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#307659* (?/46) πOld
a vulnerability test, please disregard.Comment: TEST
#307621* (?/34) πOld
< MrMooMoo> I'm scared
< SummerRain> I dunno. o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> o&#729;o
< [BlacklightShining]> …aww…
< SummerRain> o_o
< SummerRain> what
< [BlacklightShining]> …there's a /flip, but no /sideways :/
* Ridayah watches the craziness o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> and o.o backwards is o.o
< [BlacklightShining]> I can't have any fun with it :(
< SummerRain> I can!
< [BlacklightShining]> …on the other hoof, :( backwards is (:
< SummerRain> with.. deh arrowz..
< SummerRain> v-v
< SummerRain> <_<
< SummerRain> >_>
< SummerRain> ^_^
< kilodelta> O_o
< [BlacklightShining]> • Skyrim_Pony_1633 shoots SummerRain in the knee
< SummerRain> OW!
< [BlacklightShining]> • Skyrim_Pony_1633 with an arrow
* SummerRain mutters something nasty..
< SummerRain> dang you, Blackie!
< [BlacklightShining]> … >.>
< [BlacklightShining]> <.< …
-!- Skyrim_Pony_1633 [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has joined #twitterbronies
< SummerRain> Oh dear GOD
< Ridayah> ... oh what in the world
* SummerRain shoots Skyrim_Pony_1633 in the knee before he would anypony else..
< kilodelta> ...well, that was unexpected...
< Skyrim_Pony_1633> …I used to be on #twitterbronies…
< Ridayah> My Little Ponyyyy I used to wonder what friendship could be
-!- Skyrim_Pony_1633 [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has left #twitterbronies ["…and then I took an arrow to the knee."]
< Ridayah> My little Ponyyy until I took an arrow to the knee
< SummerRain> but then you to-dang.
< [BlacklightShining]> :/
< Ridayah> XD
< [BlacklightShining]> … XD
Comment: #twitterbronies on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
#307679* (?/35) πOld
<mophead> ok, now for cats in boots
<ctburley> yesssss
<rahaeli> BOOTS. CATS. BOOTS. CATS.
<ctburley> LEATHER BOOTSLEATHER BOOTSLEATHER BOOTSLEATHER BOOTS
<rahaeli> leather boots leather boots leather BOOTS. CATS. BOOTS. CATS.
<Afuna> heee proctor it is
<Afuna> beeeees
<ctburley> beeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
<mo phead> oooh!
#307609* (?/32) πOld
<brjannc> wow, we went from the six-million-dollar man to adam west Batman to the Beatles.
#307616* (?/30) πOld
ajc: something messed up in billing center?
gws: no, billingcenter is sending lovely, wonderful, refulgent XML
gws: ...none of those adjectives belong in the same sentence as 'XML'
ajc: <comment>
<subject>roflz</subject>
<text>You mean this isn't clear?</text>
</comment>
gws: <?xml version="1.0" ?>
<commentreply> fu </commentreply>
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#307712* (?/19) πOld
<%Zach> so, Ron Paul/Adolf Hitler 2012?
<DrShenanigans> there's magic in that match
<%Zach> I'm just afraid there's too much demographic overlap
<DrShenanigans> well, hitler can energize the white supremacists while paul solidifies his base of tiny, hateful goblins
<%Zach> he does have a special talent
<%Zach> GOLD
<%Zach> GOOOOLD
<%Zach> I promise every dwarf-lord in their great halls, MORE GOLD!
<DrShenanigans> A vote for me is a vote for the subjugation of all light-dwelling races!
<%Zach> aoon even the forbidden great golden orb in the sky shall be ours
<DrShenanigans> Our horrid claws shall grasp that orb, this is my promise to you dear voters
<%Zach> well, he's got my vote back
#307600* (?/27) πOld
<TheBadShepperd> I heard you were going to 'send a formal letter about me to mr_flea'
<TheBadShepperd> Firstly, mr_flea isn't my boss.
