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#307628* (?/33) πOld
<+Diamond> lol, been there, donr\e that, try dying for 3 mins
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Oh yeah?
<+Diamond> hint hint it happened yesterday
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Well try breaking a wing and being unable to fly for a /week!/
<%Prius> Um Blacklight
<%Prius> I think they're talking about real life lol
<~Semipresent_Darkness> … :|
<~Semipresent_Darkness> I don't talk about real life.
<%Prius> lol
<~Semipresent_Darkness> This is my real life.
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Its container is just a nightmare.
<~Semipresent_Darkness> That I have to live through.
<+Diamond> im talkin real life
<~Semipresent_Darkness> :PP
<+Diamond> fuckin shit hurt too
<@TehWinged> Prius
<~Semipresent_Darkness> breaking a wing hurts
<@TehWinged> Let that be a warning?
<%Prius> Teh
<%Prius> mmmhm
< Alex_Drawing> Punch in the boob equals kick in the jewels
<%Prius> random!
<+Diamond> really?
<~Semipresent_Darkness> :PP
<+Diamond> well, i died, u just bleed
<~Semipresent_Darkness> And was unable to fly.
<~Semipresent_Darkness> For a /week./
< Alex_Drawing> Every month
< Alex_Drawing> With cramps
<~Semipresent_Darkness> Try doing /that./
<%Prius> you died?
<%Prius> how so?
<%Prius> Wait
<%Prius> so Alex IS a girl?
< Alex_Drawing> Which feels like getting constantly punched in the gut
< Alex_Drawing> Yes
<+Diamond> genetis deiseas was too mudh, thank god for defib unitsComment: It's funny because Blacklight's trying to say something and everypony's just ignoring him. | #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet
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#307671* (?/48) πOld
<yvan> you've gotta get my rank right. I'm not Captain Obvious, I'm General Confusion
<Rubie> I just thought you were generally confused.
<yvan> Yes, that's why I'm General Confusion, Captain Obvious
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#307601* (?/30) πOld
<Oz> Holy shit. XD
<Oz> Fred the super-baboon thing had over 50 pieces of metal in him from a single x-ray, including lead shot, some of which was INSIDE HIS SKULL
<Oz> That's one badass monkey.
<Oz> Throw in all the car-jacking, burglary and being the leader of a gang, all he needed was a rap career and he'd've been set for life. |
#307678* (?/23) πOld
<A-man> after some physical simulation with luxrender.. pink floyd's album cover is incorrect
<A-man> there is no internal reflections coming out in other places like they should
<A-man> unless theres a perfect angle i havent discovered |
#307707* (?/16) πOld
Vespucci: God... I think I've been seeing this girl long enough that I'm supposed to get her flowers on V-Day.
Vespucci: I spend too much time thinking about this girl.
Vespucci: I don't get anything done now, between spending time with her, texting her, looking for deals on flowers for her, explaining my feelings to her. This is turning into bullshit.
Vespucci: Fook man... I heard this radio add for a dozen roses (dunno what color, don't give a shit) for $20. Can't find that florist though.
Vespucci: Fuck it. I'm splitting the difference with some $10 flowers from the grocery store on the 7th.
Vespucci: That's "valentine's day" enough for me.
Vespucci: Granted... come steak and blow job day I'm lucky to net a hamburger and a 30 second tug...
Orca: Vespucci: It must be love
Orca: you should marry her and have some kids
Vespucci: Maybe I'm better off just keeping chicks chained up in the basement.
Vespucci: Less work.
Vespucci: Well, at least less emotional investment. |
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#307695* (?/26) πOld
<mcdonc> let loose the hounds of war
<Ergo^> "who let the dogs out" la la la....Comment: #repoze
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#307699* (?/28) πOld
<Knifa> sockets are hilarious
<Knifa> i am sending the string "dicks" over the network at 8mb/s
<Knifa> over and over. |
#307617* (?/38) πOld
< Hajuu> theres 6.8 billion people
<+CoJaBo> 7 billion now
<+Cradam> i remember when it was 6.5
< Layke> I remember when it was 2.
< Hajuu> No you don't.
< Layke> (Adam and Eve)
< Layke> people not billion :)
<+CoJaBo> How can there be 6.5 people in the world? :P
* Hajuu slices up CoJaBo
-!- CoJaBo is now known as CoJ
* CoJ is half
<+CoJ> Gah, its taken
-!- CoJ is now known as CoJaBo
* CoJaBo doesn't want to get molested by nickserv, see
<+Cradam> Cra :Nickname is already in use. WHA!!!?
