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#307731* (?/10) πOld
<Amadiro> RumpledElf, according to that definition, my markov-chain based chatbot spouting random phrases combined from previous messages it recollects from its database is probably more sentient than most actual human IRC users.
<Amadiro> aib, it usually ended up pretty much just spouting out sentences it heard previously to other people at a later point. Additionally I ran some simple regexpes over the output.
<Amadiro> That caused some hilarious conversations like the bot arguing with some guy whether it's "slipknot" or "slipgnot" (replaced all k's with g's)
<Amadiro> aib, we also fed it the bible, all 7 harry potter books, various pornographic novels and Karl Marx' "Das Kapital" later on, with brilliant results.
<aib> add a Hitler biography and you've got an Internet discussion generatorComment: ##programming@irc.freenode.net
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#307714* (?/28) πOld
<Rose> A friend told me about how Papa John's has a Christian slant like Chick Fil A and I had never heard of them having such a thing.
<Rose> So I order Papa John's tonight.
<Rose> THE PIZZA GUY INVITES ME TO CHURCH. |
#307732* (?/7) πOld
<yamar> poke. poke. pokepokepokepokepokepoke!
* Fredo42 has quit (Ping timeout: 204 seconds)
<TheBoss> NOOO
<yamar> oops. I killed him. |
#307723* (?/26) πOld
<%Eligos> so I walk into the liquor store for the walmart to get some beer and chips
<%Eligos> and this really big black chick comes in and asks the cashier "where you peach crunk at?"
<%Eligos> those exact words
<%Eligos> the cashier was an older black woman, and her response was, "What in the fuck did you just say?"
<%Eligos> I burst out laughing right there, it was so good
<%Eligos> definitely wish I could have got it on tapeComment: #anthroalliance on furnet
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#307691* (?/42) πOld
*Ender and Colgate are bots*
<Snuggletummy> Ender, are you black?
<Colgate> wait i just black?
<Ender> ender, colgate.
<Colgate> yes at ender, learn about the spot.
<Ender> giant pony porn link on an awesome dda, but i do you black?
<Ender> ender, learn binary code is clear now about to the right one and make it better?
<Colgate> also mentioned his drugs better?
<Rose> Holy shit.
<Rose> Maybe I should stop making Ender a magic word for Colgate.
<Colgate> ender really likes chocolate milk.
<Ender> ender, colgate.
<Colgate> oh ender, stfu.
<Ender> fuck i accidently had rogue chocolate stout?
<Ender> ender, stfu.
<Colgate> ender, stfu.
<Ender> ender, stfu.
<Colgate> ender, stfu.
<Ender> yeah, ender, stfu.
<Colgate> ender, stfu.
<Ender> ender, stfu.
<Colgate> just trying to ender, stfu.
<Ender> ender, stfu.
<Colgate> ender, stfu.
<Ender> yeah, ender, stfu.
<Colgate> she's fapping to ender, stfu.
<Ender> she's just like fapping
<Rose> ...Yeah. |
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#307605* (?/44) πOld
<%Klima> Well
<%Klima> Holland seems like a weird country
<%Klima> I've been there once
<%Klima> To Amsterdam
<%Klima> and we slept on a boatel, a boat that is a hotel
<%Klima> That's weird
<%Klima> And people live in shipping containers turned into apartments
<%Klima> that's weird
<%Klima> We tried to take a boat to Amsterdam, and a small car with 3 wheels comes on it, with a DJ blasting techno music all the time
<%Klima> A live DJ, on the back of a small car
<%Klima> blasting techno music on a public boat, with a thousand people on it
<%Klima> and no one complained, they liked the music
<%Klima> the dj was half naked
<%Klima> that was weird
<%Klima> So we get to the red light district, and this was at around 10 o' clock in the morning, and it just STANK
<%Klima> Man
<%Klima> that smell was horrid
<%Klima> It just smelled of semen and poo
<%Klima> so that was weird
<%Klima> We get to a small street where on one side, there are window hookers
<%Klima> on the other side
<%Klima> there's a fucking KINDERGARDEN
<%Klima> Amsterdam is just the weirdest place I've ever been |
#307669* (?/44) πOld
<@reimero> I like my women like I like snow:
<@reimero> go.
