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#307694* (?/20) πOld
Adam> just noticed that ('0') looks like a wizard throwing his hands in the air
Adam> ('ô') better, now he has a hat
Emma> lmao
Emma> when would u ever use that?
Adam> if you were a wizard, and someone gave you great news over an instant messaging network
Emma> Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry.
Emma> Harry P: ('ô')
Adam> ^^ exactly
Emma> Frodo: I will take the ring to Mordor!
Emma> Gandalf: ('ô')
Emma> Frodo: But Sam has to come with me
Emma> Gandalf: (,ô,)
Adam> O_O
Emma> I was trying to make him sad... |
#307674* (?/74) πOld
Please upvote if you think QDB should fix the mangling of Unicode characters in submitted quotes. |
#307634* (?/36) πOld
<Adelias> I am so excited for this
<Adelias> That I tried to speak in capslock but missed the button |
#307718* (?/16) πOld
[Leftie] My password is password protected, but i leave it unlocked 24/7 once i've logged in initially.
[Leftie] my password is password protected
[Leftie] what the fuck
[Leftie] ENGAGE THE BRAIN FOX. |
#307614* (?/37) πOld
<Mandy> so i got you presents
<Mandy> made you a prime rib and lots of fixins
<J> nice
<Mandy> i think
<Mandy> the best finish the evning is
<Mandy> after you eat you get a BLOWGUN
<Mandy> oh
<J> really?
<Mandy> blowJOB
<Mandy> lol not a blow gun! lol blow job
<J> oh
<J> a blow gun sounds pretty cool too
<J> used to make those as a kid
<J> actually can I have the blow gun instead>
<Mandy> :( |
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#307663* (?/30) πOld
<EddieGordo> this is what i get for using yeast with a space shuttle on the package
<EddieGordo> 20% alcohol in 7 days...
<~Kentaree> lol
<EddieGordo> more like 7 hours at this rate
<~Kentaree> you're going for a 20% abv whiskey? :_/
<EddieGordo> no
<EddieGordo> thats as high as you can ferment naturally
<EddieGordo> then you have to distill
<~Kentaree> ah
<EddieGordo> which i have found a legal method by which to turn my 2liters of 20% single malt
<EddieGordo> into a 40% single malt whisky
<EddieGordo> assuming i have any wort left when its done
<EddieGordo> its like the yeast is running off with my booze
<~Kentaree> lol
<~Kentaree> well, yeast IS Alive
<EddieGordo> i know
<~Kentaree> maybe it was thirsty
<EddieGordo> its drinking its own piss then
<EddieGordo> shit
<EddieGordo> my yeast is bear grylls
<~Kentaree> lmao |
#307688* (?/27) πOld
<Hibby> what went wrong in my life
<Hibby> watching my little pony on my own in teh flat with beer |
#307689* (?/29) πOld
< Ancalagon> I'm sorry, I missed a conversation about pooping?
< Ancalagon> Damnit!
< Ancalagon> Ironically I was in the bathroom. |
#307649* (?/40) πOld
<Kokopure> why are we celebrating the memory of a black man by being lazy and not doing our jobs? |
#307606* (?/34) πOld
<+CoJaBo> Walk softly and carry a BFG. |
#307654* (?/34) πOld
<~Orochi> I'm not entirely convinced my brain is physically in my skull
<@Kit> It's in your cock, instead.
<@Kit> ^^ You asked for it.
<~Orochi> nah I don't think its there either, as much as I beat the fuck out of that thing, I'd be a vegetable by now if it wasComment: #Demonpop, irc.nightstar.net
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#307644* (?/42) πOld
<+Jigsy> The sky is also protesting against SOPA.
<+Jigsy> I've just looked out my window and it's totally dark. |
#307618* (?/41) πOld
<Chancellor_Puddinghead> You know, seppuku is feudal Japan's version of one guy saying, "lol n00b u suk. kill urself" and the other dude saying "lol k" |
#307676* (?/33) πOld
Phillip: haha i like the "accidentally the whole thing" joke you put in there
You: thanks
Phillip: you that from me though
You: i didn't that from you
Phillip: you totally that from me
You: no way, i that from the internet
Phillip: i up with accidentally the whole thing
You: you did NOT up with the accidentally the whole thing
Phillip: its true, but the first time i it, i was so hard
Phillip: ... ahem |
#307711* (?/19) πOld
<DaxterX2> One more Internet Explorer basher I swear... >_>
<Sellyme> I'm not surprised that IE makes you swear, what with all of those bugs and conflict issues. Not to mention the horrible lag, inability to carry out javascript functions correctly, and the lack of any add-ons that are semi-useful.Comment: kongregate.com
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#307640* (?/34) πOld
Bran: why do i keep hitting ctrl w
Lime Flavored Dragon: idk
Bran: Oh man
Lime Flavored Dragon: but stop doing that
Bran: reminds me of 8th grade Comp Sci
Lime Flavored Dragon: lol
Jacen left chat.
