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#307720* (?/14) πOld
Jethro: apparently the superbowl is crazy
Jethro: half time show
Jethro: has madonna as satan ?!!?!?
Apple Bloom: She's going without makeup? |
#307677* (?/40) πOld
<andro> makes owls binbag fetish look normal
<Jorfs> it's not funny
<Beans> Oh?
<Jorfs> don't joke about owls binbag fetish
<Beans> I did try to fuck a dead cat, btw. If you'd like to know.
<noontekno> how can someone make tiiim look normal
<noontekno> oh
<Hendricks> ..
<Jorfs> wait binbag fetish?
<noontekno> yeah you make tiiim look like ghandi
<Jorfs> wait, what, dead cat?
<Beans> lol
<andro> ...............................................
<andro> just go away beans
<Jorfs> necrobestiality?!?
<Beans> A ginger tabby I later threw in a river.
<Jorfs> oh jesus christ |
#307609* (?/32) πOld
<brjannc> wow, we went from the six-million-dollar man to adam west Batman to the Beatles. |
#307621* (?/34) πOld
< MrMooMoo> I'm scared
< SummerRain> I dunno. o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> o˙o
< [BlacklightShining]> …aww…
< SummerRain> o_o
< SummerRain> what
< [BlacklightShining]> …there's a /flip, but no /sideways :/
* Ridayah watches the craziness o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> and o.o backwards is o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> I can't have any fun with it :(
< SummerRain> I can!
< [BlacklightShining]> …on the other hoof, :( backwards is (:
< SummerRain> with.. deh arrowz..
< SummerRain> v-v
< SummerRain> <_<
< SummerRain> >_>
< SummerRain> ^_^
< kilodelta> O_o
< [BlacklightShining]> • Skyrim_Pony_1633 shoots SummerRain in the knee
< SummerRain> OW!
< [BlacklightShining]> • Skyrim_Pony_1633 with an arrow
* SummerRain mutters something nasty..
< SummerRain> dang you, Blackie!
< [BlacklightShining]> … >.>
< [BlacklightShining]> <.< …
-!- Skyrim_Pony_1633 [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has joined #twitterbronies
< SummerRain> Oh dear GOD
< Ridayah> ... oh what in the world
* SummerRain shoots Skyrim_Pony_1633 in the knee before he would anypony else..
< kilodelta> ...well, that was unexpected...
< Skyrim_Pony_1633> …I used to be on #twitterbronies…
< Ridayah> My Little Ponyyyy I used to wonder what friendship could be
-!- Skyrim_Pony_1633 [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has left #twitterbronies ["…and then I took an arrow to the knee."]
< Ridayah> My little Ponyyy until I took an arrow to the knee
< SummerRain> but then you to-dang.
< [BlacklightShining]> :/
< Ridayah> XD
< [BlacklightShining]> … XDComment: #twitterbronies on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307696* (?/16) πOld
<thirdboxcar> no one knows how to directly link to a filtered-by-type content overview page?
<self> thirdboxcar: emulate it with a view and link to that?
<carwinyoung> thirdboxcar: not without creating a view really
<timplunkett> thirdboxcar: build a view with vbo
<self> Three agree; it has been done.Comment: #drupal-support
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Open call for science fiction prose/art
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#307613* (?/26) πOld
<MiX-MaN> damn bash.. come one
<MiX-MaN> i havent been on here in like a year
<MiX-MaN> and its only 3 pages of new comments
<John> qdb.us
<John> hate me now
<MiX-MaN> meh
<MiX-MaN> qdb has too many unfunny ones
<MiX-MaN> unless its changed
<John> qdb only has funny ones
<MiX-MaN> （╯°□°）╯︵ sn˙qpbComment: Coffeenet
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#307616* (?/30) πOld
ajc: something messed up in billing center?
gws: no, billingcenter is sending lovely, wonderful, refulgent XML
gws: ...none of those adjectives belong in the same sentence as 'XML'
ajc: <comment>
<subject>roflz</subject>
<text>You mean this isn't clear?</text>
</comment>
gws: <?xml version="1.0" ?>
<commentreply> fu </commentreply> |
#307611* (?/41) πOld
<@pan> Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties.
