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#304813* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<dhero1> vpn is fast over the interwebs
<dhero1> from here
<athanos> our vpn sucks
<Sparticuz> our vpn != exist
<athanos> lol
<athanos> that would be vpn = null
<Sparticuz> hopefully it will soon though...i'm testing a brand new win 2k8 sbs
<Sparticuz> mv vpn /dev/null
<athanos> if vpn != exists { screwSparticuz() } else { screSparitcuz() }
<Sparticuz> function screwSparticuz(){run sex}
<athanos> lol
<dhero1> on prego exit
<Sparticuz> nope
<dhero1> :p
<JustinM> programmers......geez!
<athanos> no, you need a recursive continue on that. no chance of getting her prego again at that point
<Sparticuz> prego means no need for birth control
<dhero1> late prego means no chance!
<athanos> heheh |
#304812* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Sahaqiel> if anyone needs me, say my name like I am a Russian prostitute and you are angry at me for killing you in an online FPS
<DekuLink> FUCKING SAHAQIEL YOU BETTER FUCKING CUM OVER HERE DAMNIT
<Sahaqiel> OH THANKS DEKULINK
<Sahaqiel> I NEED YOU TOO
<Sahaqiel> FOREVER AND EVER
<Sahaqiel> LET'S HAVE CHILDREN
<DekuLink> Sorry, I was just practicing.
<Sahaqiel> ); |
#304811* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<mtah> for instance, why are you accepting void pointers and casting them to char pointers?
<xray7224> sex |
#304810* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+nettocash> josh gave me a quarter once
<+nettocash> i gave him a penny 6 months before that tho
<+nettocash> 24 cent incest!
<+nettocash> interest*Comment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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#304809* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<EriK> I wanted to be Muslim or Jewish in that flowchart, but the bacon factor was insurmountable. |
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Dropbox: store, sync, share, free, awesome!
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#304808* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
(Success is a journey and getting over brick walls rather than learning a script you have to follow, the script comes after the journey.)
Tommy Giapalo |
#304807* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Jindal> how to start implementing sip in C????
<Jindal> anyone????/
<Chainsaw> By reading the relevant RFCs on the web?
<Jindal> i downloaded it....its a 300 page rfc
<Chainsaw> Indeed. Enjoy!
<Jindal> still....i mean something dats important
<Chainsaw> It's all important, or it wouldn't be in there.
<Jindal> what about java......
<Jindal> if i implement it in java.....
* Chainsaw turns around at near-impossible speed and runs for the hills |
#304806* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<~ader10> I am so lucky today. I usually take coffee to my bed, but I rarely actually place it on the bed
<~ader10> I figured it wouldn't easily tip if I put it on this huge textbook
<~ader10> then I pushed on the bed near the textbook and the mug slid off, but hit my arm and didn't tip :D
<CreativeMind> lol
<CreativeMind> magic!
<CreativeMind> kill the sorcerer!
<~ader10> Don't make me use my anti-coffee-spill spell on youComment: #technology What.CD
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#304805* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Groxxxy> I went into #gay after being told there was a party.
<Groxxxy> I did not enjoy being there :~|
<Groxxxy> And there were definitely no prizes.Comment: irc.sorcery.net #freelove
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#304804* (?/77) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<snark> a man walks into an irc channel
<snark> wait no, he connects to an irc channel
<snark> you cannot physically enter an irc channel
<snark> anyway, so this guy, once he has entered the channel
<snark> hang on did I mention he was hispanic?
<snark> That detail will be important later
<xiaou> no
<snark> it's actually an important part of the punchline in a way
<snark> if you're familiar with hispanic stereotypes
<snark> anyway, where was I
<drazak> snark: actually his irc client connects
<snark> drazak: oh, right, thanks. So this guy who is hispanic has just had his irc client connect to a server, and joined a channel
<snark> I forget the name of the channle but I don't think it ended up being important
<snark> maybe it will come back to me later
<snark> anyway it's a channel in which there are a lot of rednecks, even though that's fairly unusual on the internet in my experience
<snark> I don't know if such a channel actually exists or if it was invented entirely for the purpose of this joke
<snark> I wasn't there, someone else told me it, you see
<snark> so anyway once he has entered this channel, or rather joined it, he orders a beer
<snark> or, wait
<snark> maybe it wasn't an irc channel at all
<snark> was it a biker bar? It might have been a biker bar
<snark> I think I am trying to tell a joke about a hispanic man entering a biker bar probably
<cuddlefish> snark: give up already
<snark> well the thing is though this is where it gets funny
<snark> because the hispanic guy interacts with the bikers in a humourous way
<snark> he might have been mexican. Anyway, the joke ends when one of them says something quite succinct and funny.