<TheBadShepperd> Secondly, what I do in channels is my responsiblity.
<TheBadShepperd> Thirdly, you've got a great case with the evasion just to call me a dick.
<adpaolucci> evasion, of what sorts? When have I evaded your authority?
<TheBadShepperd> When I quieted you, and you rejoined with a different IP.
<adpaolucci> That was to state the fact that you gave no prior warning to the issue at hand
<TheBadShepperd> I don't have to give you a prior warning.
<adpaolucci> and the point of that was the OP's at the time had no problem with my activity in the channel it self
<TheBadShepperd> Thats because they were all *asleep*.
<TheBadShepperd> And I really don't have time to argue, seeing as how the network is splitting every twenty minutes.
<adpaolucci> Then why when i showed the full log to TheBoss he had no problem with my actions at that time
<TheBadShepperd> But if you have a problem with me, you can say so to my face.
<adpaolucci> then why start this conversation with me
<TheBadShepperd> And when you do, I'll tell you I don't care.
<TheBadShepperd> Because having you think you won annoys me.
<adpaolucci> or the thought of me winning annoys you
#307610* (?/25) πOld
[Context: spelling stuff with channel modes]
<~[BlacklightShining]> oh, and there was this one…
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +CAT
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -CoAT Fluttershi
<%Prius> lol
<~[BlacklightShining]> (ignore the +CAT)
<~[BlacklightShining]> (that's just so we have those so I can do the second one)
<~[BlacklightShining]> (I guess I could've done them in a random order, but I didn't think of it :P )
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +ATC
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -CoAT [BlacklightShining]
<&Fluttershi> ...and now i'm a cold, sad, pathetic pegasus, thanks, Blacklight, /real/ helpful...
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +TACo Fluttershi
<~[BlacklightShining]> …that was a total coincidence
<~[BlacklightShining]> I didn't even…uhh…
<~[BlacklightShining]> …well, at least you have a taco now?
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -ATC
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -o Fluttershi
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +CoAT Fluttershi
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -ATC
<&Fluttershi> ...and /now/ you want my taco?! get the hell awat from me, you perv!
<~[BlacklightShining]> there, how's that?
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<~[BlacklightShining]> [00:49:55] [BlacklightShining] sets mode +TACo Fluttershi
<~[BlacklightShining]> that's a /+/TACo Fluttershi :P
<~[BlacklightShining]> also I gave you your coat back :P
• Tavia likes Fluttershi's thinking
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<Tavia> Where did she go
<Tavia> ?
<&Fluttershi> hm?
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +guT-T+eRMiND Eeyup gutter!mind@is.on.again
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -gueRMiND Eeyup gutter!mind@is.on.again
<%Prius> Hey blacklight?
<~[BlacklightShining]> Prius: okay, I'll stop it :P
<%Prius> What does a broken pipe mean?
<%Emmis> LOO
<%Emmis> LOL *
<~[BlacklightShining]> oh :P
<Cakeness> (XD)
<~[BlacklightShining]> also, there's still a cat running around in here >.>
<~[BlacklightShining]> nopony bothered to turn it off <.<
<%Prius> lol
<Tavia> A cat?
<&Fluttershi> you also want my pussy?! wth, BLacklight!
<%Prius> SO
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<Tavia> xD
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +guT-T+eRMiND Eeyup gutter!mind@broughttoyouby.Fluttershi
<Cakeness> Alphonse does.
<%Prius> I assume Berry_Frost's phone like died or something lol
<Tavia> Probably
<%Prius> what does that mean?
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -gueRMiND Eeyup gutter!mind@broughttoyouby.Fluttershi
<%Prius> no RP for like, five hours...\
<%Prius> -.-
<~[BlacklightShining]> -.-
<%Prius> I'M SO BORED!
<Tavia> ^
<Tavia> #Uno?
