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#304745* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<dialga> how do u put internet on a ds
<@scampy> you download the internet onto a floppy disk and then insert it into your ds
<dialga> i tried that |
#304744* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Ralis> A coworcker stormed into my friend's office, yelling "did you tell joan i was a witch?!"
<Cyclone_Kami> o_0
<TPO3> o.O
<Ralis> Stunned, my friends sputtered, "No! i don't even know how she found out."
<Cyclone_Kami> Nutcase. |
#304743* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* weavile1 hugs esperante
<weavile1> ...
<weavile1> that's something
* esperante steals weavile1's wallet
<weavile1> I didn't have a wallet with me :/
<esperante> not anymore you don't |
#304742* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<hailey> no!
<hailey> no!
<SA> no means yes and yes means harder!
<hailey> im scarred
<SA> you will be! |
#304741* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<pokeplatinum> i don't know wat do do my mom woke up and she see's me on this web site i am done for. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<TPO3> are you being serious
<TPO3> ?
<Zero> LOL
* Chimecho (PBGuest@9D7CD6F6.4A21627B.458B807B.IP) has left #pokebeach
<Zero> Your mom?
<pokeplatinum> yes
<Zero> um... how old are you?
<Zero> :3
<TPO3> if she sees you
<Ganon> is she walking again? I thought I had her tied down >:(
<pokeplatinum> HURRY SHE IS COMING
<Zero> xD
* Ganon marches off to the dungeon
<TPO3> why are you asking us to do something about her
<Muse> LOL ganon
<Zero> DO A BARREL ROLL
<Muse> hahahahahaha
<TPO3> IT'S A TRAP
* TPO3 is now known as Admiral_Ackbar
<Admiral_Ackbar> IT'S A TRAP
<Muse> HIT DAT LIL NEGRO WITH A FREEZE POP
<Ganon> wait
<Ganon> oh it wasn't pokeplatinum's mom I had in the dungeon
<Ganon> nvm
<DNA> and then you'll see the number 9000
<Ganon> it was Blake's
<Admiral_Ackbar> Pokeplatinum
<Admiral_Ackbar> are you still good?
<Muse> lol
<Admiral_Ackbar> did she catch you?
<Admiral_Ackbar> ARE YOU DEAD
<Hurricane> HE'S DEAD GUYS
<Hurricane> HE'S DEAD
<Ganon> OH GOD
<Ganon> OH GOD
<Hurricane> OH MY GOD THEY KILLED POKEPLATINUM
<Ganon> QUICK HIDE THE BODY |
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#304740* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<PanicTrigger> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ <------ come on u can get this word
<SteelixMaster> poke beach
<PanicTrigger> wrong
<PanicTrigger> 0.o
<Zenith> your mother
<PanicTrigger> nope
<Zenith> Who said I meant for hangman
<PanicTrigger> ooooo well my mom is a cool person
<PanicTrigger> and she makes awesome food
<Zenith> Yeah, she's pretty cool
<Zenith> In bed
<CCloud> ...lol
<PanicTrigger> naw shes hot in bed |
#304739* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Hei> Friends!
<Hei> Romans!
<Hei> Countrymen
<Hei> Lend me your ears
=-= Hei was booted from #pokebeach by Awayeon (DERAILED) |
#304738* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<evilsquelch> who do you think gave my mom Hepp B
<DoubleDragonIII> you?Comment: Just another day in #hak5
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#304737* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Propmin> nothing going on in here I see
<Doink> not really
<Brand> Let's make something happen.
* Brand tosses his pants off.
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<Propmin> Great. Your dick made everyone die.
<Brand> It is quite the dick. |
#304736* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<lolfighter> I haven't YET seen an armour set that doesn't look BETTER if you remove the shoulderpads.
<Fax> they're called "pauldrons"
<Fax> or "spaulders"
<Flickerdart> Maybe they're so big cause that's where the people keep their inventory
<lolfighter> And let is not forget the UTTER HORROR of druid dungeon set 1 & 2.
<lolfighter> LOOK: wow-europe.com/en/info/basics/armorsets/
<lolfighter> Try putting it on a male tauren. The shoulderpads increase his height by 50%!
<Flickerdart> Dear god what is that
<lolfighter> Awful, is what.
<Fax> the only thing awful about that is the color scheme
<lolfighter> The ONLY THING?
<Fax> yes?
<Fax> you're talking about a cow man in purple and gold winged plate
<Fax> there are a lot of things wrong with that
<Fax> but the only thing that specifically makes me hurl is the color
<Flickerdart> Fax, aren't you colourblind
<Fax> Flickerdart: yes, that is part of the problem
<Flickerdart> Fax: You're also missing the acid green.
