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#303611* (?/92) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@donoteat> well, I'd like to be able to blow things occasionally
<@donoteat> DON'T YOU DARE BASH THAT QUOTE
<@donoteat> MOTHERFUCKER |
#303610* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
[TXF] ✪ AshTR ಠ_ಠ: Oh good.
[TXF] ✪ AshTR ಠ_ಠ: Everyone's gone playing SC2.
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#303609* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Jesse: link from a co-worker, figured you'd appreciate it...
Harper: Blocked by our proxy... Apparently it's "adult content"
Jesse: squirrels can be kinda racy
Harper: Is it that Brew Dog beer-in-a-squirrel?
Jesse: uh, looks like it. why do you know that Harper? that's not right.
Harper: It's beer news... I don't care if I'm 20mi from the edge of civilization on top of a mountain... if it's about beer, I just know
Jesse: there's something wrong with you
Jesse: probably something with your liver :)
Harper: I'da thought that was a given :) BTW - you see the price on those fuckers? $500 for a stoat & $700 for a squirrel
Harper: (Which ought to be a standard measurement for beer, IMHO)
Jesse: lol
Jesse: and now MY nerd is showing as the first thought that popped into my head was a hobbit going "it comes in squirrels?"
Harper: Bartender, gimme a squirrel o' yer finest!
Harper: Ya never know about them hobbits... coming in squirrels and such
Jesse: oh god
Harper: Would explain a thing or two about Frodo & Sam's "friendship" though
Jesse: fuck you for that mental image
Jesse: (the squirrel fucking, we've all assumed frodo & sam were fucking)
Harper: I always thought it was supposed to be gerbils, but I guess you gotta make due with what's at hand...
Jesse: or at butt...
Harper: Adds new meaning to the term "hobbit hole"
Jesse: it isn't just your liver that's fucked up... |
#303608* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Abbie: I need to buy my mama a b-day gift
Abbie: i'm thinking a bread machine
Abbie: I love ours
James: lol i was gonna say to send her a loaf of bread
James: because it makes no sense at all
Abbie: she said she'd like anything I'd send
James: send her a grape
James: just one
Abbie: so I said I'll send a 2 foot glass dildo
James: well shit
Abbie: she said oh thanks
James: i don't know what to say to that
Abbie: you think of a loaf of a bread and I think of a glass didlo
James: send a glass dildo IN a loaf of bread |
#303607* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<dat_dam> Aren't you supposed to be at work?
<braddock> someone called in a bomb threat today. everyone in the office had to be cleared out so we got the day off.
<dat_dam> wtf
<braddock> we think we all know who did it, but we're not saying anything because now we all get a long weekend. |
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T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
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#303606* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Xen: <tear rolls down cheek> It's truly Blizzard's Starcraft II... After install it already needs a patch.Comment: SC2 release date
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#303605* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Rithli> .......................................................................
<ikusat> watch out rithli
<ikusat> HERE COMES PACMAN ('<)
<Rithli> i poisoned the 11th dot
<Rithli> and pacman can only move in a straight line
<Rithli> he's fucked
<ikusat> (.V)...................................................
<Rithli> good
<ikusat> . (>.)...................................................
<ikusat> . (/\')...................................................
<ikusat> . * ...................................................
<Rithli> pacmelt.wav
<ikusat> ('<) x 2
<Rithli> wtff!!!!
<ikusat> dude i put in 3 quarters
<ikusat> fuckin thinkin ahead |
#303604* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
(03:22:47) Patricia Ann: cyber?
(03:22:59) Aff: my parents saw that |
#303603* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Bernardakins> *WB(Splash)WB* - <Nezucho> Splash doesn't like secretive geese. :p
<Ebbit> Who does like secretive geese?
<Ebbit> I personally find them quite fowl.
<onkeikun> xDD
<Bernardakins> Ebbit XD;
* Bernardakins whacks with the pun stick
* Ebbit ducks.
<Bernardakins> XDD
<Ebbit> Don't hurt me for the jokes. I didn't plan them. I'm just winging it.
<onkeikun> xD;;;
<Ebbit> Also, if you hurt me and I have to go to the hospital, I will be sending you the bill.
* Bernardakins is dying
<onkeikun> orz you're killing me
* Bernardakins 's mother who is reading this over his shoulder cannot breathe she's laughing so much
<Ebbit> Thank, thank you. I'll be here all beak.