<+Cradam> no fair
-!- Hajuu is now known as Ha
< Ha> suck it nerds
<+CoJaBo> "Ha is now known as Guest4327854"
-!- Cradam is now known as sin
<+sin> suck it!
-!- Ha is now known CoJaBo_
< CoJaBo_> Hi guise
< CoJaBo_> I hate evre1ololoo9ololol9ol
<+sin> CoJaBo_: dont do that!
-!- CoJaBo_ [~hajuu@unaffiliated/hajuu] has quit [Disconnected by services]
<+sin> CoJaBo: HA!
-!- sin is now known as Cradam
<+CoJaBo> epic.
-!- Hajuu [~hajuu@r180-216-68-40.cpe.vividwireless.net.au] has joined #web
<+CoJaBo> XD
<+Cradam> Hajuu: you asked for that
<+Killswitch> What the fuck are you faggots doing?Comment: Freenode #web
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#307716* (?/20) πOld
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(06:28:44 IST) strikedaemon left the room ("Leaving").
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(06:37:46 IST) bcos: strikedaemon: Are you trying to have sex with this IRC channel? In, out, in, out...? |
#307619* (?/31) πOld
<~Dark_Horse> everypony here who has a mod status also has a vhost
<~Dark_Horse> the only four who don't are Kembe, jenni, MichaelXX2, and Tavia
<@Fluttershi> oh? interesting
<~Dark_Horse> /hostserv request [vhost]
<jenni> wut?
• ~Dark_Horse shrugs
<jenni> how
<jenni> wut?
<+Kembe> why?
<~Dark_Horse> …huh?
<+Kembe> lol
<+Kembe> that was amazing
<+Kembe> mass confusion
<Tavia> der
<Tavia> p
<~Dark_Horse> wait, what?Comment: Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307604* (?/33) πOld
-!- Crazytales is now known as USA
< USA> -setbday 07/04/1776
<%Cat> You're 236 years old, USA? I find that hard to believe. |
#307626* (?/33) πOld
<~[BlacklightShining]> Gilda: and anypony can use caps|bols
<~[BlacklightShining]> bold *
<~[BlacklightShining]> we don't have S or c set
<~[BlacklightShining]> or C or T for that matter
<~[BlacklightShining]> …in fact, I think we only have n, t, and H
< Drunkgate> abd A!
< Drunkgate> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
< Drunkgate> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<~[BlacklightShining]> …eeyup…+AHnt 16:300
< Drunkgate> oh, I'll shut up now
<~[BlacklightShining]> … XD
<~LightningCrash> The replacement of an "n" with a "b." Classic drunk action.Comment: #SeriousPony on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307656* (?/33) πOld
<cmnky> i just woke up, whatever it was, it's not my fault ... and your yellow saturday gold pants are ugly
<cmnky> golfComment: ##linux on freenode
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#307658* (?/33) πOld
<EldR> Right, so pizza's a vegetable now
<EldR> because tomato paste makes it so
<EldR> So does that mean that congress has officially come down on the vegetable side of the "is a tomato a fruit or vegetable' debate?
<Kindle> I heard that my new senator is on the pro-fruit side of that argument.
<Kindle> I don't support no fruits.
<Quantum_Meddler> What about Nader? I hear that he's in favor of it being a berry.
<Kindle> Bah, Independents. |
#307648* (?/36) πOld
<gws_> brb
<gws_> back
<gws_> man that was a lot of scroll to read |
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The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
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#307682* (?/39) πOld
<woopdee> Chilean officials said they were hoping to bring the first miner to the surface before midnight.
<TestDummy> But then Java crashed? |
#307635* (?/41) πOld
-!- Emmis [Emmis@Difficult.to.say] has joined #LunasLoftOOC
-!- mode/#LunasLoftOOC [+h Emmis] by Celestia
<%Emmis> What the heck, why was I kicked O.O;
<%Emmis> I didn't even notice I wasn't here lol
<%Trixter> lol
<%Trixter> it happened a while ago
<%Trixter> Blacklight actually purged the channel
<%Trixter> ppl were impersonating others and it annoyed him
<%Trixter> he tempbanned himself for power abuse afterwards
<%Emmis> lol wth
<%Trixter> IKR?
<%Trixter> Blacklight gonna BlacklightComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307602* (?/26) πOld
<Risugami|Work> a gun that places rectums on walls? genius!
