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#304027* (?/88) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<~Knoeki> flikker in dutch can mean faggot
<~Knoeki> but it also means, like.. flicker
<~Knoeki> as in the flickering of light
<k1ngb0ng> do faggots flicker?
<%Polynomial> they do...
* Polynomial puts on his sunglasses
<%Polynomial> in Twilight
<%Polynomial> YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! |
#304026* (?/53) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Matt32> Lion King was such a good movie.
<YelseyKing> Ahh, Scar. One of Disney's better villains.
<YelseyKing> Most Disney villains tend to be as goofy as they are evil. Scar... nope. Just straight up *evil*.
<YelseyKing> He actually manages to *kill* a major character. Think about that. A major character. In a Disney movie. Being *killed* by the villain. How often does *that* happen?
<BurnGriffith> Yeah.
<BurnGriffith> Scar kills Darth Vader. You don't get much more badass than that.
<YelseyKing> ...the guy who played Darth Vader did the voice of Mufasa?
<YelseyKing> I never knew that.
<BurnGriffith> Yup.
<YelseyKing> Amusing. The heroic Mufasa was once Darth Vader. While the heroic Luke Skywalker went on to become the Joker. |
#304025* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Sraah: oh god
Sraah: I just this pic on tv
Sraah: of like 25 azn guys
Sraah: and a girl
Sraah: and all i can think is
Sraah: imminent bukkake |
#304024* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<TheEntireWorld> To whomever calls itself B-Rad on these hallowed quotes pages: shut. Your. Fucking. Mouth. And stop. Submitting. Quotes. I can't tell you how much we rage when we see yet another unfunny, fail quote from the idiot named B-Rad. You suck hard. You fail hard. You are a cunt, a faggot, a nigger, and a democrat all rolled in one. If you committed violent suicide and had someone who could stand your stench for but a moment tape it, then upload your demise on youtube, we would all be grateful.Comment: B-Rad: FUCK YOU!
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#304023* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<HappyGoLumpy> I read BBC all the time and I always notice that they refer to African Americans as "Blacks".
<HappyGoLumpy> it sounds racist to meComment: the BBC, you say?
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The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
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#304022* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
(Fallingwater posts a demotivator about how church with a lightning rod doesn't show much confidence)
<+witchdoctor> no, you see there's faith, then there's just being a fucking idiot.
<+witchdoctor> You see a church without a lightning rod is just tempting fate.
<+witchdoctor> And as we all know God can't resist a chance to cause irony.
<+Fallingwater> so basically god's a bit of a bastard then
<+witchdoctor> a little bit, yeah
<+witchdoctor> but he's more of a prankster than an outright bastard, though
<+witchdoctor> I mean look at the platypus
<+witchdoctor> wtf was up with that?
<+Fallingwater> eh, I dunno... look at africa... pretty mean prank, that
<+Fallingwater> "U GOTZ AIDS LOLOLOL"
<+Fallingwater> "ha ha, very funny god, now gimme back my white blood cells pls"
<+Fallingwater> "LOLZ COME AND GET THEM KEKEKEKE"Comment: #tropers on irc.esper.net
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#304021* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<&wombat> I'm not sure about schizophrenia...the voices in my head can't agree about it |
#304020* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
ryandirocco: get me on conf muted, just want to listen to their needs
Gary: they specifically said
Gary: they want you on your knees with mouth open
Gary: idk
ryandirocco: done |
#304019* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<dd7> whenever i meet a girl i wonder what her directory structure looks like
<dd7> if she's organized or just throws files wherever it's convenient
<dd7> i mean, if i went on her computer and saw a desktop full of shit i would think twice before pursuing that |
#304018* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<%Kitten|Draw> so do you remember that one time in the dark theater with a banana and a box of skittles? you kept telling me to stop? good times, good times. |
#304017* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
-->| Bluedemon (~chatzilla@nin-pals.com) has joined #BoredClub
<Bored> Hallo Bluedemon!
<Bluedemon> Fuck you, Bored.
<Bored> You know how I like it Bluedemon.
<Bluedemon> Fucking pedo bot.
<Bluedemon> GTFO
<--| Bluedemon has left #BoredClub
<Bored> I'll miss you
<GeekyLink> that made me actually LOL
<Bored> lawl |
#304016* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Mr_T> ingberlach you piss cunt gay false homosexual man sex
<Mr_T> homoerotically false
<Ingberlach> shut the hell up farmboy
<Ingberlach> sorry
<Ingberlach> didnt mean that |
#304015* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
(DEATH): Jesus fucking Christ, MS Visual Studio 2010 is malware. |
#304014* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
tyson: hahaha
tyson: guess what!
ness: what the fuck do you want
tyson: you're still at work
tyson: and i'm not
ness: guess what
ness: tomorrow is my thursday
ness: suck on that metaphorical dick
tyson: well i only have to work 4 days
ness: well i only have to work a total of 2 hours a week because i watch youtube all mothafuckin day
ness: suck on that loverboy
tyson: you win this time batman
ness: 8 : - )
ness: 8 : - )
ness: 8 - ) deal with it |
#304013* (?/64) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
tyson: DOUBLE NIGGER ON YOU
ness: woooah that's a full nigger
ness: double nigger all the way across the sky
ness: it's so black it's so intense |
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#304012* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<B-Rad> chatzilla is lying to me
<Foxy> o.o
<B-Rad> as usual
B-Rad shoots chatzilla
* QUIT B-Rad (connection reset by peer) |
#304011* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<franz> A few have been taken out for political considerations, such as Adolph in 2001.