<@hackess> Blowing sideways
<@hackess> Piled at the curb
<@hackess> Only around for three months.
<@reimero> Outside.
<@Mr_Shifty> stuck to the bottom of my boots
<@Mr_Shifty> ground up in the front of my snowblower?
<@Mr_Shifty> flavored with raspberry syrup
<@reimero> Down my pants?
<@Mr_Shifty> falling out of the sky
<@hackess> Formed into balls and thrown at my friends.
<@reimero> Frequently found in Canada
<@Mr_Shifty> thoroughly salted
<@Mr_Shifty> on my windshield
<@hackess> Better with hot chocolate
<@reimero> Surrounding frozen ponds
<@hackess> Serving as a portend of hockey season?
<@Mr_Shifty> With my name written in it?
<@reimero> Keeping me home from work!
<@Mr_Shifty> creating hazardous driving conditions |
#307684* (?/51) πOld
<Anne> hey. let's cybersex roleplay
<zmoney69> okay
<Anne> i'll be your mom, and you be every guy in town |
#307687* (?/37) πOld
<HarmoNicks> so-called life lessons in kids shows are retarded
<HarmoNicks> "it's what's on the inside that counts" is bullshit
<HarmoNicks> what you're basically saying there to people who are single
<HarmoNicks> is "not only are you ugly, but your personality is shit as well"
<Rosti> rofl
<Rosti> so you're not a fan of The Ugly Duckling then?
<HarmoNicks> no
<HarmoNicks> that story has no truth to it
<HarmoNicks> if you look ugly as a baby you'll end up being beautiful later?
<HarmoNicks> bullshit
<HarmoNicks> almost all babies are adorable
<HarmoNicks> if you're ugly as a baby
<HarmoNicks> then you've got some sort of genetic defect or something else horribly wrong with you
<HarmoNicks> and that shit ain't going to get prettier with age |
#307666* (?/48) πOld
<Achelea> "Dear Dracula, Remember that night a few years ago? Well, you have a son, his name is Edward. Sincerly, Tinkerbell |
#307675* (?/35) πOld
<kokoretsi>downloaded a 1925 film and spent 5 minutes looking for subs. I then realise it's a silent film :| |
#307665* (?/39) πOld
<Mister_Rose> My Spanish teacher is awesome.
<Mister_Rose> We were doing that thing where you have four words, and you have to pick the one that doesn't fit with the rest.
<Mister_Rose> And he's like, "In Spanish, we say 'no va'."
<Mister_Rose> He wanted to explain it in English though for those who hadn't done this before.
<Mister_Rose> So he sits and thinks for a second.
<Mister_Rose> Then writes on the board:
<Mister_Rose> cat hair door knob Sarah Palin a rock
<Mister_Rose> "Now, Sarah Palin does not fit, as the other three have more thinking ability." |
#307667* (?/50) πOld
<@Novice> Hi! Welcome to the airport. Radiation or rape? |
#307701* (?/22) πOld
<ZoFreX> Becci: how do you spell poke?
<Becci> poke?
<ZoFreX> how do you spell joke?
<Becci> joke.
<ZoFreX> how do you spell the white of an egg?
<goodger> albumen
<ZoFreX> fu goodger |
#307734* (?/6) πOld
snowfox: Honestly I'm starting to think pretty much everything run by humans is doomed to varying levels of corruption, and the best case scenarios are where the corruption is relatively harmless.
TheHuman has entered the room
karykei: .......
snowfox: SPEAK OF THE DEVIL
Voices: **slow fucking clap** |
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#307603* (?/39) πOld
* Godwinson headshots Rage-Tessi with a varmint rifle.
* Rage-Tessi is dead
<Godwinson> c'est la vie.
