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#304678* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<LazyMice> holy shit
<LazyMice> cops outside
<LazyMice> brb |
#304677* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<lahwran> if I wanted to make a mod ... where would I start?
<Tigerboy5225> umm idk
<Tigerboy5225> in java?
<Shandys> lahwran
<lahwran> I already know how to code
<Shandys> you need to know how to script
<Shandys> code
<Shandys> make a java thing
<Shandys> like itemNuke
<Javaguru> lahwran: plugin or mod?
<Tigerboy5225> hmm well u use eclipse?
<Shandys> then you code it,make a picture for it
<lahwran> Javaguru, um.
<Shandys> and make inderigents,and make it work
<lahwran> Shandys, thank you, you're not being helpful
<Shandys> you need a good coding skill
<Shandys> yes
<Shandys> you need things like class tooComment: if you ever need help with a coding problem, contact shandys on irc://irc.esper.net/#minecraft
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#304676* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<disgruntl> .w hell
<Tubbee> Hell, Michigan (42.5?N/83.9?W); Updated: 10:27 PM EST (November 27, 2010); Conditions: Overcast; Temperature: 31.0?F (-0.6?C); Windchill: 25?F (-4?C); High/Low: Unavailable; UV: 0/16; Humidity: 82%; Dew Point: 26?F (-3?C); Pressure: 30.16 in/1021.2 hPa; Wind: West at 6.0 MPH (9.7 KPH)
<kira> .w heaven
<Tubbee> The requested city was not found.
<disgruntl> sorry, there is hell, but heaven does not existComment: #geekissues
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#304675* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<LassiH> the next time i won't have to worry about school is in four and a half years
<LassiH> and evn after that i prolly need to do some stuff inbetween working for six years
<LassiH> so yay for me
<Athinira> YOUR LIFE IS GOING TO BE MISERABLE AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!
<LassiH> YOU WILL EAT YOUR OWN GUTS AND ASK FOR SECONDS
<Athinira> I GOT INFINITE GUTS! YOUR COWARDICE IS GOING TO BE YOUR UNDOING
<LassiH> inb4 YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
<Athinira> :(
<Athinira> Going for a wank before i eat my guts i guess... :/ |
#304674* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<LassiH> the next time i won't have to worry about school is in four and a half years
<LassiH> and evn after that i prolly need to do some stuff inbetween working for six years
<LassiH> so yay for me
<Athinira> YOUR LIFE IS GOING TO BE MISERABLE AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!
<LassiH> YOU WILL EAT YOUR OWN GUTS AND ASK FOR SECONDS
<Athinira> I GOT INFINITE GUTS! YOUR COWARDICE IS GOING TO BE YOUR UNDOING
<LassiH> INB4 YOU ARE NOT PREPARED
<Athinira> :(
<Athinira> Going for a wank before i eat my guts i guess... |
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#304673* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<OlEnglish> fuckin shitty network
<slakr> OlEnglish: told you that irc.sexscatnet.net wasn't all it was cracked up to be. |
#304672* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<dippih> just out leopard Woot bad is?
<Taerom> BunneH: your bot is nonsensical
<BunneH> yes
<BunneH> but it learns
<BunneH> IT LEARNS
<BunneH> and as it learns
<BunneH> it makes less and less senseComment: #cg
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#304671* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
SaiyanKirby: i think people who need to cyber have no imagination
SaiyanKirby: i mean seriously
SaiyanKirby: you got two hands
SaiyanKirby: one is your other person
SaiyanKirby: the other is for holding that mouse so you can click off the window when your mom comes home
SaiyanKirby: make it work
Kris18: LOLComment: No comment
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#304670* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@Digga> that's only because if you leave dirty socks on the carpet for long enough they start smelling of carpet and not socks and you can wear them again :D |
#304669* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[AF] Cannon_Fodder: If porn made computers slower mine would be going backwardsComment: [AF] House of Fail
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#304668* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<ufox> I guess that's where the idea for the "which picture is a duck?" captcha came from?
<Sakkin> and none of them look like ducks :P
<Rena> Just make them all pictures of people, one of which is fuckface
<Rena> Er
<Rena> Duckface
<Rena> Epic typo |
#304667* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Kyle> Nissan Cube: Just in case you weren't square enough. |
#304666* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* yazdmich is now known as BILLY_MAYS
<+LOLEX> BILLY MAYS LIVES!
<BILLY_MAYS> HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR IRC
<BILLY_MAYS> ARE YOU BORED?
