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#303784* (?/34) πOld
<meander> a truck full of curbs WOULD be the worst thing ever
<Koebi> which is the absolute worst thing that could ever exist
<meander> because i would be behind it and the door would just open and they would start flying out at me
<Koebi> they would just keep coming out like a clown car
<Koebi> until youre completely buried in them, and then they KEEP coming
<Koebi> until there are so many that it makes the earth's gravitational field collapse
<meander> exactly, and thats why it cant ever be allowed to exist XD
<Koebi> and then the world ends and is replaced by a giant, evergrowing pile of curbs that slowly creeps out and overtakes the universe
<Koebi> until the universe expands so much of curbs that IT collapses
<Koebi> creating another big bang
<Koebi> wherein the fundamental building blocks of the universe are replaced with curbs
<meander> i think we discovered how the universe works
<meander> every time the universe advances to the point where a truck full of curbs is possible, its like a god condition override and it collapses in, and reboots
<Koebi> and anticurbs, which we won't discover for several billion years after curbearth is formed
<meander> maybe theres a faulty sector on the part that stores the truck full of curbs modelComment: #equilibrium
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#303800* (?/27) πOld
<TonyTheFox> a pack of bottle rockets are endless fun
<TonyTheFox> until they run outComment: #equilibrium
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#303806* (?/32) πOld
< Dynom> Hm I think d3x has a point, I went wrong with this sooner
< DASPRiD> mh right
< DASPRiD> here's your point, d3x: · |
#303875* (?/29) πOld
<MJ94> Is it possible to dualboot os x and windows 7?
<MJ94> I really wanna play around with Huggle.
<huggle> O_o. |
#304023* (?/29) πOld
<HappyGoLumpy> I read BBC all the time and I always notice that they refer to African Americans as "Blacks".
<HappyGoLumpy> it sounds racist to meComment: the BBC, you say?
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#303864* (?/21) πOld
<~methionine_> Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings
<~methionine_> Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
<~methionine_> Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
<~methionine_> Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
<~methionine_> Master
<~methionine_> Master
<~methionine_> Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
<~methionine_> Master
<~methionine_> Master
<~mach_kernel> methionine_ sounds like the porno i saw last night
<~methionine_> mach_kernel: really? sounds like metallica...
<~mach_kernel> metallica did porn? |
#303945* (?/32) πOld
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: No clue.
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: Come again?
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: _I_ don't know.
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: Maybe...
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: _I_ don't know.
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: You know the answer better than I.
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: Come again?
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: You know the answer better than I.
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: Come again?
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: Maybe...
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: _I_ don't know.
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: The answer is def-- oooh! shiny thing!
CaptainKirk|Mac: @eightball are roflcopters dangerous?
xen: Maybe...
CaptainKirk|Mac: /sigh
CaptainKirk|Mac: Your eightball is broken |
#303736* (?/24) πOld
<+Nick90fsx> Does anyone know here when i can download twilight eclipse as dvd rip ..?
<+hLVEHEART> Nick, I'll ask my girlfriend later. Vagina's know more about twilight then I doComment: warez-bb
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#303799* (?/19) πOld
<XPieter> Anyone remember quemm and the tweak your config and autoexec.bat so you have x entries to choose from?
<theplic> lol
<theplic> no
<theplic> i was a dumb kid
<theplic> wait a minute
<theplic> im still dumb
<theplic> but i do love root beer |
#303960* (?/33) πOld
Rontosh: I'm going to twitter myspace until I bing and google all over your facebook |
#303978* (?/15) πOld
<JadeFrog> I treat my body like a truck stop bathroom
<Iridium> "For a good time call my Kidneys" |
#304010* (?/14) πOld
Brendan : i got my car detailed... and now it doesnt run
Rohan: hahahahahah WHAT?!
Brendan : idk what happened..
Rohan: detailed = mechanical failure?
Rohan: where did you get it detailed?
Brendan : at pleasanton car was
Rohan: okay, then i'm never going there
Brendan : and i paid $350
Rohan: wtf
Brendan : yea
Brendan : i paid money to have my car broken
Rohan: they probably ran off with half of your engine and are selling it for spare parts?
Brendan : quite possible
Brendan : i have to drive home
Rohan: that's pretty messed up
Brendan : and i dont have AAA
Rohan: ask susan to pick you up!
