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<Engineer_Sunny> Let's write a visual novel
<Engineer_Sunny> About anything
<Tei> Pick a topic, Sunny
<Engineer_Sunny> Global Warming
<Suika_Inuki> And thus, GW-tan was born
<NekoMokou> What, she's a loli with a serious gas problem?
<Suika_Inuki> Exactly
<Suika_Inuki> In the VN, you have to help her convince everyone in the world that she exists. In the beginning, only you can see her
<NekoMokou> Is this going to turn out to be some sort of fart fetish doujin
<Suika_Inuki> Dammit Mokou!
<Tei> "Ah, I can see your methane reacting with the atmosphere~"
<Engineer_Sunny> And you can help her out by finding Ethanol-tan
<Tei> "D-dammit, i-it won't biodegrade... Ahh!"
<Tei> This may just be the best VN ever, ladies and half-gentleman.Comment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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#304609* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* opnet has joined
<opnet> wooo
<opnet> got laid last night
* opnet isn't a virgin
<opnet> anymore |
#304608* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Greta: my immortal soul would kick you immortal soul's ass
Mavydas: you have a nice ass indeed
Mavydas: wait, what were you saying? |
#304607* (?/76) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
The_Jack_of_Clubs: you need to upgrade to safari 5.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.3 cause it fixes 1 little issue that youll never notice, mostly cause you use firefox, also it needs to restart and to "optimize the hard drive" and while your at it, would you like to install the new version of itune+quicktime? its only 20gb and it has the ability to upgrade the firmware of the iphone that you dont have! |
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<Sukadoo> omg I must be bored I am still laughing over eye plugs
<Targetdumme> eye plugs its the new thing
<Zenraven> oh they're for your eyes
<Targetdumme> i really dont want to know where you want to put them
<Zenraven> you don't want to know where I had them
<Targetdumme> T M IComment: WoW Trade Channel, Ghostlands US (H)
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#304605* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@llearch> I _AM_ Science! |
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<andreas> omg.
<andreas> now I know why everyone thinks tart is so funny
<andreas> I thought tart was just an innocent pastry thing
<andreas> "* prostitute: a woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money"
<andreas> great. |
#304603* (?/55) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Chroder> sometimes i touch the screen and then click on the mouse at the same time and pretend like its a touch screen. |
#304602* (?/67) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@Digga> loudbot, be Hitler
<loudbot> <Hitler> EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN LOUDBOTComment: loudbot has no A.I. whatsoever, he just picks random phrases from a database.
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#304601* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
I TOOK A SHIT IN YOUR MOM |
#304600* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<vininim> hi, i'm jacques derrida and I propose methods for text analysis, but it's not text analysis, ok? lol
<vininim> hi, i'm baudelaire I smoke opium and write non-sense, I'm a poet. lol
<vininim> hi, i'm deleuze and i have buttseks with foucault, gave me some spotlight. lol |
#304599* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
"It's better to be known than remembered" ~ George LattaComment: George Latta
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#304598* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<pitz> I don't know about you guys, but I've been playing Call of Duty: Black Cocks on my Wii all week! |
#304597* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<rocker2344> 00:11:40 up 33 days, 5:19, 6 users, load average: 0.29, 0.88, 0.75
<hybrid-kernel> too bad the same cant be said for your inet
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<Extravisual> Anyway I don't think he's gay, he just has cock up the ass and is confused |
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#304595* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<masterzora> ... overheard in the Mudd Hole:
<masterzora> "if you just take sex from someone without asking, it's rape"
<prototype27> ...
<Elyscape> wut.
<Goobergunch> PARSE ERROR: Line 1, Character 18
* prototype27 upgrades Martin so he can parse sex
<Goobergunch> srsly I haven't figured out what that sentence means yet
<masterzora> well, you see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much....
<masterzora> and if mommy doesn't love daddy....
<Goobergunch> UPGRADE FAILED: Version Error -- New Oxford American Dictionary Patch Issue
<Elyscape> then daddy puts his sperm into a bucket...
<prototype27> balls
<Elyscape> ties down mommy
<Elyscape> gets a turkey baster...
<Goobergunch> ok my parser needs a squick escape
<Elyscape> and covers her in strawberry ice cream
<Elyscape> then he goes to vegas
<reacocard> godammit ely
<Elyscape> and forgets about her
<Elyscape> and she dies of dehydration
<masterzora> Ely
<masterzora> seriously
<masterzora> stop
<masterzora> turning me on while I'm in public
<prototype27> ...
<prototype27> wut |
#304594* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<brozilla> MUSIC TOO LOUD DJS TOO SOFT
<wolf359> LISTEN HARDER
<baphijmm> wat
<cowan> COMPREHEND HARDER
<wolf359> _______ ______ _____
<wolf359> |_ _\ \ / / _ \| ____|
<wolf359> | | \ V /| |_) | _|
<wolf359> | | | | | __/| |___
<wolf359> |_| |_| |_| |_____|
<wolf359>
<wolf359> _ _ _ ____ ____ _____ ____
<wolf359> | | | | / \ | _ \| _ \| ____| _ \
<wolf359> | |_| | / _ \ | |_) | | | | _| | |_) |
<wolf359> | _ |/ ___ \| _ <| |_| | |___| _ <
<wolf359> |_| |_/_/ \_\_| \_\____/|_____|_| \_\
<wolf359>Comment: in channel for local college radio station
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#304592* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Kitty> elizabeth: figure out a way to block off 192.168.1.4 from 2:00PM to 4:00PM. I tire of my grandfather looking at porn while the webcam is on. |
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<@deejay> what did the thief use to ease his stomach ache?
<@deejay> kleptobismol
<Feirrishjochven> deejay.
<Feirrishjochven> That was
* Feirrishjochven puts on shades
<Feirrishjochven> a-bismal
<The_Vole> YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH |
#304590* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<geniice> and lets face it if your backup plan is to fill the area with liquid helium you've chosen quite an exciting life |
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<SaberUK> gemcraft? sounds like minecraft for ponies |
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<lolfighter> My stove does not know any settings inbetween "off" and "all hot, all the time" anymore.
<lolfighter> It's pretty annoying.
<Fafnir> I read that as "my love"
<lolfighter> My love is quite welcome to be all hot, all the time.
<lolfighter> No complaints there. |
#304587* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<ll> step1.php
<ll> line 75
<bbb> k done
<melfoid> YOUR A STEP ONE
<Sywork> whoah calm down buddy
<melfoid> lol
<melfoid> i think im gonna go get a whopper
<ll> an angry one? |
#304586* (?/55) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@pierut> don't copy that floppy.
<@Coolty> don't dd that cd
<@Coolty> HA HA HA!
<@Coolty> Linux joke
<@Coolty> XD
<@pierut> xD
<@Coolty> yeah, i went there.Comment: irc.digitalrebels.org
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#304585* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<beinghuman> sadomasochism poses a serious issue to the idea of hell
<beinghuman> I mean... wouldn't that be their heaven?Comment: #reddit
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