<BILLY_MAYS> DO YOU WANT NEW FRIENDS YOU NEVER HAVE TO MEET IN REAL LIFE?
<BILLY_MAYS> THEN IRC IS FOR YOU!
<+LOLEX> LOL!
<solidus> sell me some oxy clean
<solidus> without the clean
<BILLY_MAYS> IRC HAS BEEN PROVEN TO INCREASE NERDINES BY 15% PER MONTH
<Samantha> lol
<BILLY_MAYS> SO DONT DELAY
<solidus> thats good cuz im at -20%
<+LOLEX> billy mays is going back to his grave...for 19.99 plus shipping and hadling
<BILLY_MAYS> GET IRC TODAY
<+LOLEX> :D
<BILLY_MAYS> JOIN AN IRC NETWORK TODAY AND GET A FREE NICKSERV REGISTRATION ON ME!
<BILLY_MAYS> LOG ON NOW!!!!Comment: after billy died :(
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#304665* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
psmylie: I had this messed up dream last night that I was at work at my PC
psmylie: and I clicked on something...
psmylie it turned out to be full-on Pr0n
Hoopy: did you bookmark it?
psmylie: So, I frantically try to click it off, but my PC stops responding. I try to turn off my PC, but I end up knocking out my headphones, so it comes out full-blast over my speakers
psmylie: All the time I'm trying to get this off my comp, while looking around for co-workers coming up to find out what the heck is going on
psmylie: Manage to get it off right before someone comes up to ask me about it, and I said "Oh, Bill musta left his cable connection on"
psmylie: Even in my dreams, I'm a bit of a weasel
Hoopy: heh |
#304664* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+php_nick> hello anybody knows the formula for increasing chance? for example, i have 3 marbles: red, yellow, green. now lets say I have this function called pick() that when i call will randomly pick a marble. how do i tell my function to increase the chance of red by 10%
<+i_c-Y> wha
<+i_c-Y> are you asking how to draw from a certain distribution?
<+Jazzdude> just call math.statistics.chance.increase(0.1)
<+Jazzdude> it's obvious, isn't it |
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#304663* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Freya> I used to be kicked out 'cause I said Heil Hitler
* phos has kicked Freya from #chat (Heil Hitler is not an appropriate phrase to be said here) |
#304662* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
lostelixer: is there a holiday to celebrate your criminal heritage?
namivera: no, we don't celebrate black history month |
#304661* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<bhaak> "On average, pages in your site take 1.5 seconds to load (updated on Nov 23, 2010). This is faster than 79% of sites."
<ais523> they don't draw the line anywhere, they measure, then work out the percentile
<bhaak> ais523: no, they really draw a line. on the image they have a line at 1.5 seconds, above it written slow, below fast |
#304660* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Ashley^> anyone know of any decent flash IRC clients?
<oteren> quakenet has made a client in html5
<oteren> i think it's open sores |
#304659* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<atari2600a> my brother gave a pot brownie to my stepfather as a joke
<atari2600a> he shared it w/ my little brother
<Trev> Fact.
<atari2600a> long story short I need to know the latency between consumption & ingestion of a pot brownie
<Trev> atari2600a and good times were had by all
<Trev> about an hour or so |
#304658* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
%Anthony: man I love ipod Touches, you can't touch them
%Anthony: err... |
#304657* (?/61) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* Angelica lunges at Tavi!
<Tavi> D:<
* Tavi dashes away
* Angelica turns red then follows!
<Tavi> D:<
* Tavi hides in a nearby pond
* Angelica turns the pond to steam
* Tavi is now a convenient source of downloadable games |
#304656* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<mjg> A realDoll comes with instructions?
<+phobia> insert tab A into slot 1, 2 or 3
<+phobia> repeat, rinse |
#304655* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<dean[w]> The snow is nice, but having it blow horizontally in your eyes at about 30km/h is not
<Architype> get goggles !
<alexmace> Now you know what a salty facial feels like
<StormySan> alexmace--
<alexmace> …
<alexmace> I imagine
<alexmace> or don't imagine
<alexmace> I don't imagine salty facials
* alexmace puts the spade down |
#304654* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[11:56:10pm] <ThatGuy> Ok I'm going to go rub one out
[11:56:12pm] <ThatGuy> BBS
[11:56:45pm] <Hopscotch> Ewwww
[11:57:03pm] <Razor> That's more than I needed to know...
[03:32:52pm] <ThatGuy> K, night
[03:32:59pm] * ThatGuy Quit (Quit: Sheep r cool)
[03:33:10pm] <Razor> It took him 4 hours?! |
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