<@pan> Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.
<@pan> Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants
<@pan> Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
<@pan> :(
<@pan> Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist.
<@pan> :) |
#307662* (?/39) πOld
< Spose> Holy ****! What is this?! Forged in gods very flame! Do my eyes, tell me lies, a new Elder Scrolls game?
< BlacklightBusy> > new Elder Scrolls game
< BlacklightBusy> OH GOSH NOT ANOTHER SKYRIM
< BlacklightBusy> DEAR CELESTIA NO
< Testsubject75> Wait....
< Testsubject75> New. elder scrolls game?
< Spose> BlacklightBusy: OH GOSH NOT ANOTHER SKYRIM
< Spose> >Implying Skyrim was bad.
< BlacklightBusy> …no…
< BlacklightBusy> I just don't want another round over overused memes
< BlacklightBusy> e.g., arrow-to-the-knww
< BlacklightBusy> knee *
< BlacklightBusy> see, even my keyboard hates it :P
< Testsubject75> Lol
< Spose> I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you.
< BlacklightBusy> …
< BlacklightBusy> NO
< BlacklightBusy> NO
-!- BlacklightBusy [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has left #EquestriaDaily ["#EquestriaDaily (Spose)"]
< Spose> But then I got bored of it.
-!- BlacklightBusy [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has joined #EquestriaDaily
< BlacklightBusy> …oh. In that case, nvm -.-Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307632* (?/33) πOld
• [`BlacklightShining] is now known as Blackl_ImminentConnectionDrop.
← LightningCrash left IRC. (Connection closed)
→ LightningCrash joined the channel.
Luna sets mode +qo LightningCrash LightningCrash
• Blackl_ImminentConnectionDrop is now known as `BlacklightShining.
<~LightningCrash> I love how you had "ImminentConnectionDrop" as your status, and I dropped connection.Comment: #SeriousPony on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307646* (?/31) πOld
<~Lunasta> Lemme rephrase that
<Scuro> The sopa is as bad as making pizza into a vegetable O_o
<@BlacklightShining> this ^
<@BlacklightShining> v that
<@BlacklightShining> lol, agreeing with whatever line is posted next
<Unidentified20XD6> Lik dis if u cri evr tim.Comment: #TheSOPAForum on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307647* (?/29) πOld
< BlacklightShining> … O.O
< BlacklightShining> F_reant WHAT
<~Fireant> BlacklightShining, what are you doing here.
<~Fireant> You know I hate you :P
< BlacklightShining> nothing
< BlacklightShining> not here
<~Fireant> SOPA will ban you xD
< BlacklightShining> !moon
<&DerpyBot> Grab my tail, BlacklightShining!
-!- BlacklightShining was kicked from #EquestriaDaily by DerpyBot [To the moon!]
<~Fireant> Good.Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307706* (?/29) πOld
<techboy> do you know what i hate
<techboy> windows ME
* techboy sucks balls
<techboy> erm, ME, not /ME |
#307659* (?/46) πOld
a vulnerability test, please disregard.Comment: TEST
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#307610* (?/25) πOld
[Context: spelling stuff with channel modes]
<~[BlacklightShining]> oh, and there was this one…
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +CAT
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -CoAT Fluttershi
<%Prius> lol
<~[BlacklightShining]> (ignore the +CAT)
<~[BlacklightShining]> (that's just so we have those so I can do the second one)
<~[BlacklightShining]> (I guess I could've done them in a random order, but I didn't think of it :P )
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +ATC
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -CoAT [BlacklightShining]
<&Fluttershi> ...and now i'm a cold, sad, pathetic pegasus, thanks, Blacklight, /real/ helpful...
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +TACo Fluttershi
<~[BlacklightShining]> …that was a total coincidence
<~[BlacklightShining]> I didn't even…uhh…
<~[BlacklightShining]> …well, at least you have a taco now?
