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#173729* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<TJF> jadoba: !
<jadoba> you called?
<jadoba> or rather, pinged, or something |
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<digitalfox> I'm sick on the worst possible fucking day
<Baloo> digitalfox: A zillion degrees outside, entirely weatherless, and a bunch of your friends left for the beach without you?
<digitalfox> Baloo: nope, a takehome final due tomorrow, and a plain ol regular final to take tomorrow
<digitalfox> and a work project with a deadline coming up soon
<digitalfox> :D
<digitalfox> I have no friends
<digitalfox> also hate beaches and warm weatherComment: Attitude counts
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Tenacious: according to TIVO...the most replayed moment in TV history was?
Tenacious: (any guess?)
Warden: the boob flash
Warden: at the Superbowl
Tenacious: nice
Tenacious: guess? or are you watching modern marvels right now? :-p
Warden: I seem to remember hearing that somewhere before. And it's a logical answer
Warden: it's one of those "Did I just see that?!" moments
Tenacious: there's 9-11
Tenacious: and other things
Warden: no. That's something people don't particularly want to watch
Warden: Porn > Tragedy |
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* pierino has joined #ocremix
* GeoffreyTaucer humps pierino's leg
* pierino has left #ocremix
<GeoffreyTaucer> ...
<GeoffreyTaucer> I feel rejected |
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<@Octal> Subject: I will Scam YOu plz dont report me to yahoo
<@Octal> I find your argument lacking. |
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#172905* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<AgentRenegade> i think im gonna love my new highschool class^^
<AgentRenegade> during a lecture a boy suddenly stood up and yelled "Its 13:37, its 1337 time!!" |
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<pitz> my anus is pretty gay
<pitz> it can regularly be found with a penis in it |
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<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!! |
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<+INOSHU> If you're reading this, you like it in the butt.
<~TheDarkestDay> oh, I see
<~TheDarkestDay> only if my female is wearing a strapon doing it
<+INOSHU> that's still pretty gay |
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Cynic: WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE
Cynic: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I
FotG: well im still not going to fuck you |
#172474* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<whitehat2> how do I say verbs on gerunds in french? like: she's studying
<kehoea> whitehat2, you use the present tense
<whitehat2> what about l'apprentissage?
<whitehat2> elle est l'apprentissage du français
<kehoea> she is the learning of French
<kehoea> not a particularly useful thing to want to sayComment: #lingustics, freenode
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<weirdojace> one time this girl was on her phone in class. so I walked up to her and sang "SEX OVER THE PHONE!" really loud and then walked away.Comment: #gbs-fm
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< evitable> i always rather liked badminton
< evitable> except for the time i hit a shuttlecock into a tree
< evitable> then lost a racket trying to get it out
< evitable> lost a rake tryin to get the racket
< evitable> and lost a fucking 2x4 trying to get anything
< evitable> then ruined my pants with sap |
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< Celes> I AM sooo fucking angry
< Celes> you have noo idea how much stress I have been through
< Celes> I apparently failed a course
< Celes> and I wondered how the fuck I did
< Celes> and my prof sends me an email
< zashi> "btw, you fail, LOL" -Celes's Professor ??
< Celes> saying I didnt write the final examComment: #xkcd foonetic
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Reckoner67: well, i can see the wii on my router :P
FunahoJurai: your router should wear pants |
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sadhat: low-noise, high-signal news
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wbicepuppy: I'm a fangirl
wbicepuppy: of...
wbicepuppy: Zero suit samus
CandleLightAbyss: :|
CandleLightAbyss: I'm totally straight for ZSSamus
wbicepuppy: hee hee
wbicepuppy: well
CandleLightAbyss: Like. I play her in Brawl and lose everytime because I'm far too fixated on her ass.
wbicepuppy: the first cinematic of her in Brawl = Holy shit, I am NOT straight.
wbicepuppy: Like. At all.
wbicepuppy: actually
wbicepuppy: my mind was going like this:
wbicepuppy: OMGSPASTICBOOBIES... Brawl is so cooBOOBIES cool, the graphics are BOOBIES neat ASS! |
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<Jacko> I sent my lecturers an email
<Jacko> it was some full version software
<Jacko> the reply I just got "Awesome man, it does porn as well!!!" |
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<TylerDurd> i'm in cgs1060 and i want to kill my self..
<TylerDurd> *myself
<workbench> esd check the link too
<workbench> and tell me what to add
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<FooLKillR> asking for suicide help on IRC is like russian roulette with an automatic
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phischbone: I had to kill a mouse last night
phischbone: he left me no alternate recourse
phischbone: It was a battle of wills
phischbone: that he lost
phischbone: to a garden trowel
altf8: O_o
altf8: That's fucking medieval shit right there.
phischbone: I tried to get him to go quietly, but he wouldn't
subcypher: LOL
phischbone: and I can't have some fucking mouse eating my RITZ crisps, can I?
subcypher: "Al... bring me the blowtorch and a pair of pliers. Do we still have those mousey sized shackles?" |
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* Zakolus considers giving naxxtor a blowjob..
~<naxxtor> :o
+<Zakolus> :o
~<naxxtor> ^ face you'd make ^
+<Be|ia|> naxxtor: you know its more like :.
+<Zakolus> XD
~<naxxtor> ....
+<Be|ia|> or :0
+<Zakolus> :( ) |
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<irq> anyone here watch Dancing With the Stars?
<pfree> my wife does, because she lacks male genitalia
<pfree> the quality of female on the show is disappointing
<pfree> the have the fuggle faced blonde with no eyebrows, some random brunette
<pfree> a horrible little butter troll
<pfree> yamaguchi is the only saving grace |
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<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<@Mikta> FR33 B33R!
*Ttty has been kicked by @Mikta (Reason: I ment K1|<c damnit! ) |
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Fuck Assholes says: Wilczek labelled his own suggestion “not plausible,” but the damage had been done. “BIG BANG MACHINE COULD DESTROY EARTH” ran the headline in the London Times.
Fuck Assholes says: Humans=Apes
secret bass says: worse than apes, really
secret bass says: apes don't go out of their way to fuck dogs and horses and invent scientology
Fuck Assholes says: im sure they would at least try the first two
Fuck Assholes says: but the third takes money |
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<cL> WILL FORGE DIPLOMAS FOR 10.4 INSTALLATION CD DISK IMAGES
<Sierro> will suck dick for diploma
<Dy4> that's actually a good deal. too bad I don't have any.
<Dy4> ...
<Dy4> oh godComment: Timing
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#169656* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<immibis> also if this is the channel for geekissues.org as well, i would also like to point out that many of the links there are broken
<Defcon_> *** slaps immibis around a bit with a large trout
<Defcon_> i've nohting more to sayComment: #geekissues
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