Bran: My teacher would randomly tell people
Bran: Hit Ctrl-W, quick!
Jacen entered chat.
Lime Flavored Dragon: lol
Bran: Did you wonder what Ctrl W did Jacen?
Jacen: Dammit. I pushed ctrl+w to see what it does
Bran: lmao
Lime Flavored Dragon: lololol
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Nugget=ep: oh that's what it does |
#307607* (?/39) πOld
<n0b0dy> if zombies ever raid that place, they'd starve looking for brains!Comment: #Asylum Channel on Winchat
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#307721* (?/10) πOld
<tickleweasel> it would be fine if you're naturally low on hair and wax your junk, but for people with hairy butts and thighs its still going to end up with your penis head shooting bolts like a tesla coil at the nearest graduate student it can |
#307638* (?/28) πOld
<Shingyoku> Argh, getting drowsierr. @_@
* Shingyoku consider beddings.
<Usami_Renko> Shingy, get like five energy drinks and inject them directly into your veins
<Shingyoku> I don't have enough cash. :<
<Parsee_Mizuhashi> Oh no.
<Parsee_Mizuhashi> Shingy is too poor to afford veins.Comment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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#307650* (?/38) πOld
< ALX| --Log opened at 2009-10-23 06:57--
. | CoJaBo> Ok, I'll buy that for a sec...
. | CoJaBo> Theres a proposition. Much petitioning, lobbying, and protests ensue, theres a huge debate, but finnally it passes into law-
. | CoJaBo> Porn is outlawed in the US. Now what?
. | kile> REJOICEEE!!
. | CoJaBo> Why? Some dude in Washington signed his name on a piece of paper. Nothing happened.
. | CoJaBo> (except the mass loss of jobs in an entire industry).
. | kile> ?
. | CoJaBo> Nothing changed. People are still downloading porn.
. | kile> Arrestt them then.
. | CoJaBo> How? You dont know whos doing it.
. | kile> but their breaking the law!
. | CoJaBo> Indeed. But how do you find them?
. | kile> trace their ip?
. | CoJaBo> You go to the owner of www {dot} TwoLesbiansOneBanana {dot} web and demand their membership records. They refuse. "Silly Americans, porn is legal here in Zimbabwe!"
. | kile> get a warrent.
. | CoJaBo> The US has no jurisdiction in forign countries.
. | kile> arrest them anyway.
. | CoJaBo> Arrest who?
. | kile> the perverts
. | CoJaBo> But you dont know who they are!
. | kile> Check their internet history.
. | CoJaBo> The judge refuses to grant you a warrent for "internet records on every united states citizen".
. | CoJaBo> Spying on US Citizens? How dare you!
. | kile> no,only the perverts
. | CoJaBo> You cant. You still dont know who they are.
. | ! kile has left
. | lollz> ha, owned
. > CoJaBo> Censorship FTL.
< ALX> Its called SOPA.
< ALX> Censorship FTL, FTL.
< CoJaBo> o_OComment: SOPA Blackout Day, Jan 18, 2012
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#307728* (?/7) πOld
<LHoT10820> What would be more detrimental to our freedom; the US becoming a corporate police state, or the US becoming a theocracy?
<shakesoda> Trick question; a theocratic police state ruled by a corporate senate.
<shakesoda> Jesus, Inc. -- Buy your eternal salvation today from JesusInc [dot] govComment: URL is not real, part of punchline.
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#307702* (?/22) πOld
< craige> I prefer not to say 'bug'. I call them 'undisclosed, unexpected features'. |
#307627* (?/34) πOld
-!- Fluttershi is now known as Hipsterluna
<~Semipresent_Darkness> !mask Hipsterluna
<&LunaBot> Hipsterluna is Hipsterluna!Fluttershi@Hipsterluna.is.my.waifuComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307631* (?/34) πOld
<brjannc> note: "crossing it out" is not a valid mathematical operation ;)
<Spudstabber> YES IT DAMN WELL IS
<yamar> it isComment: Just another mathematical discussion.
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#307719* (?/17) πOld
[Leftie] For some reason i thought it'd be cool to drink sweetcorn from the can
[Leftie] forgot sweetcorn cans have liquid in them
[Leftie] THE LIQUID IS DISGUSTING
[Leftie] AND ALL OVER MY HANDS
[Leftie] ITS STICKY AS FUCK AND WON'T COME OFF D: |
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