<Fax> well, thank god for that |
#304735* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+Xenophobe> Sup
<+SumWon> Space AIDS
<+Xenophobe> Is that good?
<+SumWon> Space AIDS?
<+SumWon> Most certainly not.
<+SumWon> It causes you to interpret the smell of chocolate as dog vomit.
<+SumWon> That's all it does, however.
<+Xenophobe> I'd probably still eat chocolate. |
#304734* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Tyrael> Yes! The only weakness aliens have is having a broom handle deep into their ass |
#304733* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
10:41 PM - Sgt AJC: Do you like rape?
10:41 PM - [B#] Devan: Not really, no. >.>;
10:41 PM - Sgt AJC: ok
10:42 PM - [B#] Devan: I AM GLAD WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION.
10:42 PM - Sgt AJC: me too, so you don't like rape right?
10:42 PM - Sgt AJC: what about murder?
10:43 PM - Sgt AJC: LOL
10:43 PM - Sgt AJC: I'm just kidding. I personally only like watching the weather channel
10:43 PM - Sgt AJC: on sundays at 12:00AM :)
10:44 PM - [B#] Devan: `-`Comment: Best Steam chat ever
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#304732* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* lumen has joined #nin
<@kan> lumen how do you like your women
<@ghosts> 12 years old mixed up with coke?
<@ghosts> or wrapped up in the back of a van?
<@ghosts> or fat and 16?
<lumen> ...i'm female and straight, you idiots
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<@Parad0x> haha
* Parad0x changes topic to '#NIN - Making new friends every day.' |
#304731* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Momentum Deferred: Hello.
Zook: no
Zook: headache
Zook: from fapping
Zook: hurts bad
Momentum Deferred: wtf?
Zook: I was fapping right
Zook: And then I was liek
Zook: "HOLY FUCK MY HEAD HURTS"
Zook: So I stopped
Momentum Deferred: ...
Momentum Deferred: still no clue why you're telling me this.
Zook: Because if this was something that causes me to die
Zook: I want everyone to know
Zook: I died fapping |
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#304730* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<amh7912> does anyone here know how to make an internal fan have an on/off switch?
<_303> do you already have fans?
<_303> groupies?
<amh7912> I have an external fan.
<_303> oh you mean wind fans |
#304729* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
ned: wifi on the acela is so fucking gay
ned: i cant load gmail
Rabbi-Work: wow ned
Rabbi-Work: maybe you could say it's "ineffective" or "disfunctional" instead of using gay as a pejorative
ned: wifi on the acela is so fucking dysfunctional
BONUS: im ineffective and disfunctional and take offense to people using ineffective and disfunctional as a pejorativeComment: it's true, he is
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#304728* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<xxx> oh, Angry Birds is heading to a facebook game
<yyy> angry faces ;)
<zzz> Angry feces!
<zzz> That would be popular.
<yyy> :)
<zzz> Fecebook: we give a shit! |
#304727* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<nickals> there was a phase in the 70's in florida when AC was getting really popular and energy costs were rising that they were building all the buildings here without any windows at all
<nickals> lol
<nickals> thank god i dont live in one of those houses
<nickals> they are always so dark n cave like
<nexu> dude
<nexu> i thought u hated windows |
#304726* (?/55) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Join: agina/<<~Xavier@FUR-546B44D.hsd1.co.comcast.net>>
Mode: <<NovaYoshi>> sets mode: <<+v agina>> |
#304725* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* lee takes out WESC\A\'s hotdog
<WESC\A\> o_O
* WESC\A\ leave.
<WESC\A\> +s
<lee> :o :(
<lee> but it's so irresistible
<bratty> nom nom
<lee> i could happily
<WESC\A\> hell yeahComment: Looks like WESC is showing his homo side :)
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#304724* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
JCPenny.com U SUCK! you have to brain wash kids to your site and get Crap installed on internet explorer!!!! The stupid "price gong" what ever it is wont go a away!!!!!!!!!!
You suck for Life!!!!!!!!!! |
#304723* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<jarod> An option to allow x264 to output segmented video, possible?
<Dark_Shikari> jarod: huh?
<Dark_Shikari> pipe to a program that does it
<jarod> auto split at 2gb for example?
<Dark_Shikari> pipe to a program that does it
<jarod> example?
<Dark_Shikari> write a program that does it, pipe to it
<jarod> :)Comment: #x264dev :)
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#304722* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Erica> you to it what lol hole fuck XDXDXD |
#304721* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<1>Gay ppl rock
<2>o rly?
<1>yes, rly
<2>no wai!
<1>yes way
<3>lol, epic threadComment: Hot air hand drier, second floor bathroom, science building, Queens College
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