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#304509* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<afroakuma> !bday Ragnarok
<Rhona_d`Cannith> afroakuma's birthday has been recorded.
<Felinoid> That's tax day for all us Americans. Makes it pretty easy to remember.
<afroakuma> ...what, Ragnarok?Comment: #giantitp
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#304508* (?/67) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Al-Qadim> I just got home from flying a kite in the park and playing frisbee with my kids
<pelf> well aren't you mary fucking poppinsComment: #warhammer, Efnet
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#304507* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Xhu You gave yourself a migraine by screaming?
Xhu That's a kind of magic, right there.
Kumi yes, I did.
Kumi a good hour and a half ago.
Empireth Clearly, incentive to stop associating with Xhu.
Xhu You want to break free of me?
Empireth You want a worse migraine.
Kumi ...why did I mention Queen again?
Xhu Because you're going slightly mad.
Kumi I just can't get no release :<
Xhu It's a hard life.
Empireth To love? Can't help you there.
Kumi Xhu, you're a boy
Kumi make a big noise
Xhu But it's late.
Empireth C'mon man. Take on the world, someday.
Xhu I can't. I'm under pressure to breakthru.
Xhu It's enough to cause a sheer heart attack.
Kumi somebody better put you back into your place!
Xhu Well, now I'm here.
Kumi the show must go on?
Empireth Clearly. We're princes of the universe.
Xhu Damn right, and we're gonna tear it up.
AB3JU I'd tend to think of Kumi as more of a killer queenComment: Yep, they're Queen songs.
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#304506* (?/51) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<IceTrAiN> [5:10pm] <+Rob> Thought of the day: "Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"
<IceTrAiN> because politicians usally don't have nice titsComment: #Globalgamers
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#304505* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<yazdmich> piracy is fun/wrong
<+KindOne> utorrent FTW
<yazdmich> ARES FTW
<+KindOne> that and DCC on mIRC
<yazdmich> yeah
<yazdmich> but dcc is too... *puts on sunglasses* direct
<yazdmich> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHComment: ##urbandictionary on irc.freenode.net
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#304504* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<justin> I hope I ruined her night
<jake> Probably not, but hopefully yes
<jake> Jonis are resilient to any self-deprecation
<jake> At least publicly
<justin> For me it was like, look, I wasn't going to say anything. I wanted to! but I wasn't. But then she said that, and it's like, seriously?
<jake> Yeah, hopefully she goes home and sits on her shower-seat, which she undoubtedly has, and cries until her fingers are raisiny, and the mirror fogs up so that it's so bad that even after she wipes it off, it fogs up again, and that pisses her off, so she punches the mirror and it breaks, and cuts her hand, and she sinks down in the corner between the toilet and her little stuffed cat that holds the toilet paper, and wonders what it was that she did to that bald guy that insulted her. But secretly she knows it's just that she's a sad, pathetic Joni checker and nobody likes her kitchy jokes and her unappealing way. And she falls asleep there. Just like every Friday night.
<justin> Wow |
#304503* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<mrsam> I could never figure out why he had his bed against mine and the ex's
on the same wall
<mrsam> I mean, did he enjoy the sounds of me having sex with his sister?
<mrsam> which I will say was terrible sex |
#304501* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Darius: You want them to change, however that ain't going to happen. Bitch and moan all you want, that's going to remain a constant.
Darius: I really don't know what you want me to do.
NastyCheese: I'm British dude, lol.
NastyCheese: I moan when it's hot and I moan when it's cold.
Darius: OK
Darius: Now please, speaking as a murrican now
Darius: Shut the fuck up, and sit the fuck down.
NastyCheese: :( |
#304500* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* Clive undercuts Camelot by taking 75p from vortex's granny in exchange for an infinitesimal chance of a unicorn landing outside her home with a lifetime's supply of pixie dust for her.
* tigger undercuts Clive by chopping his legs off at the knees |
#304499* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Joh> I've had a genius idea for a business!
<Joh> Children's funeral care in Africa. |
#304498* (?/52) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<tidux> wow, people put weird shit on their friends' facebook walls
<tidux> something one of Nicole's (that girl's) friends wrote on her wall: "I'm lit. While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included."
<Sudos|C840> oh god.
<tidux> CORNLEGSComment: #wtfpwnt, irc.rubbermallet.org
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#304497* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<House> Probably like 310% false.
<House> Japanese nuance is more formally structured.
<House> But don't be fooled.
<House> It's still really, really hard.
<LtBrenton> that's what she said.
<House> ....
* House has quit IRC (Quit: )Comment: But she does think it's hard!
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#304496* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+Watashi> Woah :o
<@cyclone> Whoa what?