<snark> it's a good joke
<DaMullet> snark: Allegedly
<DarkLoad> snark: you should tell it sometime
<snark> I probably should |
#304803* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Rena> ___
<Rena> (o.o)
<Rena> /) )
<Rena> -"-"- |
#304802* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<ryan[WIN]> highway to the dannger zone
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<ryan[WIN]> du na du na
<sole> falling down on netflix streaming <3
<shea|eee> i hope a 23rd century historian-psychologist studies these logs and concludes that we're all suffering from a disorder discovered in the 22nd century called idiot's disease
<wafn> FUCK STICKS.
<shea|eee> ^ EXHIBIT 28 |
#304801* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<SaberUK> Rfsancho: do soviet russia jokes make sense in russian?
<Rfsancho> they do if you reverse them
<Rfsancho> "in US of A, you drive CARS!" |
#304800* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Alex: ok, turns out the leak wasn't a leak
Alex: and I get to kill our test test for running the wrong test
Alex: with the hurting and the pain
Alex: test team evne
Alex: even
Alex: bleh
Alex: typing fial
Alex: GAH
Alex: FAIL
Alex: >< |
#304799* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Arha: this torrent has said it's a day away from completion for a good three days now
Arha: I'm beginning to suspect that maybe the ETA is not entirely accurate
Arha: or reliable
IllFlower: No, your torrent's just travelling at relativistic speeds. For the information in the torrent, it's a day. For poor old you, it's 365,284,285,192,746 years. |
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The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
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#304798* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+`WarpKat> one of these days, there's gonna be a linux distro that comes in the flavor of Zork.
<+`WarpKat> and when it wants you to update instead of go to lunch, it'll say something like, "Your Office - You are sitting at a desk in your office. The door is open and you see a brightly lit carpeted hallway. An update alert has just been fetched. It is almost lunchtime."
<+`WarpKat> then it gives you a ">" prompt
<+`WarpKat> =:\ |
#304797* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<rw-rw-rw-> bash.org seems to be down
<twells> they shouldn't have bowed to state department pressure to end their
relationship with wikileaks
<rw-rw-rw-> *snork*
<rw-rw-rw-> <usenvoy> Thatcher shoulda worn a bag [vote +/-/old] |
#304796* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Beardface: I don't know GH, my fox things kept eating everyone else
Beardface: and then my birds wouldn't have sex for some reason
Beardface: and then my bunnies all diedComment: The joys of Viva Pinata.
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#304795* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<pringles> time to listen to some zZzZ top ->
* pringles (~harryk@cs181143218.pp.htv.fi) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer) |
#304794* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<xray7224> i know of a game :D
<xray7224> tiz amazing ;)
<xray7224> its called name the molecule ;)
<xray7224> hokey lets start of easy CH3
<xray7224> that was suppose to be CH4 btw
<xray7224> stupid keys, who thought putting 3 next to 4 was a good idea |
#304793* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Phil: C++ is java's uncle that never comes to visit, and had half his face blown off when he stepped on a landmine, also he's a pedophile.
Phil: But he's the industry standard.
David: and runs much faster
Phil: He has to be able to run fast, he's a pedophile. |
#304792* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* ClaireBear palm hits lahwran
<lahwran> no, that's faceslap
<Kimmeh> Slap^
* ClaireBear strap-on hits Kimmeh
<lahwran> O.o
<Kimmeh> ....
<Kimmeh> oh Claire
<sonicrules1234> Kimmeh: I'm getting one for christmas :> |
#304791* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<aaron> the shit i find under my bed... unbelievable
<blason> the bed i find under my shit... |
#304790* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
12:00:56 WholeLottaPaigey: My last french kiss was with a weiner dog.Comment: We all knew it. She just had to admit it.
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#304789* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Dylan: Attention creatures with vaginas named Lexie: You've won ... something!
Dylan: Dylan has no idea what yet.
JTE: I want to win something too
JTE: I should name my vagina lexie so next time I'll win. |
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