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#304716* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+haagendaaz> !whatuser MrE2Me
< ZeroBot> Moderator ::: MrE2Me <3
< OverlordXenu> oh shit
< OverlordXenu> you're a mod?
< OverlordXenu> I feel so betrayed
< OverlordXenu> like finding out my best coke dealer was a policeman |
#304715* (?/56) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* stalagmatite puts pudding in bucket
* Bucket is now carrying pudding.
<atari2600a_> oh
<atari2600a_> my
<atari2600a_> god |
#304714* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<cshake> Does the anaphase of mitosis look like goatse to anyone else? |
#304712* (?/57) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@Snow_Bass> The three main causes of car accidents: Speeding, texting, and turtle shells |
#304711* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Hyac> So wait. I'm sending you ascii penises, while you're in class, on World AIDS Day.
<Hyac> ... I think I might be an asshole. |
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#304710* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@tony311> i justmade a typo, anal_beards
<Kaenan> Nice.
<+xax> hot
<+The_Vole> but tony, I have a anal beard :(
<Feirrishjochven> ಠ_ಠ |
#304709* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<doomed> mcm must be quite old already if he remembers a series from the 50/60's from when he was young
<Fax> he's not, he's about my age
<UglyPanda> He just had basic cable as a child.
<Kaze> like i watched Lost in Space as a kid
<Kaze> basic cable
<Fafnir> <Fax> he's not, he's about my age
<Fafnir> so he's old
<Fax> ...
<Fax> maaan
<afroakuma> XD
<jen|dreaming|of|wolves> id say thats worthy of a foot assisted launch fax |
#304708* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<NOXOiD> my dad and dog are dying and im trying to help with the house work
<NOXOiD> :|
<Xe0n> Oh man, your dog is dying
<Xe0n> that's harsh
<Xe0n> my condolences
<Xe0n> get off irc and be with those you love |
#304707* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<SentSix> Your girl just posted more pics
<Iridium> man I read one of her blog articles and saw the relevant pics and shared the one that was fucking amazing
<Iridium> she is not 'my girl', and you are definitely 'a stalker' |
#304706* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<SumWon> Zub, get your penis out of my ass.
<Zub> No.
<SumWon> Jesus fuck.
<Zub> Yes.
<Sqozza> lol.
<SumWon> I think I worded that wrong. |
#304705* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<tgies> dude lmao
<tgies> if you ask like just folks for tax advice
<tgies> or ask yahoo answers or something
<tgies> they'll teach you how to MAXIMIZE YOUR TAX REFUND by NOT CLAIMING ANY ALLOWANCES ON YOUR W2
<tgies> Congratulations you're a fucking idiot
<tgies> instead of getting your money, you gave it to the government to hold onto for a while and then give back to you
<tgies> if you want someone to hold onto your money there's this thing called a savings account
<tgies> and you get free money for putting your money in it
<tgies> god fucking damnComment: #animutation on wgiowrb.dyndns.org
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#304704* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+sekio> rough ass sex
<+sekio> $20
<+el_fappo> no doubt
<+sekio> okay all right $15
<+Dixie> make it $5 and you have a deal
<+el_fappo> man i'm the best haggler
<+el_fappo> "$20" "no doubt" "$15"
<+el_fappo> it's all about bein chill to the max
<+el_fappo> don't listen to what they tell you in school
<+el_fappo> pimpin is easy |
#304703* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Nite> I locked my tuition in 2005
<Nite> my brother went to my school today
<Nite> the tuition has gone up $20,000 SINCE 2005
<Kyden> That's ridiculous
<Kyden> Were they're any black kids in your class?
<Kyden> Because there aren't any now |
#304702* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Fax> HEY
<Fax> Can we STOP
<Fax> with the ALIGNMENT ARGUMENTS
<Fax> I am SICK
<Fax> of arguing about PALADINS
<Fax> Paladins made out of KENYANS
<Fax> on POWERTHIRST
<Fax> raaaaaaaaaa
<Fax> Now in CHAOTOLATE
<Fax> and LAWBERRY
<Lhurgyof> o.o
<Fax> Don't forget to enjoy our OLD FLAVORS
<Fax> which are EXALT AND PEPPER
<Fax> and also VILEFRUIT
<Lucid_Archon> I think you broke Fax.
<Fax> Drinking a can of LAWBERRY will make you feel like you're made out of DWARVES with LIGHTNING BOLTS made out of HALFLINGS. Like those THUNDER TWINS.
<NEO|Phyte^> FAX, YOUR BOSS IS COMING
<Fax> HEPHAESTOS and THOR will forge a new race out of RECYCLED CANS OF LAWBERRY, and your oh shit alt tab |
#304701* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<CXDScoutSniper> LOL 2how 5hq5?
<CXDBrightSide> WTF
<CXDScoutSniper> ment whos that >.>
<CXDBrightSide> How the Hell did you...nevermind...Comment: Private message
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#304700* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Muse> who wants to have sexy time with me
<Muse> who is a girl
<Muse> :>
<Muse> wait wrong chat
<Muse> :s |
#304699* (?/67) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<&WPM> in 10 seconds
<Frostbite> whattttttt
<&WPM> Everyone say "peer"
* weavile1 licks
<&WPM> 10
* weavile1 licks
<&WPM> 5
<Weavile2> peer
<CCloud> peer
* Brawler is now known as weavile69
<&WPM> peer
<Gengar> peer
<CCloud> peer
<~Shining_Raikou> Chat quotes for sure x.x
<&WPM> peer
<&WPM> peer
<&WPM> peer
<&WPM> peer
<Frostbite> peerererryrrkigfedh
<&WPM> peer
<&WPM> peer
<Weavile2> ...
