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#304808* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
(Success is a journey and getting over brick walls rather than learning a script you have to follow, the script comes after the journey.)
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#304807* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Jindal> how to start implementing sip in C????
<Jindal> anyone????/
<Chainsaw> By reading the relevant RFCs on the web?
<Jindal> i downloaded it....its a 300 page rfc
<Chainsaw> Indeed. Enjoy!
<Jindal> still....i mean something dats important
<Chainsaw> It's all important, or it wouldn't be in there.
<Jindal> what about java......
<Jindal> if i implement it in java.....
* Chainsaw turns around at near-impossible speed and runs for the hills |
#304806* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<~ader10> I am so lucky today. I usually take coffee to my bed, but I rarely actually place it on the bed
<~ader10> I figured it wouldn't easily tip if I put it on this huge textbook
<~ader10> then I pushed on the bed near the textbook and the mug slid off, but hit my arm and didn't tip :D
<CreativeMind> lol
<CreativeMind> magic!
<CreativeMind> kill the sorcerer!
<~ader10> Don't make me use my anti-coffee-spill spell on youComment: #technology What.CD
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#304805* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Groxxxy> I went into #gay after being told there was a party.
<Groxxxy> I did not enjoy being there :~|
<Groxxxy> And there were definitely no prizes.Comment: irc.sorcery.net #freelove
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#304804* (?/77) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<snark> a man walks into an irc channel
<snark> wait no, he connects to an irc channel
<snark> you cannot physically enter an irc channel
<snark> anyway, so this guy, once he has entered the channel
<snark> hang on did I mention he was hispanic?
<snark> That detail will be important later
<xiaou> no
<snark> it's actually an important part of the punchline in a way
<snark> if you're familiar with hispanic stereotypes
<snark> anyway, where was I
<drazak> snark: actually his irc client connects
<snark> drazak: oh, right, thanks. So this guy who is hispanic has just had his irc client connect to a server, and joined a channel
<snark> I forget the name of the channle but I don't think it ended up being important
<snark> maybe it will come back to me later
<snark> anyway it's a channel in which there are a lot of rednecks, even though that's fairly unusual on the internet in my experience
<snark> I don't know if such a channel actually exists or if it was invented entirely for the purpose of this joke
<snark> I wasn't there, someone else told me it, you see
<snark> so anyway once he has entered this channel, or rather joined it, he orders a beer
<snark> or, wait
<snark> maybe it wasn't an irc channel at all
<snark> was it a biker bar? It might have been a biker bar
<snark> I think I am trying to tell a joke about a hispanic man entering a biker bar probably
<cuddlefish> snark: give up already
<snark> well the thing is though this is where it gets funny
<snark> because the hispanic guy interacts with the bikers in a humourous way
<snark> he might have been mexican. Anyway, the joke ends when one of them says something quite succinct and funny.
<snark> it's a good joke
<DaMullet> snark: Allegedly
<DarkLoad> snark: you should tell it sometime
<snark> I probably should |
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#304803* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Rena> ___
<Rena> (o.o)
<Rena> /) )
<Rena> -"-"- |
#304802* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<ryan[WIN]> highway to the dannger zone
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<sole> falling down on netflix streaming <3
<shea|eee> i hope a 23rd century historian-psychologist studies these logs and concludes that we're all suffering from a disorder discovered in the 22nd century called idiot's disease
<wafn> FUCK STICKS.
<shea|eee> ^ EXHIBIT 28 |
#304801* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<SaberUK> Rfsancho: do soviet russia jokes make sense in russian?
<Rfsancho> they do if you reverse them
<Rfsancho> "in US of A, you drive CARS!" |
#304800* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Alex: ok, turns out the leak wasn't a leak
Alex: and I get to kill our test test for running the wrong test
Alex: with the hurting and the pain
Alex: test team evne
Alex: even
Alex: bleh
Alex: typing fial
Alex: GAH
Alex: FAIL
Alex: >< |
#304799* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Arha: this torrent has said it's a day away from completion for a good three days now
Arha: I'm beginning to suspect that maybe the ETA is not entirely accurate
Arha: or reliable
IllFlower: No, your torrent's just travelling at relativistic speeds. For the information in the torrent, it's a day. For poor old you, it's 365,284,285,192,746 years. |
#304798* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+`WarpKat> one of these days, there's gonna be a linux distro that comes in the flavor of Zork.
