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<base2> linux people think of windows more times a day than I think of sex |
#1841 (54/216) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<]km[cugar> i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags |
#12606 (54/196) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(Kawmun_Sentz): Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less than 7 |
#303942* (?/92) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<fivre> Hello ladies. Look at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now look at mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Now back at your code.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(
<fivre> . . . . employees,
<fivre> . . . . new Predicate<Employee>() {
<fivre> . . . . . . public boolean apply(Employee e) {
<fivre> . . . . . . . . return e.isPartTime();
<fivre> . . . . . . }
<fivre> . . . . });
<fivre> Now back to mine.
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, {Employee e -> e.isPartTime()});
<fivre> Sadly, it isn't mine.
<fivre> But when it stops using inner-class-scented Java and switches to JDK 7, it could smell like mine.
<fivre> Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're in an IDE, with the code your code could smell like. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a lambda expression, with two arguments of that type you love.
<fivre> Look again: the lambda is now a method reference!
<fivre> . return Iterables.filter(employees, Employee#isPartTime);
<fivre> Anything is possible when your code smells like fresh new JDK 7 hotness and not inner classes. I'm on a horse. |
#1351 (54/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<slyfox> lol
<slyfox> dude! I typed "lol" with my head!!! |
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Open call for science fiction prose/art
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#3400 (54/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<|TrunX|> don't make me bust out my pic
<|TrunX|> you will all turn gay |
#16979 (54/200) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<mgt> i can't find any good porn anymore tho
<mgt> i like reading stories now
<mgt> it gets my imagination going
<mgt> the trick is getting yourself to actually believe they are true
<mgt> and not written by some fat horny star trek fan |
#38995 (54/132) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Char> I used to be pretty dumb with computers. But then I found out you can get porn on them. Two years later I was the mod of an internet forum.Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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#36182 (54/164) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(@|Lebanon|) Broadcast: ATTENTION: TheAvatar (Søren Jensen) turned 20 years old today! I (Barhom) just wanted to congrat in some special way, and I thought of all of you guys helping me, I just need you guys todo this: /msg TheAvatar HAPPYBDAY!!!
(@Biggs`) what the bejesusing fuck
(@Biggs`) stfu
(@Biggs`) noob
... a minute or two later ...
(@|Lebanon|) Broadcast: Since you guys did a great job and accidently crashed TheAvatar's mirc he couldn't reply to you all and say Thank you! (He really wanted too) - Anyways you can see a early printscreen that he took only couple of seconds after the last msg here http://www.bullettimes.com/bday1.jpg
(@Biggs`) *accidentally* crashed, wtf
(@Biggs`) that was about as deliberate as it gets |
#18519 (54/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
BeHeMoTh101 : my mom walks in and asks what are all the yellow stains doing in my carpet beside the chair that is in front of my computer
BeHeMoTh101 : she'll never know
TX Luder : hahahahaha gross
TX Luder : i at least put some newspaper down first |
#30295 (54/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Araldite> Pentium make the BEST hard drives. |
#19038 (54/200) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways
<Melech> loving god both ways sounds rather kinky |
#30819 (54/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
* Antimatter glares at whoever modded his comment "-1 redundant" on slashdot
<Antimatter> c'mon, it's *slashdot*. redundancy is an art form! |
#40805 (54/202) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<L0ne_W0lf[A]> but I mean, 1% opf 100 is 10 though, right?
<Liero> ....
<Liero> no.... |
#43371 (54/208) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<silsor> I think Wikipedia has influenced my university writing style
<silsor> I just wrote "At this time, the Klan had turned to dynamite as a dispute resolution device" |
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#5493 (54/238) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<LuceNT> i don't download and install crap
<Mr2001> that's why you don't get the girls.
<LuceNT> because i don't fill my computer with garbage?
<Mr2001> you have to put up with crap. |
#201343 (54/162) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[+CJ] i didnt know the pentagon was in the shape of a pentagon till i saw it on transformers movieComment: call him an idiot at irc.swiftirc.net #swiftkit
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#12164 (54/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Guyp> unreal uses the Super Mario Bros. engine |
#45450 (54/158) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Ahanix> You know what girls love?
<Ahanix> (your cock is not an answer)
<EmoAddict15> small penis?
<EmoAddict15> lol
<Ahanix> i said your cock is not an answer!Comment: iexbeta
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#47251 (54/210) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[@xe\ara] a kid raped a care bear at my store a while back
[@xe\ara] cut a hole in it
[@xe\ara] and bam
[@xe\ara] left some nog in it. the woman that found him doing that
[@xe\ara] thought he was stuffin it with shit to steal
[@xe\ara] reached her hand in...
[@xe\ara] wasnt pleasantComment: #sbk irc.enterthegame.com
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#21912 (54/178) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<merkzu> i fucking hate my dishwasher
<pagan> its super easy to rinse off dishes if you do it right when your done :)
<pagan> letting it sit for days is the killer
<jstepka-w> pagan ++:
<merkzu> i just dont like anything that interferes with my lazyness |
#56732 (54/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Throgan> Oh, speaking of Monty Python, I think Terry Gilliam is doing some thing on PBS about the number 1.
<cookiemonster> Leave it to Monty Python to make an entire show about piss. |
#670 (54/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy pie
<wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some venture capital... |
#8610 (54/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Xmit> And I wont be on irc ever again
<coaxial> Why not?!
<Xmit> Because it is a waste of time
<Xmit> I am declaring that I will never waste time like this again
<coaxial> but we lub u
<Xmit> I hate you you stupid bitch |
#4260 (54/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p
<McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY DICK IS
<McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!! |
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