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#102842 (9/91) πOld
<@Biomech> op3r, redpriest owns textfiles.com?
<@ProtocoLD> does it matter ?
<@Biomech> yes
<@jonl> why?
<@Biomech> it's like when Nikon finds out Crash Override was Zero Cool |
#103122 (8/104) πOld
<@Rjx> time is on my back
<@Rjx> twelve-winged demon with a million penises
<@Rjx> can't stop or it'll fuck meComment: #geekissues
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#62544 (7/331) πOld
<bizzy> hep which wacom tablet should i get
<bizzy> alternately do you have one to give me
<hep> the biggest one
<acidjazz> hep waddya use it for?
<hep> everything
<bizzy> ok so its like dildo shopping
<bizzy> now i got itComment: #bantown
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#307733* (?/16) πOld
<Rolo> I should be in charge of the world
<Rolo> Set this shit straight
<Caaz> I have a feeling beheadings would be a normal thing.
<Rolo> That's because they would be
<Rolo> It would be a utopia for little girls, and hell on Earth for idiots and assholes
<Lord-Harlot> I shall follow you to the ends of the earth Rolo
<Lord-Harlot> you have my axe
<Ancalagon> I don't know how much little girls really enjoy getting fucked senseless.
<Caaz> They love it, you can tell by their body, disregard their words.
<Caaz> Trust me, I'm a doctor.
<Ancalagon> Damnit Jim. I'm a paedophile, not a doctor. |
#307735* (?/12) πOld
<RainbowFactory> omg i love this song
<RainbowFactory> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Sellyme> Track 2 was my favourite of his work. |
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#307731* (?/15) πOld
<Amadiro> RumpledElf, according to that definition, my markov-chain based chatbot spouting random phrases combined from previous messages it recollects from its database is probably more sentient than most actual human IRC users.
<Amadiro> aib, it usually ended up pretty much just spouting out sentences it heard previously to other people at a later point. Additionally I ran some simple regexpes over the output.
<Amadiro> That caused some hilarious conversations like the bot arguing with some guy whether it's "slipknot" or "slipgnot" (replaced all k's with g's)
<Amadiro> aib, we also fed it the bible, all 7 harry potter books, various pornographic novels and Karl Marx' "Das Kapital" later on, with brilliant results.
<aib> add a Hitler biography and you've got an Internet discussion generatorComment: ##programming@irc.freenode.net
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#307734* (?/12) πOld
snowfox: Honestly I'm starting to think pretty much everything run by humans is doomed to varying levels of corruption, and the best case scenarios are where the corruption is relatively harmless.
TheHuman has entered the room
karykei: .......
snowfox: SPEAK OF THE DEVIL
Voices: **slow fucking clap** |
#307738* (?/12) πOld
<Buck> I'm still playing daggerfall
<Buck> I decided I can't get skyrim until I've talked to every npc in the game |
#32123 (3/217) πOld
<Sir^Mokie> Jason: you use undernet?
<Jason> i don't ircComment: SearchIRC
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#33002 (3/225) πOld
<magick_2> proxies with winsock... anyhone?
<BoDePlOt> no thanks
<OnErr0r> I'm trying to cut downComment: #VisualBasic on EFNet
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#307730* (?/17) πOld
<Stereo> you know you're fucked up when the steam from your vomit melts your earwax |
#6039 (2/285) πOld
<The_Freak> Jon's job sounds too much like a gay porn plot. I mean, come on, can you picture it? Jon pulling up in his bangin Taurus with the Jay-Z all the way up, rolling up to the Rutgers gay frat house and lysping "Hey boys, I brought the sausage!"...then when he was done, he'd say with crusted lips "Thanks for the tips!" |
#86 (-98/5741) πOld
<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!! |
#30411 (2/348) πOld
<E_Kewl-i> Why dose the bottom of bash.org have all nigger jokes?
<Termite> they go by economical status |
#32083 (2/260) πOld
<[gogo-analMAYHEM]theoFOX> does anyone else have really ugly friends, or am I the only one? pm me |
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#32227 (2/362) πOld
<gloone> i never lie
<gloone> to males |
#32399 (2/284) πOld
<wild> time to go have sex with alyssa
<wild> cya
<BlackDeth> <translation> my mom just told me i have to take a shower because i smell funny :(
<wild> translation: lame humour attempt |
#32502 (2/274) πOld
<DrMax> yay
<DrMax> dollaraclip
<voider> ?? yay
<wisebot> voider: yay -> spontaneous expression of joy |
#32699 (2/306) πOld
<r0bt3k> i watched all the tng back when u were swinging in your daddys testicals
<modulator> r0b remembers that vividly as the testicles were swinging against his chinComment: tng => Star Trek The Next Generation
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#32961 (2/482) πOld
<herbman> man i forgot how much this album kinda sucksComment: #ramen
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#3721 (3/376) πOld
<boog> paedophilia is okay, as long as the kid is dead |
#307612 (84/108) πOld
* Schrodinger has joined #chat
<Remus> How's your cat, Schrodinger
<Schrodinger> I'm not too sure.
<Schrodinger> I'm afraid to check. |
#118151 (20415/23717) πOld
(+ware) I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and
(+ware) slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo
(+ware) stressed and life seems to get funny?
(+ware) Well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car,
(+ware) looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
(+ware) So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"... and
(+ware) THAT'S when the fight started . . |
#300988 (3395/3667) πOld
<massacre> Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend?
<Rosti_LFC> you could ask me something as a complete stranger, but go ahead
<massacre> Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked her?
<Rosti_LFC> errr....
<Rosti_LFC> ask her yourself?
<massacre> no fucking way until I get a second opinion
<Daz> dude she's in the channel
<massacre> no she isn't
<Rosti_LFC> yeah she is mate, look up
<Rosti_LFC> she got op'd yesterday
<massacre> fuck
<massacre> PLAN B
<massacre> spam the channel
<massacre> with text
<massacre> so it goes
<Audia> hi
<massacre> off her scrollback
<Rosti_LFC> ahaha
<massacre> FUCK
* massacre has quit (PLAN C!!!)
<Audia> I'm going to go install Windows 7 right now
<Audia> so I'll be offline for a bit
<Audia> if he gets the balls to come back in here in the meantime tell him the answer is yes
<Rosti_LFC> rofl
* Audia has quit (QUIT)
<Rosti_LFC> that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right there
<Daz> Oh man, I wish I could fuck up asking a girl out that badly and still succeed |
#63513 (92/336) πOld
<RMD> hulk hogan is apparently gonna be there.
<Diddgery> hulk hogan !?!?!?!?!
<Terusama> why would Hulk Hogan be at a Pokemon festival o.o
<Terusama> that's weird
<Diddgery> POKEMON TRAINER HULK HOGAN wants to fight!!
<Apophis> He probably thinks he gets to beat the hell out of them himself.
<Diddgery> HULK HOGAN sent out HULKHOGAN
<Diddgery> HULKHOGAN used BODY SLAM
<Diddgery> It's super-effective!
<RMD> MEGA PUNCH
<RMD> GLARE
<RMD> SUBMISSION
<RMD> uh
<Diddgery> haha perfect |
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