<franz> hurricane adolph coming to fuck your shit up |
#304010* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Brendan : i got my car detailed... and now it doesnt run
Rohan: hahahahahah WHAT?!
Brendan : idk what happened..
Rohan: detailed = mechanical failure?
Rohan: where did you get it detailed?
Brendan : at pleasanton car was
Rohan: okay, then i'm never going there
Brendan : and i paid $350
Rohan: wtf
Brendan : yea
Brendan : i paid money to have my car broken
Rohan: they probably ran off with half of your engine and are selling it for spare parts?
Brendan : quite possible
Brendan : i have to drive home
Rohan: that's pretty messed up
Brendan : and i dont have AAA
Rohan: ask susan to pick you up!
Brendan : im screweed
Brendan : my insuaranse does not cover death from inexperienced maniac dont know what the heck she is doing drivers
Rohan: hahahahahahahaa |
#304009* (?/53) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
***DoucheEnrique rolls 2 6-sided dice: 1 3
Mathii: 6 sided dice?
Mathii: o.o
DoucheEnrique: yes
Mathii: didn't know those existed
DoucheEnrique: err
Yellowchopsticks: um
DoucheEnrique: lol
Vulpes: ...
Yellowchopsticks: are you serious?
Mathii: seen'em in those dungeons and dragons flash and what not
Vulpes: Sometimes I just want to cry. |
#304007* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Sabriel> 20-25 guys in a room
<Sabriel> with me
<Sabriel> just totally spikes my hormones man
<Sabriel> and that is NOT meant to sound wrong
<Mindlessmaniac> and suddenly makes you talk like a dude
<Sabriel> no, I actually do sorta talk like this sometimes
<Sabriel> with the guys
<Mindlessmaniac> yeah
<Mindlessmaniac> You're becoming a guy
<Sabriel> dammit man!
<Mindlessmaniac> an extremely feminine, gay guy
<Sabriel> haha
<Sabriel> omg look at those flowers dude!
<Mindlessmaniac> ...
<Knight> ...
<Knight> I don't think a gay guy would say dude
<Sabriel> man?
<Mindlessmaniac> So she's more masculine than some gay guysComment: #wolf on irc.esper.net
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#304005* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[Ailya]: Why so SRS?
[Ailya]: No, really.
[Ailya]: Why so SRS?
[Malvolia]: I dunno lol
[Surloin]: LOL
[Malvolia]: SRS is a label they put on some cars to denote it being a higher model version of the same car
[Ailya]: D:
[Malvolia]: Same with SRT, SLT, and ES, and EX, and and and...
[Malvolia]: ...
[Ailya]: Stop calling me a clunker! D:
[Ailya]: !!!
[Malvolia]: I'm not calling you a clunker!
[Ailya]: I don't want my bumper to fall off
[Ailya]: I don't wanna be covered in duct tape! D:
[Malvolia]: You aren't a clunker!
[Malvolia]: a Yukon SRS is mid to higher end vehicle, not a clunker
[Ailya]: Ohhhh
[Ailya]: So pimps are gonna ride in me?
[Ailya]: With pole dancers?
[Malvolia]: Sure
[Malvolia]: If that's what you want
[Ailya]: Like a stretch limo
[Ailya]: YAYYYYY
[Malvolia]: Haha
[Bandarii]: Pole dancers in a stretch limo... *ponders*
[Ailya]: I can go to Orgrimmar
[Ailya]: and be like
[Ailya]: GET IN MY LIMO NAOWComment: Ailya is a girl. Happened in Nevermore
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#304004* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
* +Emperor_Nick shudders
<+Emperor_Nick> During the inquisition, a lot of my tentacle monster brothers lost perfectly good tentacles that way
<+Emperor_Nick> Mostly the gay ones. The church didn't mind so much the heterosexual tentacle raep
<+Emperor_Nick> But no use of the poop shute? How were we supposed to abide by that
<+Emperor_Nick> I've got like, fifty tentacles on a bad day. They can't ALL go into just two orifices
<+Emperor_Nick> Try as I might.
<+Emperor_Nick> That's why you don't hear about a lot of gay tentacle monsters
<+Emperor_Nick> Not enough orifices to work with |
#304003* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< EvilWalrus> penis isn't a bad word.
< EvilWalrus> cock is.
< Evil_Otto> it's all about context
< EvilWalrus> I mean, if i say "My cock is huge"... In my personal context, I could be referring to the rooster that lives 2 doors down.
< NoiseEee> or still asleep and dreaming, EvilWalrusComment: #phpc @ freenode
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#304002* (?/71) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<&Nitrogen> I want to take a glass of milk into church when they are having communion
<&Nitrogen> "GUESS WHAT PART OF JESUS THIS WAS!!!???" |
#304001* (?/66) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Liam: Are you familiar with Cleverbot?
Scaramouche: Yes.
Scaramouche: She's fun.
Liam: I have two instances of cleverbot talking to each other.
Liam: Although a lot of what they're saying is quite dadaistic
Liam: -Why are all your family and friends working?
-We are not.
-Yes you are.
-Why do you think so?
-Because your math skills are horrible. 198 minus 7 is 191.
-My marbles are right where I need them. Under the feet of my enemies...
Liam: -I have no marshmallows. |
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