<~[BlacklightShining]> play around with the modes then :P
<Tavia> o play around with modes
<~[BlacklightShining]> …DON'T MAKE THAT DIRTY >.<
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<~[BlacklightShining]> DAMNIT PONIES
<Tavia> :3
<~[BlacklightShining]> +guT-T+eRMiND yet_again guttermind!thiswas@broughttoyouby.Tavia
<Tavia> ^^
<Tavia> Wait...
<Cakeness> What's gutter?
<Tavia> ><
<&Fluttershi> and i'm moping angrily, pissing off Cakeness being insufferably inaccessable...
<~[BlacklightShining]> oh fail
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +guT-T+eRMiND yet_again guttermind!thiswas@broughttoyouby.Tavia
<~[BlacklightShining]> there :P
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode -gueRMiND yet_again guttermind!thiswas@broughttoyouby.Tavia
• Tavia 6_9
<~[BlacklightShining]> [00:53:30] <~[BlacklightShining]> also, there's still a cat running around in here >.>
<~[BlacklightShining]> [00:53:46] <~[BlacklightShining]> nopony bothered to turn it off <.<
<~[BlacklightShining]> [00:53:56] <&Fluttershi> you also want my pussy?! wth, BLacklight!
<~[BlacklightShining]> that
<~[BlacklightShining]> is guttermind
<&Fluttershi> leave my pussy taco alone already!
<Tavia> e.e
<~[BlacklightShining]> >.<
<~[BlacklightShining]> Fluttershi, cut it out :(
• Tavia eat's Fluttershy's Taco Pussy
<~[BlacklightShining]> …
<%Emmis> ...
<%Emmis> That is... Strongly arousing
• %Emmis suddenly has a sombrero
-!- [BlacklightShining] sets mode +TAI-A is!being@pervy
<&Fluttershi> `o.o
<~[BlacklightShining]> missed the v -.-
<Tavia> :3
Comment: inb4 spelling stff with channel modes is part of Blacklight's-gonna-Blacklight | #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
#307625* (?/25) πOld
<%Prius> ... that doesn't wuite answer my question lol
<~ObsidianBusy> XD
<&Fluttershi> hm?
<~ObsidianBusy> Because I'm a lion? >:3 Rawr?
• &LunaBot starts, whirling around to face ObsidianBusy.
<&LunaBot> DEAR CELESTIA IT'S A LION GET IN THE CARRIAGE!
<&LunaBot> OH SHI—
• Prius is now known as Shi.
<%Shi> Haha
<~ObsidianBusy> -.-
<%Shi> SHe's mine now!
<~ObsidianBusy> you guys failed at understanding the “OH SHI—” thing
<~ObsidianBusy> and you made it all suggestive
<~ObsidianBusy> and now I can't unhear >.<
<%Shi> yes I know
<%Shi> fun isn';t it?
<~ObsidianBusy> :|
<%Shi> >:3
• &LunaBot starts, whirling around to face Shi.
<&LunaBot> DEAR CELESTIA IT'S A LION GET IN THE CARRIAGE!
<&LunaBot> OH SHI—
<%Shi> Yayz ^^
<~ObsidianBusy> :/
<@TehWinged> Loll
Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
#307698* (?/25) πOld
<CCKeane> Whoa I need to look up how liquids work
<CCKeane> Because I forgot
<Authorman> The don't wear shirts, yell BROTHER a lot and get their arms grafted to awesome gay men.
<CCKeane> ????
#307686* (?/36) πOld
testblahblah
#307639* (?/24) πOld
[17:10:58] &#8592; LunaBot left IRC. (Quit: Luna IRC 0.3.5. Praise the goddess of the night.)
[17:11:01] &#8592; MrMooMoo left IRC. (Connection closed)
[17:11:09] &#8594; MrMooMoo joined the channel.
[17:11:09] Luna sets mode +qo MrMooMoo MrMooMoo
[17:11:18] &#8594; LunaBot joined the channel.
