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#303718* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+MarcoDiMarco> hmm i havent seen my cat for like 3 days now...maybe i should give him food instead of beat him with a baseball bat
<+cataract> lol omg
<+MarcoDiMarco> naah that would just make him soft wouldnt it ?
<+cataract> 3 days? lol
<+cataract> are u training him?
<+cataract> her
<+cataract> :d
<+MarcoDiMarco> its an it since we chopped off his balls by slapping 2 bricks together with his manhood in the middle
<+MarcoDiMarco> you gotta be carefull with that, cause if you misplace your thumb then that shit can get real nasty
<+cataract> ahahahahahahah
<+cataract> thats cruel dude
<+cataract> poor cat
<+MarcoDiMarco> no thats how the dutchmen gets shit done! |
#303717* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
rwg: offers ProfessorBacon a quarter pounder with cheese
< rwg> init, explain to him what that means
bass_goon (~Aaron@unaffiliated/bassgoon) has quit (Client Quit)
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< init> anorexic with a yeast infection.
< init> :P
< wastepotato> ... what
< wastepotato> you know what, don't even bother
ProfessorBacon: accepts. |
#303716* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<lifning> mornin all
<lifning> i was my own alarm clock today
<lifning> i had set my clock radio to noon on the rock station
<lifning> i woke up hearing a heartbeat, figured they were playing dark side of the moon
<lifning> then after it took too long to have the incidental sound effects (the screams, the cash register, etc.) i realized it was my left arm |
#303714* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<pitz> NAMBLA is great!
<pitz> I've been a member since I was a little boy |
#303713* (?/52) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<wingo> damn, i hate aim
<wingo> i was like, concentrated, just looking at the keyboard and coding
<wingo> when this girl ims me, the window pops up, and i just keep going
<wingo> I sent her two lines of PERL
<wingo> she never imed me again :( |
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#303712* (?/60) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<~Kaiserin> Out of discord comes fairest harmony.
<~Kaiserin> Opposition brings concord.
<Merrick> I just shit my pants
<Merrick> oh man
<Merrick> it's diarrhea too
<Merrick> fuck
<Merrick> it's everywhere |
#303711* (?/54) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
Elions: after a week of trying to do so
Elions: i've discovered i am physically unable to grow a bearComment: s/bear/beard/
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#303710* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< macegr> my favorite chinese restaurant suddenly got a lot scarier
< macegr> i realized instead of saying "mandarin" on the sign it says "MANDRAIN"Comment: #geekissues
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#303709* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< ofdC|wrk> I <3 Eli
< ofdC|wrk> I <3 Riki
<+telliott> I <3 the kitty
< coppro> I <3 math
< ofdC|wrk> Toby <3 my kitten
<+EliShffrn> I <3 the whole world
<+EliShffrn> boom da yadda boom da yadda |
#303708* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
ikorack shanks weatherkid
weatherkid ubershanks ikorack
ikorack smites weatherkid
weatherkid has the pope damn ikorack
ikorack assassinates the pope
(weatherkid02) ikorack, it's about time too.
(ikorack02) >.< |
#303707* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<@michael`> she dated around, but then she started dating a guy i think she dug quite a bit
<@michael`> but around 22-23, schizophrenia onset
<@michael`> and he ended his life
<@Rjx> did he try to get treatment?
<@michael`> no
<@michael`> he thought people were tricking him
<@michael`> that nothing was actually wrong
<@michael`> and that his paranoia was rational
<@Rjx> well
<@Rjx> if he'd been admitted to a hospital where they watched him 24/7 and force-fed him drugs that made him fat and stupid
<@Rjx> he would've seen how wrong his paranoia wasComment: #geekissues
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#303706* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<Nicky> Ah, shit shit shit, I knew this porn had a virus in it
<vd3420> It used the "tissue overflow" exploit? |
#303705* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+VicViper> it turns out I can only beat gradius 3 when I imagine evry single thing that dies to my lasers and bombs is alive
<+RoboWa> lol
<+VicViper> and that I am really some kind of batshit genocidal warmonger
<+VicViper> and it really puts a new spin on things
<+VicViper> and it's really satisfying
<+VicViper> I imagine this is what serial killers feel like |
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A child does as a child sees. A child learns from what they hear. Disrespect someone in front of them, they think it is ok to do the same. Don't be surprised when they do the same to you.Comment: Life Quotes
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#303702* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<robin-gvx> i used “Hilarity does not ensue.” in a forum post
<robin-gvx> i wint
<robin-gvx> *win
<robin-gvx> dammit
<robin-gvx> even if i win i lose :( |
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#303701* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
< Lucifer> aymbot: you know, because you use so many different names, now you're stuck with at least me using your real first name
< aymbot> lol
< aymbot> its all good
< Lucifer> personally, I hate it when people use my real first name, but to prevent that I have to give them a consistent name they can use :)
< aymbot> mm well
< aymbot> a lot of people call my mya anyway
< aymbot> even when i manage to stick with 1 name ^^
< Lucifer> just wait 'till you have a kid, then people will call you mama mya
< Lucifer> you are so screwed
< aymbot> roflComment: #armagetron
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#303700* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<jimster> it's funny seeing fat people on motorcycles
<jimster> reminds me of the circus
<ttvd> that's it, i am giving your mom a motorcycleComment: EFNet #C++
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#303699* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<William> i just find it strange how life is so much about spending money now on the chance of saving money later
<William> we insure everything
<William> i have three kinds of home owner's insurange: one to protect me if i lose my job, one to protect the bank if i lose my job, and one to protect me if someone gets hurt on my property
<William> same thing for cars
<William> also life insurance
<William> health, dental, vision
<William> it's crazy
<William> at some point in order to break even, i'm going to have to start injuring myself on purpose ;-) |
#303698* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
"Religion is the garment hmanity wears to avoid the harsh, cold light of reality." ~ Abby Willowroot |
#303697* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+PeRfEcT_GuY> heart that too
<+PeRfEcT_GuY> im waiting for a proper
<+PeRfEcT_GuY> dvdrip
<+PeRfEcT_GuY> to post
<+MarcoDiMarco> ^^,
<+BlueMaxima> You really need to learn to conserve your enter key PeRfEcT_GuY
<+PeRfEcT_GuY> huh
<+MarcoDiMarco> what he means is
<+PeRfEcT_GuY> which?
