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#303750* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<Azazel> Vikedal, That's a lot more complicated than plugging it in
<Vikedal> Well, think more along the lines of a Thumb drive, except you don't have to crawl around to plug it in.
<Valerie> Az : Unlike his mom
<Vikedal> True.
#303239* (?/22) ⚐Flag
iKiddo ([K]): Manly has gone silent in private chat .. >_>
SeedotTiger: Were you cybering with him?
iKiddo ([K]): Oh hell yes
ThursdayNext: He's probs just finishing off then.
Manly_McBeeferton: Hey
Manly_McBeeferton: I was getting peanut butter toast.
Manly_McBeeferton: and taking the garbage out.
Manly_McBeeferton: I'm about to rub one out soon, though.
Manly_McBeeferton: Don't worry.
ThursdayNext: I am relieved that soon you will be relieved.
Manly_McBeeferton: :|
iKiddo ([K]): Doesn't it just make you feel hard? XD
Manly_McBeeferton: I'm relieved I'm not relieving myself to you.
Comment: Steam
#304519* (?/24) ⚐Flag
10 PRINT "HURP"
20 PRINT "DURP"
30 GOTO 10
#303241* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<@savant42> FML, I've got Journey's "Don't stop believin'" stuck in my head
<@Innismir> I'll trade you. I'm diagnosing NT4 domains
<@savant42> I'll stick with journey
Comment: I wouldn't have traded me either...
#184969* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<shinyboots>haha, there are cancer jokes too
<shinyboots>i'm fucking glad my dad hasn't seen it
<motorcity>why?
<shinyleather>his mate died of cancer
<motorcity>lol can i tell him some jokes
<shinyboots>haha, "hey, jakes dad, what's being eaten from the inside out, is in agony when he's not off his tits on morphine and is wasting away??" "YOUR DEAD MATE! LOL"
<motorcity> HAHAHA
T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
#300426* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<Bod> tag: don't need luck.... got any rohipnol?
<tag> Bod, who needs roofies when you have a knife?
#300427* (?/24) ⚐Flag
comment6Comment: comment6
#300939* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<f4gb0x3n> We need to start using another site insted of qdb
<GenghisPwn> I know they suck now.
<f4gb0x3n> why don't we start using www . chokeonmy . co . cc ?
Comment: www . chokeonmy . co . cc - Just passing the word around. Needs some content.
#305035* (?/24) ⚐Flag
They should make an Emotionally-Stunted Fossils Anonymous...
#306317* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<Nic> Wo, BlockBuster is closed!
<someone> Its been closed for ages, were have you been?
<me> OnDemand
#307597* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<nomad> nothing like vodka mixed with orange flavoured fructose syrup, diluted with a little bit of water
<RavuAlHemio> Orange-flavoured fructose syrup?
<nomad> yes
<nomad> though, it may as well be "Orange, flavoured fructose syrup"
<RavuAlHemio> You've been robbing pharmacies again, haven't you?
<nomad> :O I Do NOT rob multiple pharmacies more than once!
Comment: I am not cheap
#306318* (?/22) ⚐Flag
01:33 <@frank_usrs> now, fap time
01:35 <@frank_usrs> :3
01:37 <@frank_usrs> wtf
01:37 <@frank_usrs> im crying tears of cum
#304527* (?/28) ⚐Flag
Many great ideas are conceived and never realized.Comment: Mine
#300688* (?/30) ⚐Flag
Dark Legacy Tools options sound devices
Gregory dude i stuck it in the wrong hole
Dark Legacy LMAO
Gregory and i dont know which hole is the right one
Dark Legacy Stick it in the rifght one
Dark Legacy lol
Gregory i have a lot of holes
Dark Legacy ROFLMAO
#302992* (?/26) ⚐Flag
< Blargel> not only that, if you're not in china, it's illegal for you to have CNY
< robin-gvx> like how it's illegal to have pot if you don't live in the netherlands
Got a question? Try the FAQ
#305296* (?/20) ⚐Flag
* Stealthy_ (~stealthy@unaffiliated/stealthy-/x-2038229) has joined #sandwhich
<Stealthy_> O.O
<Moon_Doggy> heheheheh
<Moon_Doggy> MY SANDWHICH
* [Stealthy_] is logged in as Stealthy_
* Moon_Doggy sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/stealthy-/x-2038229
* Moon_Doggy has kicked Stealthy_ from #sandwhich (Stealthy_)
#307600* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<TheBadShepperd> I heard you were going to 'send a formal letter about me to mr_flea'
<TheBadShepperd> Firstly, mr_flea isn't my boss.
<TheBadShepperd> Secondly, what I do in channels is my responsiblity.
<TheBadShepperd> Thirdly, you've got a great case with the evasion just to call me a dick.
<adpaolucci> evasion, of what sorts? When have I evaded your authority?
<TheBadShepperd> When I quieted you, and you rejoined with a different IP.
<adpaolucci> That was to state the fact that you gave no prior warning to the issue at hand
<TheBadShepperd> I don't have to give you a prior warning.
<adpaolucci> and the point of that was the OP's at the time had no problem with my activity in the channel it self
<TheBadShepperd> Thats because they were all *asleep*.
<TheBadShepperd> And I really don't have time to argue, seeing as how the network is splitting every twenty minutes.
<adpaolucci> Then why when i showed the full log to TheBoss he had no problem with my actions at that time
<TheBadShepperd> But if you have a problem with me, you can say so to my face.
<adpaolucci> then why start this conversation with me
<TheBadShepperd> And when you do, I'll tell you I don't care.
<TheBadShepperd> Because having you think you won annoys me.
<adpaolucci> or the thought of me winning annoys you
#300433* (?/28) ⚐Flag
<jiffe> hmm, just had ocfs2 cause a kernel panic
<sthon> awww, is it your first?
Comment: #linux-cluster
#305553* (?/24) ⚐Flag
<OzanBurada> ubuntu means, I don't know the difference between su and sudo ;)Comment: ##slackware-offtopic
#260753* (?/30) ⚐Flag
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#305555* (?/26) ⚐Flag
Stranger: Got your nose!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#306323* (?/20) ⚐Flag
< Nevermore> PANTHOR
<@Panthor> hey
<@Panthor> buckeroo
<@Panthor> how are you
<@Panthor> mr snoo
<@Panthor> you are fine
<@Panthor> mr cloudy nine
<@Panthor> how am i?
<@Panthor> oh i am high!
#304532* (?/22) ⚐Flag
<@Eltu> Back in an hour or so
<@Eltu> Need to buy coke
<@HNM|uni> lol.
<@Eltu> ...that sounded wrong.
* @HNM|uni pokes Eltu with 'coke'
<@Eltu> COCA-COLA
#304788* (?/30) ⚐Flag
<rundata> Xd
<rundata> oops capslock
<rundata> xD
#300949* (?/20) ⚐Flag
<+normalboy> HI
<@tradition> if you have to ask, you'll never know
<+normalboy> I've had champaigne on me golden grahms
<+normalboy> i
<+normalboy> am
<+normalboy> steaminnngg
Comment: #wtfux
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