[17:11:18] Luna sets mode +ao LunaBot LunaBot
Comment: Timestamps left for context | #MoonAfterDark on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
#307709* (?/18) πOld
*** Qsysopr has joined #pondlife
*** Qsysopr is now known as Bob_work
<Bob_work> heh, well, that's one way to know I've been working on an as400 for far too long
#307717* (?/12) πOld
<@Tiinka> hey speedk5... wanna be in our support group?
<speedk5> support for what?
<@Tiinka> support group for?
<speedk5> yea, support group for acholoics, computer issues, bed wetting?
<@Tiinka> yea all that!
<speedk5> sweet count me in!
<speedk5> i promise i wont let you down, ill give it my all 100%
<@Tiinka> I promise your life just ask!
<speedk5> well i g2g, good luck with the group, ill check back in a few hours, possible lol
#307599* (?/17) πOld
<TheLegace> hi could someone tell me why it takes so long for the su command to work
<EvilBob> Anyone tht can answer your question does
<TheLegace> it takes like 10 sec at least which has never been a problem before
<TheLegace> even on my other fc16 desktop no problem
<WebDragon> TheLegace: it takes time to process all that su-age to be environmentally friendly ? :D
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#307620* (?/23) πOld
<~Dark_Horse> just don't try to take any of my nicks :P
<~Dark_Horse> no /nick BlacklightShining
<~Dark_Horse> :P
• @Fluttershi is curious
<~Dark_Horse> O.o
<~Dark_Horse> wanna try it? :P
<@Fluttershi> i think i’ll try from a dif instance
<~Dark_Horse> XD
<@Fluttershi> i think i know what’ll happen though
<~Dark_Horse> XD
<+Kembe> lol
&#8594; BlacklightShining joined the channel. [BlacklightShining!Fluttershi@Pony-0e0n96.toldoh.ameritech.net]
&#8592; BlacklightShining left IRC. [BlacklightShining!Fluttershi@Pony-0e0n96.toldoh.ameritech.net] (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Dark_Horse!Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria)))
<~Dark_Horse> :3
<Tavia> nice
<@Fluttershi> ghosted
<~Dark_Horse> And that is why you don't take any of my nicks >:3
<~Dark_Horse> because I know how to use Services, beeyatch
<+Kembe> Unfortunately, my real name is still *shudders* Colton...
<jenni> lol
<~Dark_Horse> lol, Kembe
Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
#307715* (?/18) πOld
<MrMooMoo> Gosh I think Im weird.
<MrMooMoo> ¿Agree?
<Cakeness> Your in a fandom where we all love a little girls show about ponies. WE are as weird as it gets X
<Cakeness> XD
<%Kembe> mhmm
<%Kembe> not to meantion...
<%Kembe> !rule i^34
<&LunaBot> Rules of the Internet, section 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.
<MrMooMoo> Well I don't think that part is weird.
Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
#307615* (?/16) πOld
6lzFOf just some random thoughtsComment: USA
#307703* (?/14) πOld
<Peng> Racist. I've dated many perfectly trustworthy robots.
<yonkeltron> Peng: yeah, best to wipe the wd-40 off your whore mouth before coming into the office
Comment: #prgmr on freenode
#307724* (?/7) πOld
<kd7jwc-ag> hello Raggs
<Raggs> howdy
<kd7jwc-ag> what cha doing?
<Raggs> homework
<Raggs> finance
<kd7jwc-ag> i am trying to talk to satellites
<Raggs> ok, talk loud
<lost_soul> lol
<lost_soul> and binary
#307722* (?/9) πOld
<cxreg> "IP address (10.91.6.158) has been recorded with your order for fraud prevention, and to prove the transaction was completed on this computer" <- fail
#307726* (?/2) πOld
<@SilverSkies> huh
<@SilverSkies> >.>
<@BlacklightBusy> …?
<@SilverSkies> I got some air bags in a package
<@SilverSkies> Wasn't aware that air could be delivered
Comment: #fuck on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
#307725* (?/7) πOld
His name is rick santorum
He has no fucking class
He smells like his own foamy discharge
And he TAKES IT IN THE ASS
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