<+MarcoDiMarco> that
<+MarcoDiMarco> you
<+MarcoDiMarco> dont
<+MarcoDiMarco> have
<+MarcoDiMarco> to
<+MarcoDiMarco> place
<+MarcoDiMarco> every
<+MarcoDiMarco> word
<+MarcoDiMarco> on
<+MarcoDiMarco> a
* MarcoDiMarco was kicked by irc.warez-bb.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 12 lines in 60 secs))
<+BlueMaxima> Seperate line :P |
#303696* (?/57) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<+Schrodinger> I'm surprised Kazu-kun hasn't jumped you yet Akuma
<AkumaWolf> huh.. why Schro?
<+Schrodinger> Uh Kazu-kun is gay
<AkumaWolf> hahha..
<AkumaWolf> TYPICAL!
<AkumaWolf> !roulette
* AkumaWolf was kicked by Alaric (BANG!)
* %Alaric reloads and spins the chambers.
<+Schrodinger> Dick
<+emmy> bewm!
* AkumaWolf (*) has joined
<AkumaWolf> that was me... commiting suicide... cause I only attract gay men :/
<+emmy> lol
<AkumaWolf> why do you think I don't gym anymore!
<AkumaWolf> fucking instructors!
<AkumaWolf> err... I mean
<AkumaWolf> fucking as in...
<AkumaWolf> they suck
<AkumaWolf> >_>
<AkumaWolf> <_<
<AkumaWolf> and by "they suck" i mean
<+Mindless> you know you like it
<AkumaWolf> their stupid
<+emmy> puns intended, i suppose.
<AkumaWolf> dammit...
<+Mindless> bash.org worthy
<AkumaWolf> don't yo udare!
<+Mindless> well actualy i do dare
<+emmy> hahaha
<+Mindless> emmy, should i do it?
<+emmy> hehehe
<AkumaWolf> if I'm gonna be on bash... I want to be in a quote that makes me seem attractive, funny and awesome... not that it seems like I skrew gym instructors!
<+emmy> go ahead if you really want to.
<+Mindless> O.o
<+emmy> have you ever seen someone on bash like that?
<+Mindless> you now just admitted that you skrew your instructor
<+emmy> besides that, that would only attract more gay men
<AkumaWolf> ....
<AkumaWolf> DAMMI!
<AkumaWolf> DAMMIT EVEN! |
#303695* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
kublikhan: My name is Michael Weston. I used to be employed. Until....
<We got a pick notice for yah. You're unemployed.>
When you're unemployed, you've got nothing. No income, no medical, no 401k. You're stuck with whatever savings you've got left. You do what ever work comes your way. You rely on anyone who's still talking to you. A snobby x-girlfriend. An old friend who you loaned money to. Family too, if you're desperate. Bottom line: as long as you're unemployed, you're not going anywhere. |
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<locutox> Thank you for participating GNSS 2010. Your paper "Detection of RF Interference to GPS using day-to-day C/No differences" has been accepted for oral.
<locutox> WOOHOO MY PAPER IS GETTING ORAL |
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<%Kitten> I know since Michael Jackson died, people have been missing a white women in their life but come on.
<%Kitten> you can do betterComment: Talking about Lady Gaga
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#303692* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It πOld
<IUJ|Mobile> yaaay
<IUJ|Mobile> Reception
<Sabriel> deception
<Sabriel> inception
<Sabriel> protection
<Greenbox> Sabriel: you've just described teen dating and teen pregnancy |
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