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
* weavile1 is now known as Furrette
<&WPM> peer
<Weavile2> WPM
<Electimortar> peer
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
<Weavile2> Rocket
<Gengar> reep
<&WPM> peer
<Electimortar> peer
<Weavile2> LXF
<Electimortar> peer
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
<&WPM> peer
<weavile69> pear
* Gengar runs
<Electimortar> peer
<&WPM> peer
<weavile69> pear
<Electimortar> peer
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
<weavile69> pear
<&WPM> peer
<Electimortar> peer
<Weavile2> Am I doing it wrong?
<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
<&WPM> peer
<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
<Electimortar> peer
<&WPM> peer
<weavile69> pear
<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
<&WPM> peer
<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
<~Shining_Raikou> pear?
<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
<&WPM> i have to peer
<Gengar> lolpear
<Frostbite> RAPE.
<TheGuy> peer
<weavile69> pear
<Electimortar> peer
<TheGuy> peer
<peer> its like a <censored> botnet in here
<TheGuy> peer
<Weavile2> props to the first person to get +r kicked
<&WPM> peer
<TheGuy> peer
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<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
<Electimortar> peer
<&WPM> peer
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<TheGuy> peer
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<weavile69> peaer
<Furrette> FLOODRUSH IS TOO GOOD
<Electimortar> peer
<~Shining_Raikou> pear?
<Electimortar> peer
<&WPM> peer
<weavile69> pear
<Electimortar> peer
<TheGuy> peer
<Frostbite> peer
<weavile69> pear
<Electimortar> peer
<TheGuy> peer
<Weavile2> +f*
<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
<Furrette> AAAAAAH
<TheGuy> peer
<Electimortar> peer
<&WPM> pare
<Gengar> botnet ahahaha
<weavile69> pear
<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
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<TheGuy> peer
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<weavile69> pear
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<TheGuy> peer
<CCloud> PEEEEEER.
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
<Electimortar> peer
<Electimortar> peer
<TheGuy> peer
<weavile69> pear
<Electimortar> peer
<weavile69> pear
<Electimortar> peer
<&WPM> PEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<TheGuy> peer
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<Electimortar> peer
<CCloud> peer
<Electimortar> peer
<CCloud> PEER
<CCloud> EPR
<Frostbite> CARRY THIS TEXT ONWARDS^^
<weavile69> pear
<peer> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<TheGuy> peer
<weavile69> pear
<weavile69> pear
<~Shining_Raikou> peer
<TheGuy> peer
<peer> WHAT MAN |
#304698* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Miyabi> I just made the weirdest typo ever.
<Miyabi> I was trying to get to facebook, and ended up typing "keanu reeves" instead.
<VerticalPig> Oh, that's like how every time I want to type "I have no life and I should be doing something else" I end up doing "/connect EsperNet; /j #yackfest" |
#304697* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Hemaskk> No, I'm pretty much immune to mental pain.
<count peter> You dont need to suffer mental pain to consider suicide. I for instance was bored and was seeking amusement.
<Hemaskk> You considered suicide to relieve your boredom?
<count peter> I went though an interesting phase... I actually started to do it but then I got bored of it so I went for a walk lolComment: #suicide
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#304696* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
QSakugarne: ...
QSakugarne: okay
QSakugarne: so ~ makes things moe
QSakugarne: and ~ is often used to represent ejaculate from ASCII penises
QSakugarne: ...this has very unfortunate implications.
Arisaka: THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH
Beorc: ...
Electivirus: 8XXXXXXXXXXXXXXD~~
Beorc: That smiley has far too many eyes, Electivirus.
Electivirus: No, it's just caught in a chinese finger trap.
TParadox: Electivirus: have you been experimenting with your waffle iron again? |
#304695* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<TheOP> Good sir, I find it rather hard to believe that operating a vacuum cleaner is a group effort. |
#304694* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Unleeeeash my shaaarrrttt
Say you'll love pee again |
#304693* (?/59) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Starlet> i'm confused about why people think this chat is a fucking search engine.
<Keevan> i agree
<Keevan> horseporn |
#304692* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Taerom> The young Army Pfc. suspected of stealing the diplomatic memos, many of them classified, and feeding them to WikiLeaks may have defeated Pentagon security systems using little more than a Lady Gaga CD and a portable computer memory stick.
<Taerom> maybe I like lady gaga now
<BunneH> how'd the lady gaga cd come into play exactly?
<{KHI}DellGuy> yea, id like to know that part
<BunneH> he needed something to keep entertained while the files copied?
<Taerom> well, I'm guessing it's because a lot of CDs are DRM'd
<BunneH> WHOAAOOAAOO WHOAAAA OOHH OHH OHH OHHHHHHHH
<BunneH> OHH OHH OHHHHHHHHHHH OHH OHH OHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Taerom> and sometimes they include rootkits and shit that the music companies use to restrict how you can copy the CD
<Taerom> so he probably exploited that to get around security
<BunneH> rofl
<BunneH> sony haxed the us gov't
<BunneH> and didn't even know it
<Taerom> yep
<{KHI}DellGuy> winComment: #cg
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#304691* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<BunneH> i saw a urologist yesterday
<BunneH> er.. today, not yesterday
<BunneH> he had to use KY jelly to get his thumb into my prostate
<BunneH> well, i dunno if it was KY
<BunneH> may have been aknockoff
<BunneH> point is, i had a jelly-covered thumb in my anus
<BunneH> i felt like a donut
<BunneH> when he poked it he said "does this make you feel like you need to urinate?"
<BunneH> i almost said "no, but i feel like i need to shit a thumb"
<{KHI}DellGuy> LOL
<Taerom> lol
<BunneH> luckily, i refrained, and just said "no"Comment: #cg
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