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#307685* (?/26) πOld
<devin> i'm dead
<Rena> oh great now the channel is haunted
<Bagel> what's worse is that devin really is a banana despite what he believed
<Bagel> so we're haunted by banana ghost
<Rena> and here I thought someone had just farted after eating a ton of bananas
<Rena> wait, if you did that, would you have radioactive farts
<Rena> ...Mr Rogers was inspired by TV. He saw people throwing pies at eachother and said "such amazing technology and we're using it for *this*!?" He'd have a heart attack if he could see the internet today.Comment: we never did resolve the radioactive farts issue
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#307622* (?/37) πOld
<TheNoodle> You need to do this....
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> That'll do something. :D
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<TheNoodle> lolled
<yamar> there
<Luke> Why you kill my VPS :<
<adpaolucci> lol, guys leave Lukes bot alone, your going to cause such a load on the server
<TheNoodle> It's more the concurrent commands
<TheNoodle> Luke, implement thread management or at least limit things like .coin :P
<Luke> You froze all of my websites just then ;-;Comment: About the 4th time we broke the bot.
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#307630* (?/35) πOld
<mau5ie> Time to go swing around my Blowjob. |
#307672* (?/39) πOld
<cky> "Nothing is better than sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Therefore, masturbation is better than sex."
<jmkeyes> ohhh logical fallacies
<cky> jmkeyes: Indeed!!
<cky> The fallacy here being that "nothing" is not a single point, but is a massive space.
<cky> And that the two "nothings" above refer to different points in that space.
<KirarinSnow> cky: the fallacy is that 'nothing' is not of the same semantic type as any particular thing
<KirarinSnow> though it appears to be syntactically the same
<KirarinSnow> a particular thing is of type e
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' is of type <<e, t>, t>
<KirarinSnow> in other words, to evaluate a sentence "the cake is a lie", where "the cake" is an expression of type e denoting an object
<KirarinSnow> and "is a lie" is an expression of type <e, t> (that is, a predicate mapping objects of type e to truth values)
<KirarinSnow> we apply the function denoted by "is a lie", which is λx.[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> to the individual denoted by "the cake"
<KirarinSnow> and we get a truth value
<KirarinSnow> with 'nothing', on the other hand, you have the sentence "nothing is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you can't apply the same function because 'nothing' is not an expression of type e
<KirarinSnow> instead, you apply the function denoted by 'nothing' to the predicate instead
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' denotes λP.∀x.~P(x)
<KirarinSnow> when you apply this lambda to the function denoted by "is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you get by beta reduction
<KirarinSnow> ∀x.~[(λy.[y is a lie])(x)]
<KirarinSnow> another round of beta reduction gives you
<KirarinSnow> ∀x.~[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> this is how quantifiers work in semantics (on the basic level)
<KirarinSnow> linguists love lambdas
<Daeken> wow
<Daeken> it's rare that 30 lines here will go completely over my head. you pulled it off. |
#307620* (?/23) πOld
<~Dark_Horse> just don't try to take any of my nicks :P
<~Dark_Horse> no /nick BlacklightShining
<~Dark_Horse> :P
• @Fluttershi is curious
<~Dark_Horse> O.o
<~Dark_Horse> wanna try it? :P
<@Fluttershi> i think i’ll try from a dif instance
<~Dark_Horse> XD
<@Fluttershi> i think i know what’ll happen though
<~Dark_Horse> XD
<+Kembe> lol
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<~Dark_Horse> :3
<Tavia> nice
<@Fluttershi> ghosted
<~Dark_Horse> And that is why you don't take any of my nicks >:3
<~Dark_Horse> because I know how to use Services, beeyatch
<+Kembe> Unfortunately, my real name is still *shudders* Colton...
<jenni> lol
<~Dark_Horse> lol, KembeComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307686* (?/47) πOld
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#307642* (?/30) πOld
Stushla: and who gives a shit about their teeth after your 40?
@mauZzz: But that's still another 23 years...
@mauZzz: Stushla, what do I do for another 23 years while people DO care? D:
@mauZzz: I crave your sage dental advice. D:Comment: #Steam - EsperNet
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#307657* (?/33) πOld
[Kenji] large god portion, was only 98p
[Kenji] cod.. |
#307680* (?/26) πOld
* Sarig has joined
<Sarig> and he's not even in
<Sarig> so disappointed
<@Z`> he smaller than he claimed eh
<Sarig> I'll admit
<Sarig> didn't plan that one |
#307639* (?/26) πOld
[17:10:58] ← LunaBot left IRC. (Quit: Luna IRC 0.3.5. Praise the goddess of the night.)
