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#304643* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Omi> I love how I got the 'gay'.
<Xa> You're gay now?
<Omi> No no, I mean in the picture
<Xa> You took a picture of it too? You're fuckin' sick man.
<Omi> No I mean I edited a picture and added the word 'gay' in to it. Looked real authentic.
<Xa> Sure, sure. Whatever you say.
<Omi> Seriously.
<Xa> Suuuure, no worries here man. You just do your thing.
<Omi> You're a dick.
<Xa> What you gonna do? Lick me?
<Omi> ...
<Xa> Or just beat the shit out of me till I throw up?
<Omi> Shut up >_<
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#304642* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[14:42:26] * TriviaHero stuffs the bomb into this1neguy's pants. The display reads [21] seconds.
<TriviaHero> Defuse the bomb by cutting the correct wire. There is one wire. It is Mauve.
<this1neguy> cutwire mauve
<TriviaHero> tic... tic... tic...
=-= YOU (this1neguy) have been booted from #triviahero by TriviaHero (snip...*BOOM!*) |
#304641* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Sept> Skyline, I'm talking about pancake sandwiches.
<Skyline> What are those?
<Sept> A sandwich where you use pancakes as the buns.
<Skyline> What's in the sandwich?
<Sept> Nightmares. |
#304640* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<incluye> Dyson floor fans are fucking $450
<incluye> who buys that shit
<remaniac> Dyson fans, of course. |
#304639* (?/56) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Sebas> I still want to start a stoner metal band because it's so damn easy
<Sebas> The guitarist gets 40 seconds to find the next chord, the drummer has to stick to like 5bpm, the bassist just fuzzes about a bit, and you slap tons of distortion on the vocals
<al> Bach would be proud
<Sebas> Only if he were around in our day and age
<Sebas> Bach to the Future
<nwagers> for the record, that was terrible
<Sebas> One might even say it was the vinyl straw? |
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#304638* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<kj4> ah. i ran BSD for a short while in 2001
<kj4> i'm sure its different now haha
<MTecknology> ya- they may have updated things once
<MTecknology> probably once- doubtful it was twice |
#304637* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Keevan> now what type of slave would you like to be
<Keevan> there's field slave, house slave, or sex slave
<TeddyBear> keevan house slave because then shed make us wonderful sammiches
<TeddyBear> do you agree?
<aritap> nah
<Keevan> welp, then you're down to sex or field
<Keevan> to ho or hoe, that is the question
<TeddyBear> ^LOL
<aritap> HAHAH
<aritap> i like you, Keevan |
#304636* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<aritap> who mispells no with know
<aritap> or am i just being retarded?
<MADDMAXX> yup
<Keevan> who misspells "misspell"
<Keevan> BOOM
<aritap> hahaha loser
<aritap> !
<Keevan> i OWN YOU
<Keevan> FOREVER
<MADDMAXX> hahaha
<aritap> ALONE
<MADDMAXX> period* teehee
<Keevan> aritap you are now my SLAVE
<Keevan> feed me some grapes
<Keevan> and fan me
<aritap> lmao |
#304635* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Corwinoid> HOO HAH! I got all of the afternoon games right too
<ttvd> so how much did you win?
<Symm-> 1 inflatable doll and 2 whiskey labels
<elo[i]> Symm-: to cover her eyes?Comment: Efnet, #c++
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#304634* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Xe0n> I want to quit my job and be a lazy alcoholic
<penis_> pretend you're black
<penis_> you'll get all the help you need from the gov't |
#304632* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<DannyBoy> Some people really like getting shit stuffed in their dick.
<penis_> i like my dick to do the stuffing thx
<penis_> male power |
#304631* (?/57) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<SaltyChicken> Tiddles
<Tiddles> ?
<SaltyChicken> i just realized you have no even numbers
<Tiddles> lol
<SaltyChicken> how... *sunglasses* ... odd
<SaltyChicken> YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHComment: Tiddles use the nickname "157359951735" on a sandbox game.
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#304630* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
(automated messages are in blue text and square brackets on a Minecraft server)
[Note: Server admins will not teleport you to other players]
<anonymized1> OK OK I GET IT I WON'T ASK ADMINS TO TELEPORT ME
<anonymized1> this blue text guy keeps bugging me
<Admin> <anonymized2> It's called automated server messages. |
#304629* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Argue: nc you're graduating only now?
Argue: i'm old as fuk
nc: No I graduated in January
Argue: that still makes me way older
factormystic: Argue: yeah but flips age 7 years for every human year
Argue: lolComment: flips = filipino
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#304628* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Trivia> 4. Science and Technology : White-out was invented by whos mother?
<cyclone> yours |
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#304627* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
stick says:
so tell me bout yer day
*HeavyMetalGirl* says:
long sucked
the end
stick says:
wowComment: and she says she had a bad day...cant wait for a good one.
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#304626* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< BobArctor> I'm gonna write a movie about Billy, the telemarketer with tourettes syndrom
< BobArctor> "Hello sir, my name is Billy, and I'm selling SHIT FUCK BITCH!"
< BobArctor> I'm seeing Adam Sandler as the lead
< deepy> That sounds like an awesome idea
< BobArctor> it will be a touching comedy on the dififculties these people have
< BobArctor> see the company can't fire him
< BobArctor> cuz that would be discrimination |
#304625* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Krittick> I think I found out how to show sarcasm on the internet. 'It's really subtle.' |
#304624* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<You> Chatting ain't nothin' but keyboards and text. |
#304623* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<UglyPanda> Faximus, is it Zombjas time?
<UglyPanda> I'm not sure.
<Fax> why yes, it is
<Isamu> Faximus?
<Isamu> like Faximus Prime?
<Fax> yes
<Isamu> ....
<Fax> or like Tiberius Claudius Faximus
<Isamu> ...
<UglyPanda> He's Energon Faximus, not Cybertron Faximus.
<UglyPanda> So he links up with random drones and accomplishes nothing.
<Fax> sounds like college |
#304622* (?/58) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<frogwan> WOW!
<frogwan> Eleven year old female.
<frogwan> 1.1m
<frogwan> 20kg
<frogwan> Fucking tiny.
<beta2> fahadsadah: but how much is shipping |
#304621* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* +Talent slaps half_the_sky around a bit with a large trout
<+half_the_sky> Ouch
<+keen-> ouch indeed
<+Talent> that's how you slap. even got keen with splash damage |
#304620* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+Kotoni> shit jason says he's cuming over
<+Toy> oh fun
<+X> cumming
<+donnie> u,u
<+Kotoni> comming
<+Toy> tissues on the ready?
<+donnie> *o.o
<+X> ...
<+X> cum
<+donnie> ok...
<+Kotoni> hes not comming in side.
<+Kotoni> its not going to happen again
<+X> cumming inside
<+X> would lead to pregnancy
<+Kotoni> HE WILL NOT SURPRISE ME!
<+donnie> raep
<+X> :x
<+Kotoni> O.o
<+X> o.O;;
<+Kotoni> whatcha talking pervsComment: #ichigos
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#304618* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
xK0NVIK: hi
SpencerGabbiani: Hey.
xK0NVIK: wts gud
xK0NVIK: mmm
SpencerGabbiani: Not your ability to spell, apparently.
xK0NVIK has left the chatComment: IMVU
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#304617* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<KingSam> Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? |
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