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#295577* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< zashi> I got the whole TI calculator programming channel on efnet talking about pooping
< zashi> < ports_> _Auron_, i enjoy pooping
< zashi> I'm not a troll, honest. I just smell like one. :( |
#295576* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Devilbunny> basically just tell her that people online don't believe that you're anywhere near a cute girl, and they're asking for pictures to prove it. Then let her see what you're typing - better clear the buffer - and let her type a response. Tell her to type "I really am a hot girl."
<Devilbunny> or something
<Cliff_> Devilbunny, I really am a hot girl
<GaidinBDJ> !topic
<GaidinBDJ> Actually what would really prove is is have her type "I love anal sex from burly men"Comment: #fark
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#295575* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<saracen_> I'm confused.
<saracen_> Somebodys bank transferred me 12 quid, somebody called Martin.
<saracen_> Somebodies*
<Two9A> "Somebody's"
<gregorycu> You sure it isn't meant to be "Somebodies"
<deleet> Somebody sure needs an english lesson.
<archtech> the "d" is supposed to double in posessives and take two positions back: "Someddboie's"
<deleet> wait, what?
<deleet> archtech: please stay off drugs.
<archtech> Since silent "e" is last, and the word starts with "S", one of those "s" letters are optional, and I usually take out the first one: "omeddboie's"Comment: #php efnet
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#295573* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Bootsie: You know what you should do?
A Keyboard: a lumberjack super fireman>
A Keyboard: *?
A Keyboard: *be a
Bootsie: Nice. |
#295572* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
3rdalbum: Somebody I know on Facebook joined a group called Spasmodic Dysphonia
3rdalbum: I thought it was a group about a band whose name is meant to sound like a medical condition
3rdalbum: In fact, it IS a medical condition |
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#295571* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<rga24> macs are for programming ipods
<rga24> and iphones
<rga24> in something weird called objectionable c
<rga24> and making useful farting applications |
#295570* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[13:15] <kmac> i've tried 4 out of 298472983479823749823748234
[13:15] <kmac> i'll get it
[13:15] <kmac> i swear
[13:15] <eric_> only 298472983479823749823748230 left
[13:15] <kmac> lawl
[13:15] <kmac> sad thing is you actually copied my string and subtracted 4 from it
[13:16] <eric_> sad thing is you noticed i copie dyour string and subtracted 4 from it |
#295568* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<chillin> whoa, a woman called 911 THREE TIMES after McDonald's ran out of chicken nuggets
<l4m3r> was she black?
<chillin> I dunno...
<chillin> oh, first name is Latreasa. |
#295567* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Danae> Oh that's revolting in a new and unique way.
<Danae> A pair of flies decided to land on my arm to fuck.
<Danae> Ew. |
#295566* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<celeste> give me a project to do
<ilanbg> masturbate
<celeste> 1. i'm not really horny. 2. chelsea's in the room. 3. it's early.
<ilanbg> All good reasons to start masturbating now |
#295565* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Beefster [Beefster@ecnet-5BFD5A49.hsd1.co.comcast.net] entered the room.
*** mode (+ao Beefster Beefster) by Ozzy
Beefster has changed the topic to: Let there be a topic!
<&Beefster> And Beefster saw that topic that it was good. :P |
#295562* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
*Ajay89 kicks Endy in his tiny balls
(Endy): Do not kick me in my tiny balls! |
#295553* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
John : Yo Hofvander
*** Auto-reply sent to John: I am currently idle.
John : Oh really?
*** Auto-reply sent to John: I am currently idle.
John : So, today I asked a car at a stop light 'what're you up to?' you know what it told me?
*** Auto-reply sent to John: I am currently idle. |
#295539* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Danae> It's not small if your ass is just too loose to feel it.
<Danae> Technically.
<Xerxes> danae, you know this from experience? |
#295528* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<whyerhead> "Within all of us there is an illusive melody, which when heard and followed will lead you to the fulfillment of your fondest dreams."
<whyerhead> final thought from the announcer at the Sigfried and Roy charity event last night.
<malphas> Wonder what sort of dreams uou have if your internal melody is from a song called 'The Rape and Ruin of Angels' |
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#295516* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Mithos: My mom grounded me for being gay. |
#295515* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Hungrygerudo> I HOPE YOU DIE IN A GREASE FIRE CAUSED BY YOUR FAT ASSCHEEKS RUBBING TOGETHER |
#295513* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Energizer_Bunny> me?
<Energizer_Bunny> YOU'RE ME?
<Ebola> YES
<Ebola> I AM YOU
<Energizer_Bunny> oh |
#295511* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
darkmonkey (~lalal@TrueIRC-925F8C42.cdif.cable.ntl.com) has joined #sleepyshat
<@darkmonkey> hello channel
<&art0rz> hello monkey
<@darkmonkey> hello holland
<&art0rz> hello .com
<+Sam> hello.jpg
<+Sam> clearly superior |
#295508* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<061047> * roxahris has joined
<061126> * roxtop Quit (Ping timeout)
<061140> * roxahrus Quit (Ping timeout)
<061334> * roxahrus has joined
<061348> <redrum> rox get your goddamn internet fixed
<061354> <redrum> we're tired of you pinging out all the damn time
<061401> <redrum> happens every fucking day
<061422> * roxahris Quit (Ping timeout)
<061427> <redrum> >( |
#295505* (?/88) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
??????458: *wraps his legs around you and his hands to keep you there to never let you go*
xragex347: Why don't you just stick your dick in her and get it over with?
??????458: wrong windoe
??????458: window* |
#295422* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* Akiros sets mode: +b buddy5002!*@*
<~buddy5002> woah
* buddy5002 is now known as buddy5001
<~Akiros> FK |
#295421* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
VulcanJaded: i hate leet
VulcanJaded: now everyones license plate is talkign to me =[
InfernalTempestX: hey, atleast someone talks to you
VulcanJaded signed off at 8:26:27 PM. |
#295420* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Azerthoth> I speak 2 languages, bad english and drunkenese |
#295412* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Animal62586: i don't remember much after the first drink of captain that you poured
Animal62586: and courtney told me i kept calling her a bajoran
"Prince of Darkness": lol you did
Animal62586: so i guess i should watch less star trek |
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