Brendan : im screweed
Brendan : my insuaranse does not cover death from inexperienced maniac dont know what the heck she is doing drivers
Rohan: hahahahahahahaa |
#303988* (?/18) πOld
<g0m> I think they made one for PSX
<Tappipappa> what was it called again?
<g0m> Harmony of dark shadows: Dracula?
<@DragonFogel> Symphony of the Night.
<g0m> I was close. |
#304011* (?/17) πOld
<franz> A few have been taken out for political considerations, such as Adolph in 2001.
<franz> hurricane adolph coming to fuck your shit up |
#304014* (?/31) πOld
tyson: hahaha
tyson: guess what!
ness: what the fuck do you want
tyson: you're still at work
tyson: and i'm not
ness: guess what
ness: tomorrow is my thursday
ness: suck on that metaphorical dick
tyson: well i only have to work 4 days
ness: well i only have to work a total of 2 hours a week because i watch youtube all mothafuckin day
ness: suck on that loverboy
tyson: you win this time batman
ness: 8 : - )
ness: 8 : - )
ness: 8 - ) deal with it |
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#303801* (?/23) πOld
<+PhoenixPyrrhus> because robot asked for pix
<+Jackie> link the red shirt one
<+Jackie> phoenix
==> PhoenixPyrrhus [chatzilla@65-255-77-251.dyn.hsi.pldi.net] killed by irc.420chan.org (Transporter accident) |
#304020* (?/15) πOld
ryandirocco: get me on conf muted, just want to listen to their needs
Gary: they specifically said
Gary: they want you on your knees with mouth open
Gary: idk
ryandirocco: done |
#303853* (?/27) πOld
<Cepheus> ...do it or I will do you. |
#303956* (?/25) πOld
<Sinow> I is sad.
<Sinow> The world is coming to an end
<Sinow> The amount of idiots in the world has risen from 13% to 68%
* B-Rad could've sworn it was higher |
#303869* (?/25) πOld
<Melissa> I like how selective bash.org is, and how qdb isn't
<Melissa> I want to make a comment comparing qdb accepting anything stupid to the special olympics, but that would make me a bitch |
#303979* (?/24) πOld
<PrincessSiski> penis
<xOni> Those two relate somehow
<xOni> so what word should I use to summarise the overall theme of those two events?
<PrincessSiski> penis
<xOni> This is no time for penis, PrincessSiski.
<xOni> THINK.
<PrincessSiski> vag?
<xOni> Use your god damn head you stupid cunt.
<PrincessSiski> yeah
<PrincessSiski> penis
<xOni> Wait...
<xOni> actually.
<xOni> YES
<xOni> PENIS IS CORRECT
<xOni> OMG.
<PrincessSiski> yay
<xOni> The whole play revolves around SEX
<xOni> HYPOCRISY
<xOni> AND MORE SEX.
<xOni> Therefore
<xOni> Sex + Hypocrisy = PENIS |
#303914* (?/13) πOld
<Glenny> theres been an anime club everywhere I've been
<Wes> Actually, I'm not too sure
<Freaky_> I've never heard of them here.
<Glenny> I like them though
<Wes> I know of people that would make one, but I've never heard of them before
<Glenny> its nice when they congregate into one little room for extermination |
#303774* (?/23) πOld
<bcdefgg> Cold0ne, I would brush my teeth with your cock
<bcdefgg> You can only guess what would be the tooth paste |
#303823* (?/20) πOld
<Kyra> but she does have an F cup
<B-Rad> she stores her fat there
<yoshi> xD
<B-Rad> it overflows into the rest of her though
<Kyra> hm
* B-Rad speaks fact
<Kyra> true |
#303928* (?/14) πOld
rich: It's that point in the project when someone says,"hey it's crunch time and you can tell because I am now asking you all if you would like me to order lunch in for everyone" (that just happened here)
jaybill: which is really "I am expensing lunch at no personal cost to me so that you may work without a break."
rich: "What I don't realize is that you will still surf the web while you eat instead of working."
rich: "And I never really specified that this free meal is based on you working."
jaybill: hahahahah
rich <AUTO-REPLY> : Out To Lunch
jaybill: *spit*
jaybill: HaHaHaHaHaHAHaH |
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