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#303903* (?/24) πOld
<+Gno> i've had arrogant steak and dumb rice for food today.
<@ps> wtf?
<@ps> why do you pass such anthropomorphic judgements on your food
<+Gno> the steak was arrogant because it managed to push my eggs off the pan when cooking.
<+Gno> bullies are arrogant.
<@ps> so
<+Gno> the rice was dumb because it could not figure out how to stay on the utensil i was eating. |
#303856* (?/48) πOld
<resykle> 8-ball: Are you capable of lying?
<Mitya> resykle: 8-ball says: My sources say no
<resykle> great
<resykle> 8-ball: what are my chances of getting laid tonight? By a woman?
<Mitya> resykle: 8-ball says: Yes definitely
<resykle> balls yes
<resykle> brb
<resykle> wait a minute
<resykle> 8-ball: are you fucking with me?
<Mitya> resykle: 8-ball says: Yes
<resykle> dick
<hawk2> owned.
<Nofirefrog> owned so hard
<resykle> 8-ball: Did i just get owned?
<Mitya> resykle: 8-ball says: AbsolutelyComment: irc.adelais.net
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#303744* (?/30) πOld
<+abadidea> random npc generator; Personality: pacifist. Inventory: garrotte wire
< lameboy> it could be used for other things...
<+abadidea> liiiiiike..... >.>
< lameboy> really small clothes line?Comment: #nesdev
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#303873* (?/42) πOld
AZSolii: When in Rome?
Zichar: Do the Romans
AZSolii: ...I'm not sure that's how it goes, but that DOES work.... |
#304008* (?/37) πOld
(@Sneakthief) This is your flight crew speaking, we'll be experiencing some mild turbulence, as the captain feels the need to practice barrel rolls. Please fasten your seatbelts, store your children in the overhead locker, and have a nice day. |
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#304026* (?/29) πOld
<Matt32> Lion King was such a good movie.
<YelseyKing> Ahh, Scar. One of Disney's better villains.
<YelseyKing> Most Disney villains tend to be as goofy as they are evil. Scar... nope. Just straight up *evil*.
<YelseyKing> He actually manages to *kill* a major character. Think about that. A major character. In a Disney movie. Being *killed* by the villain. How often does *that* happen?
<BurnGriffith> Yeah.
<BurnGriffith> Scar kills Darth Vader. You don't get much more badass than that.
<YelseyKing> ...the guy who played Darth Vader did the voice of Mufasa?
<YelseyKing> I never knew that.
<BurnGriffith> Yup.
<YelseyKing> Amusing. The heroic Mufasa was once Darth Vader. While the heroic Luke Skywalker went on to become the Joker. |
#303769* (?/45) πOld
< Court> err, a belated good morning to everyone
< dr4g> o/ Court
< nroc> is it someone drowning? :/
< d3x> nroc, definetely not
< nroc> that's good
< d3x> you draw a drowning guy like this: |o|
< nroc> haha
< d3x> + waves underneath
< nroc> and if he's really in trouble
< nroc> ||
< d3x> nroc, ~~^~~ - a shark swimming nearby
< nroc> screw php, you should do ascii artComment: #phpc @ freenode
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#303986* (?/29) πOld
<Sebas> Speaking of terrible and complaining, I celebrated my first time on the wii in about a year and a half by heavily and painfully crushing my thumb between the wiimote and the couch.
<Digga> how does that even happen
<Sebas> Stupidly.
<Logopolis> You silly dutch.
<Sebas> I went "This bowling is too easy, I shall do it with my back towards the TV and my eyes closed and at a distance."
<Sebas> The rest, as they say, is history.
<Sebas> I did throw a strike though, further proving my initial point. |
#303993* (?/34) πOld
<Octopussy> i need to do something about this irc font
<&Shark> make it comic sans
<Octopussy> it looks all weirdy without fixed width
<Octopussy> yes, i should try comic sans first
<Octopussy> now everyone looks like an idiot
<Octopussy> i'll keep comic sans for a while |
#303969* (?/38) πOld
<Kylie> its also really fun when you recruit people who have never played before and they take to it instantly like shes on a trial account one day and you sign on at 6 am tomorrow and shes level 33 and grinding in stv and you feel like you just introduced elvis to downers and chicken wings |
#303926* (?/37) πOld
<@Hjorten> apparently a neighbor in the other building is kinda cute
<@Hjorten> and she smiled at me, which of course means i have to figure out who she is, and then stalk her |
#303832* (?/31) πOld
<Kage> man remember when musicians got by on their own vocal talent rather than a digital voice filter
<ixisid> no i was born in the 80s |
#304006* (?/43) πOld
Danny: Have you heard Microsoft's new Windows line?