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -ATC
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -o Fluttershi
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +CoAT Fluttershi
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -ATC
<&Fluttershi> ...and /now/ you want my taco?! get the hell awat from me, you perv!
<~[BlacklightShining]> there, how's that?
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<~[BlacklightShining]> [00:49:55] [BlacklightShining] sets mode +TACo Fluttershi
<~[BlacklightShining]> that's a /+/TACo Fluttershi :P
<~[BlacklightShining]> also I gave you your coat back :P
• Tavia likes Fluttershi's thinking
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<Tavia> Where did she go
<Tavia> ?
<&Fluttershi> hm?
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +guT-T+eRMiND Eeyup gutter!mind@is.on.again
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -gueRMiND Eeyup gutter!mind@is.on.again
<%Prius> Hey blacklight?
<~[BlacklightShining]> Prius: okay, I'll stop it :P
<%Prius> What does a broken pipe mean?
<%Emmis> LOO
<%Emmis> LOL *
<~[BlacklightShining]> oh :P
<Cakeness> (XD)
<~[BlacklightShining]> also, there's still a cat running around in here >.>
<~[BlacklightShining]> nopony bothered to turn it off <.<
<%Prius> lol
<Tavia> A cat?
<&Fluttershi> you also want my pussy?! wth, BLacklight!
<%Prius> SO
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<Tavia> xD
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +guT-T+eRMiND Eeyup gutter!mind@broughttoyouby.Fluttershi
<Cakeness> Alphonse does.
<%Prius> I assume Berry_Frost's phone like died or something lol
<Tavia> Probably
<%Prius> what does that mean?
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -gueRMiND Eeyup gutter!mind@broughttoyouby.Fluttershi
<%Prius> no RP for like, five hours...\
<%Prius> -.-
<~[BlacklightShining]> -.-
<%Prius> I'M SO BORED!
<Tavia> ^
<Tavia> #Uno?
<~[BlacklightShining]> play around with the modes then :P
<Tavia> o play around with modes
<~[BlacklightShining]> …DON'T MAKE THAT DIRTY >.<
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<~[BlacklightShining]> DAMNIT PONIES
<Tavia> :3
<~[BlacklightShining]> +guT-T+eRMiND yet_again guttermind!thiswas@broughttoyouby.Tavia
<Tavia> ^^
<Tavia> Wait...
<Cakeness> What's gutter?
<Tavia> ><
<&Fluttershi> and i'm moping angrily, pissing off Cakeness being insufferably inaccessable...
<~[BlacklightShining]> oh fail
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +guT-T+eRMiND yet_again guttermind!thiswas@broughttoyouby.Tavia
<~[BlacklightShining]> there :P
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -gueRMiND yet_again guttermind!thiswas@broughttoyouby.Tavia
• Tavia 6_9
<~[BlacklightShining]> [00:53:30] <~[BlacklightShining]> also, there's still a cat running around in here >.>
<~[BlacklightShining]> [00:53:46] <~[BlacklightShining]> nopony bothered to turn it off <.<
<~[BlacklightShining]> [00:53:56] <&Fluttershi> you also want my pussy?! wth, BLacklight!
<~[BlacklightShining]> that
<~[BlacklightShining]> is guttermind
<&Fluttershi> leave my pussy taco alone already!
<Tavia> e.e
<~[BlacklightShining]> >.<
<~[BlacklightShining]> Fluttershi, cut it out :(
• Tavia eat's Fluttershy's Taco Pussy
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<%Emmis> ...
<%Emmis> That is... Strongly arousing
• %Emmis suddenly has a sombrero
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +TAI-A is!being@pervy
<&Fluttershi> `o.o
<~[BlacklightShining]> missed the v -.-
<Tavia> :3Comment: inb4 spelling stff with channel modes is part of Blacklight's-gonna-Blacklight | #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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Lyndon B Comic: A tri-monthly comic of the deathly important
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#307625* (?/25) πOld
<%Prius> ... that doesn't wuite answer my question lol
<~ObsidianBusy> XD
<&Fluttershi> hm?
