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<gambl0re> imagine riding a uber in detroit...probably get shot
<jaawerth> meh, places are never as dangerous as people say they are
<jaawerth> also if an uber driver shot me I'd leave them a terrible review
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< NDJ> Oh God how did I even do this,
< NDJ> My Windows partition is now ext4
< NDJ> ShitComment: #linux on a small network
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rejoec > africans complain theres no water for 20 miles
rejoec > why dont they walk the 20 miles and live there instead
rejoec > like any fucking sane person
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<wabewalkr> Oh, I dunno. Ignorance is bliss.
<zompist> then why aren't more people happy?
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bubbal: Why would you want to stay married to someone who doesn't want to be married to you?
overbored454: because you just can't turn love off like a car engine?
FlyingUndeadSheep: but you can handbrake-turn it sideways into a wall.
|#311375 (17/23) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<DrMcCoy> $ mv clone2728 droid2727
<-- clone2728 has quit (Ping timeout: 255 seconds)
<DrMcCoy> Well, that's not quite what I wanted :P
--> droid2727 has joined #xoreos
<Farmboy0> DrMcCoy: you certainly have a way with people ^^
|#311276 (8/30) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<@Talgie> I hate having to put pants on
<Jake2> Who are you talking to?
<@Talgie> Anyone who answers
<Jake2> So no one?
<@Talgie> You answered, didn't you ;)
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<dkowis> that's gay
<dkowis> and if you're gay, then it's retarded
<dkowis> and if you're retarded, good job using IRC!
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<enkie> a drunk rat trying to pushing a lever for a jello shot is a sight to be seen
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<mischa> i was just yelling at oracle world people on the street
<mischa> told them oracle is trash and to get a real DB
<mischa> you heard of postgres? it’s dope, free, scales like a motherfucker, open source and YOU DONT HAVE TO SUCK LARRY ELLISON’S COCK
<mischa> sup bro? you use oracle? it’s no good dude, get a real database
<mischa> one guy seemed really angry i was bothering him, he said he actually works at oracle, looked really grim
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< Glayde|w> i remember telling a friend 'you have to register your nickname'
< Glayde|w> the next day he tells me how he registered mirc
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<Liam> my mate, who I'm sure isnt right in the head, called his dog n*gger
<Liam> He doesnt like taking it for a walk anymore cos it runs off and he doesnt like shouting after it
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<theazman> Hey everyone, how do I return an object?
<k5__> return object;
<deuteros_> that was a tough oneComment: ##java
|#311086 (17/27) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<hep> the children actually get mad at me a lot because i wont pay attn to them
<hep> PAY ATTN TO ME ONLINE
<hep> LOOK AT MY MEMES
<hep> LIKE MY SELFIES
<hep> like jfc kid
<hep> i have an online life too you know
<hep> this original content dont post itself
|#310899 (25/31) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag |
<hayashi> thank you, based LaTeX
<hayashi> telling me my syntax errors are at the end of my align*, instead of where they actually are
<bjs> hayashi, there's nothing wrong with latex's error reporting you obviously just put the error in the wrong place
<bjs> and it's reporting where it SHOULD be
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<Mikael_Kreoss> reminded me of the time as a kid I saw a pic of the pope's bubble car thing
<Mikael_Kreoss> and thought it was meant to keep him in
<Mikael_Kreoss> like he was a monster or w/e
<Mikael_Kreoss> on display
<Mikael_Kreoss> "WE CAUGHT THE POPE" and then celebration time
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Please upvote if you think QDB should fix the mangling of Unicode characters in submitted quotes.
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<Metaphysician> Argggh. What to play as in Pillars of Eternity...
<Voct> a pillar
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*** smathson_ has left IRC. Quit: leaving
<chiper> if at first you don't succeed...
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<slamm> this porn im watching is using guiles theme as the music
<slamm> its true that it goes with everythingComment: #/g/tv rizon
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(Apsu) My biological clock says 12:00 and blinks.
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<Plorkyeran> comcast sure is awesome
<Plorkyeran> it seems that the reason my internet connection has been down for the last two days is that they tried to give me a free upgrade to 105/20
<Plorkyeran> and instead disabled my connection
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Kitsu: Why would the localization.ltx contain calls to xml files that don't exist?
DekuLink: The xml files probably gave it a fake file path at the party last night.
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< m00nyb0y> and some people do too much work for little money if you ask me
< CarlosGuerrei> I agree
< CarlosGuerrei> I hire those people daily
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<Helix_Mouse> I want a website full of examples of retarded, nonsensical c++ code that runs and you have to guess what the output is
<Pi> that's called "stack overflow"
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