgt> i can't find any good porn anymore tho
<mgt> i like reading stories now
<mgt> it gets my imagination going
<mgt> the trick is getting yourself to actually believe they are true
<mgt> and not written by some fat horny star trek fan |
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