<Celti> c'est la mort, non? |
#307704* (?/25) πOld
<Daynab> Today I learned that space acted as pagedown in internet browsers, and shift space is page up. My world will never be the same again.
<Daynab> and I thought I knew computers |
#307708* (?/28) πOld
* rycuda has just been offered an amp
<@Al> After being given a shock like that it's wise to have a coulomb-down period
<@mgsts> I'm trying to decide watt a suitable punishment for these awful puns is
<@OneCruelBagel> mgsts: it's not his volt, he has troubles at ohm.
<@OneCruelBagel> We should let him have some peace faraday. |
#307670* (?/42) πOld
< Novice> It's not a computer anymore. It's a member of Norton's botnet. |
#307705* (?/16) πOld
<BMF54123> bluh, what the hell is wrong with FCEUX
<BMF54123> I have to load Metroid several times to keep it from crashing at a grey screen
<Inuyasha> it's a REALLY accurate emulator :o |
#307598* (?/41) πOld
<%[ill]will> And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussy?
<@LadyNikon> wth?
<@LadyNikon> oh sorry forgot what channel I was in.. carry on?Comment: #2600
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#307697* (?/22) πOld
* Speed np: "Any Means Necessary" by HammerFall
* Adorable Now Playing: With My Penis. By: My Right Hand. Duration: 3 minutes 17 seconds.
<Pauwelz> Only 3 minutes?
<Adorable> Pauwelz let's face it, anything longer and you're just stretching it for no reason. Your hand gets sore, you start looking and weirder and sicker shit. By the time you blow your load you've killed too much time, your hand is nearly broken, and you're wondering, "How the hell did I find Japanese girls puking into a plate hot?!"
<Buccaneer> lol'd
<Pauwelz> Point taken
<Adorable> Then you have to clean up the keyboard, while closing off a hundred tabs while hoping nobody notices the jellyfish |
#307700* (?/22) πOld
<Rose> I'm on conjugation.org so I can see Spanish conjugations.
<Rose> Chrome: "This page is in Spanish. Would you like to translate it?" |
#307713* (?/19) πOld
<necrobestiality> it's been months since i had sex :(
<joe> IT'S BEEN 23 YEARS FOR ME |
#307673* (?/53) πOld
<cky> "Nothing is better than sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Therefore, masturbation is better than sex."
<jmkeyes> ohhh logical fallacies
<cky> jmkeyes: Indeed!!
<cky> The fallacy here being that "nothing" is not a single point, but is a massive space.
<cky> And that the two "nothings" above refer to different points in that space.
<KirarinSnow> cky: the fallacy is that 'nothing' is not of the same semantic type as any particular thing
<KirarinSnow> though it appears to be syntactically the same
<KirarinSnow> a particular thing is of type e
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' is of type <<e, t>, t>
<KirarinSnow> in other words, to evaluate a sentence "the cake is a lie", where "the cake" is an expression of type e denoting an object
<KirarinSnow> and "is a lie" is an expression of type <e, t> (that is, a predicate mapping objects of type e to truth values)
<KirarinSnow> we apply the function denoted by "is a lie", which is λx.[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> to the individual denoted by "the cake"
<KirarinSnow> and we get a truth value
<KirarinSnow> with 'nothing', on the other hand, you have the sentence "nothing is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you can't apply the same function because 'nothing' is not an expression of type e
<KirarinSnow> instead, you apply the function denoted by 'nothing' to the predicate instead
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' denotes \lambda P. \lambda x.~P(x)
<KirarinSnow> when you apply this lambda to the function denoted by "is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you get by beta reduction
<KirarinSnow> \forall x.~[(\lambda y.[y is a lie])(x)]
<KirarinSnow> another round of beta reduction gives you
<KirarinSnow> \forall x.~[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> this is how quantifiers work in semantics (on the basic level)
<KirarinSnow> linguists love lambdas
<Daeken> wow
<Daeken> it's rare that 30 lines here will go completely over my head. you pulled it off. |
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