<~ObsidianBusy> Because I'm a lion? >:3 Rawr?
• &LunaBot starts, whirling around to face ObsidianBusy.
<&LunaBot> DEAR CELESTIA IT'S A LION GET IN THE CARRIAGE!
<&LunaBot> OH SHI—
• Prius is now known as Shi.
<%Shi> Haha
<~ObsidianBusy> -.-
<%Shi> SHe's mine now!
<~ObsidianBusy> you guys failed at understanding the “OH SHI—” thing
<~ObsidianBusy> and you made it all suggestive
<~ObsidianBusy> and now I can't unhear >.<
<%Shi> yes I know
<%Shi> fun isn';t it?
<~ObsidianBusy> :|
<%Shi> >:3
• &LunaBot starts, whirling around to face Shi.
<&LunaBot> DEAR CELESTIA IT'S A LION GET IN THE CARRIAGE!
<&LunaBot> OH SHI—
<%Shi> Yayz ^^
<~ObsidianBusy> :/
<@TehWinged> LollComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307645* (?/55) πOld
<~Fireant> Let us for now stop the SOPA talk and think.
<Solo> When a bunch of female ponies group together in protest, is it called a fillybuster?
<Solo> ^ I stopped talking about SOPA and thought.Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307629* (?/34) πOld
<Tamber> It's my goddamn channel, I'll beat the horse however much I want.
* Sykformer runs over to it
* Sykformer whaps it
<Sykformer> HA i helped
<ultraviolet> ...If this is your channel, why aren't you any kind of high rank?
* ChanServ sets mode +q #geekfurs Tamber
<ultraviolet> ToucheComment: #geekfurs on FurNet
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#307655* (?/34) πOld
<Dark_Malarky> …hay…if Colgate is Drunkgate when drunk and Sleepgate when sleeping…
<Trollestia> ...?
<Xiagu> is she Watergate when wet?
<Dark_Malarky> …does that mean when she goes afk for a sec to get a glass of water—?
<Dark_Malarky> DARN YOU XIAGU
<ZeroParadox> Yes.
• Xiagu messed up your deliveryComment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307730* (?/3) πOld
<Stereo> you know you're fucked up when the steam from your vomit melts your earwax |
#307692* (?/15) πOld
<huddler> I have a question, is inspirircd still being developed? and updated?
<SmallR2002> huddler: no, they use a series of 8 balls to create bits of data and input them into the code |
#307710* (?/28) πOld
<cool_guy88> hes an idiot
<tommy1873> fk u
<cool_guy88> good for you
<tommy1873> ur the fkn idiot
[01:07] <pastor_of_muppets> wow
[01:07] <pastor_of_muppets> if only he was clever enough to understand how stupid he is
<tommy1873> ??????????
<pastor_of_muppets> exactly
<cool_guy88> lol |
#307685* (?/26) πOld
<devin> i'm dead
<Rena> oh great now the channel is haunted
<Bagel> what's worse is that devin really is a banana despite what he believed
<Bagel> so we're haunted by banana ghost
<Rena> and here I thought someone had just farted after eating a ton of bananas
<Rena> wait, if you did that, would you have radioactive farts
<Rena> ...Mr Rogers was inspired by TV. He saw people throwing pies at eachother and said "such amazing technology and we're using it for *this*!?" He'd have a heart attack if he could see the internet today.Comment: we never did resolve the radioactive farts issue
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#307622* (?/37) πOld
<TheNoodle> You need to do this....
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> That'll do something. :D
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<TheNoodle> lolled
<yamar> there
<Luke> Why you kill my VPS :<
<adpaolucci> lol, guys leave Lukes bot alone, your going to cause such a load on the server
<TheNoodle> It's more the concurrent commands
<TheNoodle> Luke, implement thread management or at least limit things like .coin :P
<Luke> You froze all of my websites just then ;-;Comment: About the 4th time we broke the bot.
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#307727* (?/9) πOld
<Moose> <Namelesswonder> Up with Communism
<Moose> this is why we cant have nice things |
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T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
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