[17:11:01] ← MrMooMoo left IRC. (Connection closed)
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[17:11:09] Luna sets mode +qo MrMooMoo MrMooMoo
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[17:11:18] Luna sets mode +ao LunaBot LunaBotComment: Timestamps left for context | #MoonAfterDark on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307693* (?/24) πOld
< Snp> oh man
< Snp> just had a shower
< Snp> then the need to fart arises
< Snp> and im like yeah why not
< Snp> notherfucker
< Snp> was a wet one
<@damier> I hate when that happens.
<@ralish> ......
< Snp> damn ass juices. |
#307599* (?/17) πOld
<TheLegace> hi could someone tell me why it takes so long for the su command to work
<EvilBob> Anyone tht can answer your question does
<TheLegace> it takes like 10 sec at least which has never been a problem before
<TheLegace> even on my other fc16 desktop no problem
<WebDragon> TheLegace: it takes time to process all that su-age to be environmentally friendly ? :D |
#307681* (?/33) πOld
<WTF> give me a good name, and ill suck your dick. |
#307679* (?/44) πOld
<mophead> ok, now for cats in boots
<ctburley> yesssss
<rahaeli> BOOTS. CATS. BOOTS. CATS.
<ctburley> LEATHER BOOTSLEATHER BOOTSLEATHER BOOTSLEATHER BOOTS
<rahaeli> leather boots leather boots leather BOOTS. CATS. BOOTS. CATS.
<Afuna> heee proctor it is
<Afuna> beeeees
<ctburley> beeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
<mo phead> oooh! |
#307712* (?/24) πOld
<%Zach> so, Ron Paul/Adolf Hitler 2012?
<DrShenanigans> there's magic in that match
<%Zach> I'm just afraid there's too much demographic overlap
<DrShenanigans> well, hitler can energize the white supremacists while paul solidifies his base of tiny, hateful goblins
<%Zach> he does have a special talent
<%Zach> GOLD
<%Zach> GOOOOLD
<%Zach> I promise every dwarf-lord in their great halls, MORE GOLD!
<DrShenanigans> A vote for me is a vote for the subjugation of all light-dwelling races!
<%Zach> aoon even the forbidden great golden orb in the sky shall be ours
<DrShenanigans> Our horrid claws shall grasp that orb, this is my promise to you dear voters
<%Zach> well, he's got my vote back |
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#307698* (?/34) πOld
<CCKeane> Whoa I need to look up how liquids work
<CCKeane> Because I forgot
<Authorman> The don't wear shirts, yell BROTHER a lot and get their arms grafted to awesome gay men.
<CCKeane> ???? |
#307709* (?/21) πOld
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*** Qsysopr is now known as Bob_work
<Bob_work> heh, well, that's one way to know I've been working on an as400 for far too long |
#307615* (?/19) πOld
6lzFOf just some random thoughtsComment: USA
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#307703* (?/17) πOld
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the officeComment: #prgmr on freenode
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#307715* (?/26) πOld
<MrMooMoo> Gosh I think Im weird.
<MrMooMoo> ¿Agree?
<Cakeness> Your in a fandom where we all love a little girls show about ponies. WE are as weird as it gets X
<Cakeness> XD
<%Kembe> mhmm
<%Kembe> not to meantion...
<%Kembe> !rule i^34
<&LunaBot> Rules of the Internet, section 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.
<MrMooMoo> Well I don't think that part is weird.Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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#307717* (?/23) πOld
<@Tiinka> hey speedk5... wanna be in our support group?
<speedk5> support for what?
<@Tiinka> support group for?
<speedk5> yea, support group for acholoics, computer issues, bed wetting?
<@Tiinka> yea all that!
<speedk5> sweet count me in!
<speedk5> i promise i wont let you down, ill give it my all 100%
<@Tiinka> I promise your life just ask!
<speedk5> well i g2g, good luck with the group, ill check back in a few hours, possible lol |
#307722* (?/18) πOld
<cxreg> "IP address (10.91.6.158) has been recorded with your order for fraud prevention, and to prove the transaction was completed on this computer" <- fail |
#307725* (?/33) πOld
His name is rick santorum
He has no fucking class
He smells like his own foamy discharge
And he TAKES IT IN THE ASS |
#307730* (?/1) πOld
<Stereo> you know you're fucked up when the steam from your vomit melts your earwax |
#307729* (?/3) πOld
[20:30] <Stereo> you know you're fucked up when the steam from your vomit melts your earwax |
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