<_303> death by fatal constipation |
#307643* (?/28) πOld
<Adonis> man my buddy from Atlanta is coming down so he txts me asks me if he wants me to bring any food down and shit
<Adonis> so I txt him back to go to this chinese place to get me some dumplings and stuff
<Adonis> then I txt him oh man you go to try their smoked dick it's awesome
<Adonis> I meant to say smoked duck
<Adonis> I had to txt him like 20 times that was a mistake
<bofh`> hahahahaha
<bofh`> yeah, not gonna talk your way out of that one
<Adonis> yeah now I don't think he's going to bring me back any food |
#307600* (?/27) πOld
<TheBadShepperd> I heard you were going to 'send a formal letter about me to mr_flea'
<TheBadShepperd> Firstly, mr_flea isn't my boss.
<TheBadShepperd> Secondly, what I do in channels is my responsiblity.
<TheBadShepperd> Thirdly, you've got a great case with the evasion just to call me a dick.
<adpaolucci> evasion, of what sorts? When have I evaded your authority?
<TheBadShepperd> When I quieted you, and you rejoined with a different IP.
<adpaolucci> That was to state the fact that you gave no prior warning to the issue at hand
<TheBadShepperd> I don't have to give you a prior warning.
<adpaolucci> and the point of that was the OP's at the time had no problem with my activity in the channel it self
<TheBadShepperd> Thats because they were all *asleep*.
<TheBadShepperd> And I really don't have time to argue, seeing as how the network is splitting every twenty minutes.
<adpaolucci> Then why when i showed the full log to TheBoss he had no problem with my actions at that time
<TheBadShepperd> But if you have a problem with me, you can say so to my face.
<adpaolucci> then why start this conversation with me
<TheBadShepperd> And when you do, I'll tell you I don't care.
<TheBadShepperd> Because having you think you won annoys me.
<adpaolucci> or the thought of me winning annoys you |
#307651* (?/28) πOld
(benDos) grawity, it is going to work
(benDos) It is going to be slow as shit
(benDos) But it will work
(dcguru) my dog has diarrhea. That shit is fast. |
#307660* (?/30) πOld
<~`BlacklightShining> I am such a troll, lol
<~`BlacklightShining> so I wrote a little shell script and crontab entry…the script kills Adobe Flash every five seconds, the crontab entry launches the script when the computer boots
<~`BlacklightShining> so I called up Apple tech support pretending to not know what to do…“I can't play YouTube videos!”
<%Enms> Haha.
<%Enms> What do they say?
<~`BlacklightShining> so far, we've rebooted the computer several times, “reinstalled” Flash—even though it was never /un/installed…
<%Trixter> lol
<~`BlacklightShining> and now we're at the reinstall-the-OS stage
<~`BlacklightShining> stupid connection; it'll take four hours, so I got a case ID and will call the guy back
<~`BlacklightShining> they had to get a Senior Advisor on the line, too, 'cause nopony understands UNIX anymore XD
<%Enms> o:
<~`BlacklightShining> I know, right?
<%Enms> Hahah XD
<~`BlacklightShining> and so I kept muting the phone so I could crack up XD
<%Enms> But what do you want to get from them ? Just trollage ?
<~`BlacklightShining> this is hilarioius
• ~`BlacklightShining shrugs
<%Enms> Lol
<%Enms> Poor guys
<%Enms> They're probably panicking
<~`BlacklightShining> I'm testing the Apple tech support! lol
<%Enms> Haha
<%Trixter> do they suck!
<%Trixter> ?
<~`BlacklightShining> but I recently had to dual-boot with Snow Leopard, and that wiped out the Recovery HD…so reinstalling Lion was going to happen anyway XD
<~`BlacklightShining> wiped out the Recovey HD due to a bug *
<~`BlacklightShining> Trixter: no, they're actually the best tech support I know
<~`BlacklightShining> but nopony understands UNIX stuff anymore :P
<~`BlacklightShining> I think I scared the guy when I read the sudo warning out to him
<~`BlacklightShining> 'course, I use sudo all the time, so it won't give /me/ the warning…had to stall a sec (“What's Terminal?”) while I switched over to the guest account so I could get the warning and read it to him XDComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307661* (?/31) πOld
<Stringer> Well, yes, there was a warning that I missed. And this is Monday. I missed that, too. Being retired just messes up day recognition something fierce. |
#307690* (?/35) πOld
Nicki Minaj has that super-duper pooper scooper bass. |
#307724* (?/10) πOld
<kd7jwc-ag> hello Raggs
<Raggs> howdy
<kd7jwc-ag> what cha doing?
<Raggs> homework
<Raggs> finance
<kd7jwc-ag> i am trying to talk to satellites
<Raggs> ok, talk loud
<lost_soul> lol
<lost_soul> and binary |
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