<+`WarpKat> and when it wants you to update instead of go to lunch, it'll say something like, "Your Office - You are sitting at a desk in your office. The door is open and you see a brightly lit carpeted hallway. An update alert has just been fetched. It is almost lunchtime."
<+`WarpKat> then it gives you a ">" prompt
<+`WarpKat> =:\ |
#304797* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<rw-rw-rw-> bash.org seems to be down
<twells> they shouldn't have bowed to state department pressure to end their
relationship with wikileaks
<rw-rw-rw-> *snork*
<rw-rw-rw-> <usenvoy> Thatcher shoulda worn a bag [vote +/-/old] |
#304796* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Beardface: I don't know GH, my fox things kept eating everyone else
Beardface: and then my birds wouldn't have sex for some reason
Beardface: and then my bunnies all diedComment: The joys of Viva Pinata.
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#304795* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<pringles> time to listen to some zZzZ top ->
* pringles (~harryk@cs181143218.pp.htv.fi) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) |
#304794* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<xray7224> i know of a game :D
<xray7224> tiz amazing ;)
<xray7224> its called name the molecule ;)
<xray7224> hokey lets start of easy CH3
<xray7224> that was suppose to be CH4 btw
<xray7224> stupid keys, who thought putting 3 next to 4 was a good idea |
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#304793* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Phil: C++ is java's uncle that never comes to visit, and had half his face blown off when he stepped on a landmine, also he's a pedophile.
Phil: But he's the industry standard.
David: and runs much faster
Phil: He has to be able to run fast, he's a pedophile. |
#304792* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* ClaireBear palm hits lahwran
<lahwran> no, that's faceslap
<Kimmeh> Slap^
* ClaireBear strap-on hits Kimmeh
<lahwran> O.o
<Kimmeh> ....
<Kimmeh> oh Claire
<sonicrules1234> Kimmeh: I'm getting one for christmas :> |
#304791* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<aaron> the shit i find under my bed... unbelievable
<blason> the bed i find under my shit... |
#304790* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
12:00:56 WholeLottaPaigey: My last french kiss was with a weiner dog.Comment: We all knew it. She just had to admit it.
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#304789* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Dylan: Attention creatures with vaginas named Lexie: You've won ... something!
Dylan: Dylan has no idea what yet.
JTE: I want to win something too
JTE: I should name my vagina lexie so next time I'll win. |
#304788* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<rundata> Xd
<rundata> oops capslock
<rundata> xD |
#304787* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
18:05 < SpaceGhostC2C> altoid: Sorry, I'm too busy being face deep in init's menstrual cycle. |
#304786* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Crazed_Succubus> so I'm done with school for the time being. Just have a take-home test to do and that's it..
<Crazed_Succubus> Now I have like, nothing to do.
<Crazed_Succubus> How will I spend my free time? Oh, dilemans
<FuzzyPlushroom> Dilemmas?
<Crazed_Succubus> Yeah, sure. That word.
<FuzzyPlushroom> Or is Dileman's a brand of cheap booze or something?
<Crazed_Succubus> Please don't overestimate my typos :P
<FuzzyPlushroom> ...when you're under the influence of Dileman's fortified red wine?
<echoed> myspace.com/dileman
<Crazed_Succubus> I don't like you guys anymore
<FuzzyPlushroom> You did before? :-P
<Crazed_Succubus> Touche |
#304785* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...
<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.Comment: used to be on bash, but bash is now defunct.
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#304784* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<kaywinnit> freaking dammit
<kaywinnit> I thought UT app was due tonight
<kaywinnit> not this morning
<kaywinnit> at least I still submitted it before the deadline
<kaywinnit> but I still wish I had known this earlier
<lordzippy> beh. doesnt matter
<lordzippy> you can actually submit after the deadline
<lordzippy> they dont care too much
<kaywinnit> well
<kaywinnit> it's been done
<lordzippy> yep
<lordzippy> ..or is it
<lordzippy> what if your application was sent not to the school...
<lordzippy> but to some shady organization
<lordzippy> who at this very moment are perusing your accomplishments
<lordzippy> nodding their heads as they realize you would be perfect for their needs
<lordzippy> of WORLD DOMINATION
<lordzippy> its only a matter of time now
<lordzippy> soon they will take you away, to be a pawn in a game you didnt even know existed
<syntax_serv> I think we need to find lordzippy a doctor |
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