Danny: "Windows. life without walls."
Danny: Damn right. All kinds of shit can just walk into your house whenever it damn well pleases. |
#303964* (?/30) πOld
<@DrSHARK> lol if anyone ever pays for an irc client
<~Cevius> I paid for mIRC
<Eleeleth> I paid for colloquy
<~Cevius> I also paid for colloquy
<@DrSHARK> guess that makes you pretty dumb eh
<~Cevius> its a program I use more than I use my penis
<~Cevius> i might as well pay for itComment: #toribash
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#303765* (?/30) πOld
<&TorrentialStorm> i named my VM Woody
<~Knoeki> was woody... hard... to set up? (:
<~Knoeki> not too much dicking around, I hope.
<&TorrentialStorm> immature :P
<~Knoeki> don't act cocky. you're the one talking about woodies.Comment: irc.p2p-network.net / #zomgwtfbbq
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#303785* (?/58) πOld
[17:15] <+cyclone> Shit tornado brb
[17:15] == Usermode change: -r
[17:15] == cyclone has changed nick to cyclone|tornado
[17:28] <+cyclone|tornado> I just realized the irony of that nickchange. |
#303949* (?/39) πOld
<Buck> I am the biggest idiot ever
<Buck> for days now I've been getting kicked off of l4d1 servers
<Buck> people tell me I have an annoying voice and i sound stupid
<Buck> and I'm like :| I thought I had a pretty cool voice :(
<Buck> so I do my best to sound normal but I still get kicked
<Buck> turns out I left a filter on in my soundblaster settings and forgot about it |
#303985* (?/24) πOld
<Xer> Heavy Rain is an annoying game to play
<Xer> It's very unnatural to do anything.
<@RyoW> hard to read the prompts when they float around like dicks
<@Nak> 'float around like dicks'? That is a terrible simile, Ryo.
<@RyoW> wasn't a simile
<@RyoW> I was insulting the icons
<@RyoW> not comparing them to the floating technique of the majestic dick |
#303787* (?/38) πOld
<femmefan1946> Those drivers have tight schedules to follow. You'd have a hard time flagging one down.
<femmefan1946> Unless you were wearing a low-cut dress.
<Mango> Heh. I'm male. Though this is Vancouver...it would probably be fairly easy to flag a driver down, if I was wearing a low-cut dress.
<Mango> It works for my uncle. |
#303749* (?/65) πOld
schpelTiger: Hey Boom, say "headshot"
BOOM!: HEADSHOT |
#303980* (?/28) πOld
<+Fallingwater> here's a question for you: the ubuntu people release a new version every six months, right? so, what happens when in six years they run out of letters?
<+Fallingwater> next is Maverick Meerkat, or something
<@lucidfox> Fallingwater> I presume they'll restart with A
<+Eggie> They start picking up kanji and Greek characters.
<+Fallingwater> or hex...
<+Fallingwater> AAppetizing AArdvark
<+Fallingwater> ABstract ABsinthe (ok now I'm just putting random words together)
<+Hazuki> is the 11.04 going to be Nerdy Negro and have Urkel on the front?Comment: #tropers on irc.esper.net
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#303788* (?/46) πOld
< the_wench2> Aikar: I removed --spider, but now I get files :(
< d3x> the_wench2, did you mean flies? |
#304009* (?/33) πOld
***DoucheEnrique rolls 2 6-sided dice: 1 3
Mathii: 6 sided dice?
Mathii: o.o
DoucheEnrique: yes
Mathii: didn't know those existed
DoucheEnrique: err
Yellowchopsticks: um
DoucheEnrique: lol
Vulpes: ...
Yellowchopsticks: are you serious?
Mathii: seen'em in those dungeons and dragons flash and what not
Vulpes: Sometimes I just want to cry. |
#304044* (?/18) πOld
<steve-m> well, tbh, the most bad-ass guys in movies have only text UIs too
<steve-m> and they can hack the whole world with them within seconds
<steve-m> i'm still waiting for the movie where the bad guy launches the apocalypse by pressing a gray windows button on a self-coded VB app
<illspirit> and the world implodes because of a giant memory leak? |
#303863* (?/36) πOld
<parag0n> slitting your wrists with a laser cutter would be the geekiest suicide ever |
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