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#289383* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<xxx> GNU is not UNIX
<yyy> GNU is antelope |
#288662* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Nakar> What if they held a jihad and nobody blowed up? |
#288449* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Lasukie: HI IM A WINDOWS 2003 SERVER. I HAVE THE UP TIME OF AN OLD MAN WHO CAN'T AFFORD VIAGRA. WATCH ME CRASH EVERY TWO HOURS ON THE HOUR WHILE YOUR DOING IMPORTANT THINGS. FEED ME MORE NETWORK RESOURCES. That is all. |
#288167* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
synguard: Your cousin has cancer?
sietoba: yeah
synguard: Which one
sietoba: breast cancer that spread into her lymph nodes and chest cavity
sietoba: im trying to be positive here
sietoba: i can only imagine what kinda pain meds shell bring home
synguard: Like she just found out
synguard: hahahaha
sietoba: nah shes in the hospital right now
synguard: which one
sietoba: i dont know
sietoba: i didntget that in depth about the whole thing
synguard: not which tit
synguard: which cousin |
#287319* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<SadisticPenguin> I still feel like crap =(
<SadisticPenguin> oh well
<Sirisian> me too
<Sirisian> my throats mest up
<SadisticPenguin> I've got an appointment with a nephrologist in a week
<Sirisian> your dead?
<SadisticPenguin> lol
<SadisticPenguin> nephrology = kidney medicine
<Sirisian> I'm sorry I'm not good with words
<Sirisian> heh
<SadisticPenguin> dead is a good way to put it though, lol |
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T-Shirt Hell: Talk Nerdy to Me
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#286935* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Disorganized3: what are you saying? I can't count to... 2?
Skye S2K: You *are* into that binary crap... |
#286345* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<andor>: the king of mail is back
<bb>: lol
<bb>: how modest
<andor>: yes
<andor>: I'm being very modest this days
<andor>: I used to be the emperor of mail
<andor>: sometimes I also used to be your new mail overlord
<andor>: but I'll stay with king
<andor>: the lesser letters to write, the better
<andor>: some time in the future I'll be "the mail"
<andor>: and then, just "the"
<andor>: ...
<andor>: plain crazy, cos then I'll disssapearComment: #thecandy-store afterx.net
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#285887* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
hkdriftxl: Good for you young padaone!
iGenius52: padawan*
iGenius52: what phail american nerdism |
#285819* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<celeste> i'm worried i'm sounding like a doof
<ilanbg> you are a doof
<celeste> hey!
<ilanbg> but a cute doof
<celeste> i'm still mad
<ilanbg> I meant it as a compliment
<celeste> it's not!
<ilanbg> well...
<ilanbg> I guess not
<ilanbg> but I meant it in a good way
<ilanbg> the way you might call someone a slut, but in a dirty, endearing way
<celeste> erm...thanks...
<ilanbg> no problem, slut |
#285622* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<monkeyboy> quick what starts with 'i' and is in the ocean
<pebkac> iguana in distress? |
#285608* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<flinginmonkey> quick! what starts with 'I' and is in the ocean?!
<pebkac> an iguana in distress? |
#285591* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<goose> xchat question:
<goose> I'm DCCing a 700 MB file to Brain, if I x out of the "XChat: Uploads and Downloads" window, will it continue to upload in the background?
<Tim> sounds illegal
<Tim> and i'm not really sure
<Tim> how far is it?
<goose> it's 13%, 92 MB
<goose> I'll just move it to another workspace
<Tim> alright
<goose> when is a 700 MB file ever legal?
<Brain> linux iso?
<Brain> :p |
#285397* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Dereck> they should just call it The Channel because there's no way anything they air is classified anywhere near "learning" |
#285276* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Sparton: Second Life?..
Sparton: And strangely, I still don't know anyone that uses Second Life.
Sparton: And for that matter, I'm fairly certain there's a lot of people I know that don't even know what Second Life is.
v1:Count me in. I assume it's a followup of some sort to Half Life?
extrasolar: Not at all. It's the reciprequel.
extrasolar: Sorry, I know. But sometimes, if it's a math joke, it doesn't matter how lame it is.Comment: #slashdot
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#284794* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<LLaur> watcha doin?
<scarab> writing a program for this biomech lab
<scarab> pretty cool stuff actually
<LLaur> nerd
<scarab> byte me |
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T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
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#284775* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Hawk777> Oh BTW theProject, how would you like your Prolog book returned?
<theProject> Yes. |
#283881* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
-- Hello, is this an anime channel?
-- Yes.
-- How do I patch KDE2 under FreeBSD? |
#283384* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Raikoh: of course I like oral
Raikoh: that doesnt mean I have to enjoy 69
Raikoh: i don't want to open my eyes and be staring right up a girl's anus
Raikoh: "Oh, hey! When did you have KFC?"
Raikoh: kinda kills the mood |
#283383* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Raikoh: I would prefer not to go to a proctologist for a gerbil removal |
#283302* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<seren|notAFK> One n-dimensional space to rule them all
<seren|notAFK> One operation to bind them
<seren|notAFK> One function to bring them all and in the space define them
<ben4neb> ... sereni is like a crazy hobo spouting prophecies that nobody understands
<ben4neb> except he's an MIT student spouting math jokes that nobody cares about |
#283100* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Things> I would just go down and buy me 10 or so XLR connectors and make my own DMX cables, but then the cost of the cable itself fucks everything up
<Sean1983UK> ya think ?
<Things> No
<Things> I know.
<BlueFusion> lol, things doesn't think
<BlueFusion> that explains a bit
<Things> I think sometimes
<Things> not alot tho
<Things> Onlywhen I need to and it interests me to think |
#282826* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@wolf31o2> musikc: it is windows... turning off the firewall is like sticking your ass up in the air in a porno... you simply are going to get fucked |
#282705* (?/79) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Taurus: Don't be too surprised when children (or childish adults) go out of their way to provoke responses today. You're perfectly within your rights to let them have it, but it may be better to ignore them for now.
<phatdaddy> you came to the right place for that horoscope corbie
<Corbie> provocation? childish adults?
<phatdaddy> sounds like irc to me |
#282572* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<tofer> The Episcopal Church was organized shortly after the American Revolution when it was forced to break with the Church of England on penalty of treason as Church of England clergy were required to swear allegiance to the British monarch
<tofer> EPISCOPAL FAIL |
#282202* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<marklar|omni> RUSSIA HAS DEFEAT NAZI ALONE, WITH ONE HAND TIED BEHIND BACK, DRUNK, WITH THREE KNIVES RAMMED IN BACK AND STUCK CAPS LOCK |
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