<Ebbit> You're such a pheasant audience.
<Ebbit> Except for you in the back giving me the bird. Fine. I'll stop now.
<Ebbit> I wouldn't want to ruffle any feathers.
<Bernardakins> She's laughing so hard she's honking, which is appropriate.
<Ebbit> Flying off the handle would be inappropriate, so I'm glad she's laughing. (Yes, they're getting weaker, I know.)
<Ebbit> (It's a hard truth to swallow, but there's a limit to how long this remains amusing to even my easily entertained sensibilities.)
* Bernardakins rofl
<Bernardakins> It's true. The edges of my mouth are starting to creep a little down.
<Ebbit> Sigh. But I'm too lazy to find new material. Sloth's a cardinal sin, you know.
<Ebbit> Seriously now, that last one will have to be my swan song. No more.
<Bernardakins> This conversation is quickly flying south.
<Ebbit> XD
<Ebbit> Soon it will be dead as the dodo.
<Bernardakins> At least if we keep using mallardictions against it, it will.
<Ebbit> Now they're not even puns, just working in avian idioms--okay, I was going to make one more, but, really Bern, mallardictions? Super effective, critical hit, OVERKILL, you've finished me. |
#303602* (?/52) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
*** now talking in #aeongen
<@CaptainJistuce> OHAYO WASABI ASL KTHX
<Taco_Hell> ...
<Taco_Hell> What?
<@CaptainJistuce> O-ha-yo wa-sa-bi aay-ess-ell kay-th-x |
#303600* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@otako> M07w: no one's ever here
<+M07w> of course, this is IRC not some sort of chat network |
#303599* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< uFC_> why don't you admit you are clueless and stfu and leave?
< uFC_> k thx
* jr pulls out his i-doser
<+xkurko> the ultimate faggit clown is getting angry
<+xkurko> LOL
< uFC_> it's faggotComment: the ultimate faggot clown.
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#303598* (?/50) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
deadsouth: Eclipse Twilight 2010.exe 25.93 MB
dweez: Maybe he just deleted all the shitty parts
cyberphreax|w: na.. it would be 25k |
#303597* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Halbling> SELECT * FROM BOATS WHERE 1=0;
<oteren> gives you back the flying dutchmanComment: Efnet #c++
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#303596* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@Juggz> This weekend is my friends 18 birthday
<@Juggz> Theres this field next to his dads house that they are clearing out for it
<@_BoSS> you gonna kill him there
<@_BoSS> cut him up
<@_BoSS> spread the parts
<@Juggz> there's going to be a live band, a keg, and plenty of other alcohol and drugs
<@Juggz> gonna be epic
<@_BoSS> epicly boringComment: #partyserver on irc.tl
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#303595* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
@Akensai: I will disembark on this conquest
@Akensai: I WILL BESEACH MY INNER CONCIOUS
@Akensai: AND WRESTLE IT IN A KIDDY POOL
@Akensai: SAID KIDDY POOL WILL BE FILLED WITH JELLY BEANS AND GUMMY BEARS
@Akensai: This is my epic mission.
+Gordon_Ramsay: i'm gonna save this shit
+Gordon_Ramsay: and play it back to you tomorrow
+Gordon_Ramsay: when you wake up
@Akensai: And my subconcious will be getting footass syndrome
DLZ has joined #japs [DraGo@47D6D285.D23CB37.C9439251.IP]
Akensai sets mode: +v DLZ
DLZ has left #japs [DraGo@47D6D285.D23CB37.C9439251.IP]
@Akensai: YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING TO EPICSELF
@Akensai: THERE WILL BE MASSES OF SLAUGHTER
@Akensai: WHO THE SHIT IS DLZ
@Akensai: AND WHY DID IT LEAVE UPON ITS ARRIVAL
@Akensai: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
+Gordon_Ramsay: my question exactly
+Gordon_Ramsay: what a shaester
+Gordon_Ramsay: shadester
@Akensai: I WILL FIX THIS PROBLEM
No such nickname: $japs
Akensai sets mode: +b *!DraGo@*
@Akensai: THIS FAGGOT WILL NOT BECOMITH ME
@Akensai: HE WILL BE DENIED ACCESS TO THIS INTERNET COUNTRY
@Akensai: Assuming however that said he is in fact a he
@Akensai: If he is actually a she
@Akensai: There will be a lift in removed access
@Akensai: And I will ask for mamory gland images
@Akensai: Or she will be re-denied access
@Akensai: THIS IS MY INTERNET COUNTRY |
#303594* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<brian> JANUARY JONES WHY ARE YOU NOT NAKED AND TIED TO MY BED RIGHT NOW?