<+Twipply> What woah?
<@cyclone> ^
<+Watashi> Woah, woah!
<+Watashi> left the room (quit: ).
<@cyclone> ...bastard left us hanging |
#304495* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Chroder> i just noticed im wearing Avatar boxers today
<Chroder> it's a little strange to be sitting on some aliens face |
#304494* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<brian> doesn't H&R happen after combat is resolved?
<karl> "at the end of assault phase"
<karl> i remember that line
<brian> so, yeah, at END of the phase
<steve> I think the wounds should be taken
<karl> brian, with the caveat that it happens before sweeping advances
<karl> so... *near* the end of the assault phase
<steve> then, you can run, but the enemy doesn't get a sweeping advance IN RESPONSE TO YOUR BREAK AWAY
<steve> after they deliver extra wounds and assault is completely over. THEN you can chose to run if you want
<steve> and I don't think I'd even get a consolidate role
<karl> so i can consolidate AND hit and run?
<steve> oh, you can't hit and run if you aren't still in combat
<steve> I dunno
<omaq> man, you guys are nerds
* omaq runs
<brian> you have to wait for combat resolution before you can run!
<omaq> DAMMIT |
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#304492* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Stigmata> That's how we fix the economy.
<Stigmata> Shoot so many people the funeral business skyrockets.Comment: #minecraft on espernet
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#304491* (?/53) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Lord_Gareth> Cliff-hanger pr0n. It exists, and is more strange than sexy
<NekoIncardine> ... WILL HE GET TO CUM? WILL SHE FAKE MULTIPLE ORGASMS? WILL THERE BE ACTUAL ACTING??!?!?! FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF "COCK THOUSAND"
<Lord_Gareth> No, no.
<Emerald> DUN DUNNNNN
<NekoIncardine> Only $19.95!
<Lord_Gareth> I mean pr0n where they're HANGING OFF A CLIFF
<NekoIncardine> ... Huh.Comment: #giantitp
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#304490* (?/63) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Kraps> Hirsute: <link to lamest edit wars page on wikipedia>
<Hirsute> There's a *page* for that? Wow
<Jamash> There's A Page For That
<Dagmar> In case you haven't noticed, WP is home to the biggest collection of obsessive compulsive auty kids the Internet has ever seen
<Thunder_Child> "A page for everything, and everything in its page"
<Jamash> wikipedia is the pot and the kettle reverting each other's edits to the page "Black"
<Kraps> can we immortalize that somewhere?Comment: #WoWUIDev on freenode
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#304489* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+teratos> I am sick and dying
<+teratos> It was nice knowing you friends
<+}> teratos: what are you suffering from?
<+teratos> Pizza Hut Lunch Buffet |
#304487* (?/54) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<IllFlower> With the number of people who just enjoy messing with some heads, I've just taken to flipping a coin every time I need to use a gender pronoun.
<IllFlower> I might need to switch to a six-sided die at some point, since the field of options seems to have widened. |
#304486* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< Ferrus> I'm on the second mile of the three mile walk to the grocery store for bacon
< Tamber> Now /that's/ dedication to the almighty cause of Bacon!
< Ferrus> I want a fecking bltComment: The almighty Bacon requires it.
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#304485* (?/62) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@MrPete> microsoft's site just offered me Windows7 in Welsh :S
<@Sebas> Wglglglglylglglhlglrlrlglgltlslslffffdows 7 |
#304484* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Silverr> Kanye is such a good troll, I'm telling you
<Silverr> First he flame baits president Obama and now he's even getting Bush to cry
<Jade> Kayne is basically what happens when the internet pulls a captain planet and combines all their powers |
#304483* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<warpy> i guess i should just go to bed, election results won't be up for another few hours anyway
<bucketmo> just go to bed with your window open
<bucketmo> if prop 19 passes, you'll smell it.Comment: ~7PM 11/2/10
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#304482* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
10:41 Mafaioz and /quote pass youruser:password
10:41 Mafaioz voila
10:41 Mafaioz ur in
10:41 Mafaioz sounds good layzkat
10:41 layzkat in like flin
10:41 Mafaioz i dont care, but good
10:41 Tazen ahhhh i get ya
10:41 Mafaioz finally it sinks in
10:41 Mafaioz wheres my money for a case of beer?
10:41 Mafaioz :p
10:41 Tazen so instead of using port 26911 (my currect znc port) change it to something lower and more likely open
10:41 Tazen I'm broke dude :P
10:41 Mafaioz change it to something thats open
10:41 Mafaioz yes
10:41 Mafaioz ddos comin
10:42 Tazen lmfao |
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