<jason> me: look at your bed
<jason> now look at me
<jason> now look back at your bed
<jason> january jones is still not there
<jason> swan dive! |
#303593* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Taenil says:
*o_o
*oh gawd
Krazélia Isis Sunila says :
*hm?
*the song lyrics?
Taenil says:
*nu
*The day-care man...
*pokemon heartgold...
*o_o
*He gave me an egg.
Krazélia Isis Sunila says:
*ooh!
Taenil says (1:02 AM):
*...
*This isn't something to celebrate.
*._. I have a male Eevee and a male Wailmer...in there...
Krazélia Isis Sunila says:
*O.O
*wat.
Taenil says:
*i'm...Confused. D:
Krazélia Isis Sunila says:
*you... just got a gay lovechild fluffy-fish-whale ...thing?
Taenil says:
*YESH
Taenil says:
*D:
Taenil says:
**flails*
**FLAIL*
Taenil says (1:07 AM):
*WHY IS NATURE SUCH A CRUEL MISTRESS
Krazélia Isis Sunila says (1:07 AM):
*XDDDD
Taenil says (1:07 AM):
*I'm still stuck on the fluffy-fish-whale!
Vincerific says:
*the wife of the daycare man has been into beastiality the whole time ... that is why he is into the free daycare thing... to help feed his wife's need
Taenil says:
*o_o
Krazélia Isis Sunila says:
*ITS SCARY COS IT MAKES SENSE~!
*WHY ELSE WOULD IT BE FREE?!
*WELL, free-ISH.Comment: MSN chat
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#303592* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
I'm tired of seeing and hearing it all ... Hypocrites in "Christian" circles are plenty ... are you one ? Careful before you call yourself something you may not necessarily be ... you may just be shaming your creator. It's better to know you're going to hell than to fool yourself into ascending to heaven ~ Albert Bartholomew |
#303591* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< MartinRandom> jesus christ the ron paul forums are a hoot
< MartinRandom> "Good guide to alternative energies."
< MartinRandom> "Cool, thanks.
< MartinRandom> I'll probably incorporate some of this information into the strawbale home I've been thinking of building."
< shameimaru> his hobby is reenacting little house on the prarie
< cheese_> i wouldnt build a home out of straw because it has no intrensic value. i would build it out of purestrain gold.
< bee> doesn't straw expand when it gets wet?
< cheese_> it is vulnerable to inflation because it is not made of gold |
#303473* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<auke> I need to extend my Dutch passport
<auke> Recent events though have made me doubt whether I should keep it ;)
<stephan> Recent events: Like that we have no government now, and people are stupid enough to vote for Geert Wilders, the dictator?
<auke> No no no
<auke> I could care less about that
<auke> Certain, well, sportish events
<stephan> Oh... the World Championship Football? |
#303472* (?/61) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Voct> today's game:
<Voct> replace a word in the title of a movie
<Voct> with the word "vagina"
<Voct> Jurassic Vagina
<TheRaven> Vagina Trek
<Lamhfhada> Little Vagina of Horrors?
<Ragazzo> Stephen King's Vagina
<TheRaven> Attack of the 50 Foot Vagina.
<teaflower> Tales of the Travelling Vagina.
<Dr_Michael_Magnus> Clovergina. |
#303471* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
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[14:27] ssquirrel: heheh
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#303470* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< SnoFox> MJ94: Make up your mind.
< MJ94> There's nothing to make up. |
#303468* (?/68) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Mike> Man. That's awesome.
<Mike> Am over at that new 'za place and they have this cute chick at cash wearing a vintage tmnt tee shirt
<Mike> Complemented her on it and got into a convo about 90s cartoons and how all the new stuff sucks
<Mike> And she looks hawt in short shorts
<Edmond> me gusta.
<Mike> Heh
<Mike> She keeps looking at me too
<Edmond> point towards your dick and ask if she wants to ride R2 all the way to dagobah
<Mike> I almost made a mess with my 7up in the restaurant
<Mike> Thanks Ed
<Edmond> no problem
<Edmond> I'm here all day |
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