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#307637 (21/75) πOld
<Knack> i've just had someone from newcastle trying to say 8 A A over the phone
<Knack> took about 5 attempts until i understood him
<ZoFreX> eight alpha alpha
<ZoFreX> what's the problem :P
<retrominge> Knack: eeeet, eeeee, eeeee?
<retrominge> :D
<Knack> sounded like he was saying hay hay hayComment: #reddit-uk
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#307624 (103/127) πOld
<Jargon> We don't HAVE BEer pong here in Belgium
<Jargon> The idea that you can somehow "Win" at drinking is purely an American thing
<Quantum_Meddler> So you don't have drinking games there?
<Jargon> no
<Jargon> well
<Jargon> actually yes
<Jargon> there is one
<Jargon> You may have heard of it
<Jargon> It's called "going out and getting laid" |
#300794 (2398/2602) πOld
<Nub> Can someone explain to me how cells divide?
<K4rli> o
<K4rli> 0
<K4rli> 8
<K4rli> oo |
#303847 (420/460) πOld
<Artifice> the cat experiment was a counter example created by heisenberg himself, to prove some guys were being stupid
<Artifice> Sadly, the stupid guys were "That's awesome!"
<Artifice> Oh, it was Schrodinger. Whoops
<ZorbaTHut> heisenberg's cat is the one that's either running frantically around a room at unknown velocity, or sleeping, somewhere, but you don't know where.
<Artifice> So, just a regular fucking cat
<ZorbaTHut> Yeah pretty much. |
#188970 (1523/1711) πOld
<G-Flex> I was stealing wifi once and got into the people's router and I just like
<G-Flex> wound up upgrading their firmware |
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T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
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#56901 (15653/17775) πOld
<glowsun> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<glowsun> and got mauled
<glowsun> and people were talking about how there should have been better defenses put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<glowsun> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<glowsun> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in |
#56396 (580/652) πOld
<predation> so I'm at work and this kid rings the bell on the counter RIGHT behind me
<predation> the kid goes "SORRY" when I turn around
<predation> kid's mom goes "sorry isn't an excuse when you do something stupid on purpose"
<predation> i'm putting it on a t-shirt |
#307592 (60/76) πOld
<flotwig> non-computer people ask what you like to do
<flotwig> just say "oh, i'm in the php scene"
<flotwig> they'll think you're doing drugs or some shit
<arpad> "poor guy, he can't even spell pcp" |
#307718* (?/19) πOld
[Leftie] My password is password protected, but i leave it unlocked 24/7 once i've logged in initially.
[Leftie] my password is password protected
[Leftie] what the fuck
[Leftie] ENGAGE THE BRAIN FOX. |
#299631 (812/954) πOld
<skywalker> hi
<sexiann> hey
<skywalker> how are you?
<sexiann> luke, i need to tell you something
<skywalker> what is it babe?
<sexiann> i know i should probably say this 2 you face-2-face, but im nervous
<sexiann> we've been going out 4 a while now
<sexiann> and things hav been going gr8
<skywalker> yeah
<sexiann> and i think
<sexiann> i think...
<sexiann> i <3 u
<skywalker> i...
<skywalker> i don't understand
<skywalker> you can't have inequalities with imaginary numbers
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#302359 (26/54) πOld
<st0rmb0x> I had an ass cannon moment
<Ka1enov> LOL
<st0rmb0x> You know when you're on the shitter and you just fart but you don't realise you shat 12 feet of shit in half a second
<Ka1enov> yeah man
<Ka1enov> and then when you wipe
<Ka1enov> theres nothing
<Ka1enov> youre are like what the fuck
<st0rmb0x> lol, yeah man, these things are deadly, what if you were to shit down a balcony, i bet you'd be able to break car windshields
<st0rmb0x> Or snipe someone with a turd
<Ka1enov> and walk away with no evidence
<st0rmb0x> The police are like, what the fuck, there's shit everywhere and that guy has a hole in the head
<Ka1enov> and your ass is clean! |
#303354 (57/99) πOld
<Jilt> what language do gnomes speak o_O
<Jilt> gnomish?
<Captain_Zeros> it gave me common and elvis
<Jilt> you speak in elvis?
<sney> uh-huh, thankyouverymuch |
#307727* (?/13) πOld
<Moose> <Namelesswonder> Up with Communism
<Moose> this is why we cant have nice things |
#61180 (2931/3213) πOld
* Joins: redryan_
<Trinexx> ryan! :D
<Trinexx> dude, where you been at?
<redryan_> man, I have no fucking idea. I went outside to get the mail, next thing I know I've got a job and a social life |
#55637 (1016/1122) πOld
<Immortal> Yesterday my dad was yelling at me and said, "You're going to respect your mother you son of a bitch."
<Immortal> Then he hit me for laughing. |
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T-Shirt Hell: Talk Nerdy to Me
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#31826 (111/281) πOld
<Dj|Work> If you don't have a console, the only thing you'll know of is MotoGP
<oPless> why does pizza just go straight through me ?
<chise`> I haven't had a cup of tea or hot chocolate in 2 days!
<Dj|Work> Quick! Non-sequiter boy! To the rescue! |
#31751 (178/326) πOld
<benapp> well Pnther instlled without hitch
<benapp> except Softwre updte keeps killing my '' key
<benapp> I'll let you guess which key I men
<benapp> since I cn't exctly type one
<benapp> oky now THAT is fucked up: I cn type A CAPTIAL A just fine
<benapp> but not A lowercAse one
<benapp> so now I cAn look like one of those dipshits WiTH tHE rAnDOm cAPiTAlizATioN
<benapp> OkAy, Ben is VERY confused
<benapp> my A key works FINE when AuthenticAting to wAke up from sleep
<benapp> BUT
<benapp> it won't work Anywhere else
<benapp> AnywAy, I cAn see you're not there...lAter! |
#31333 (161/397) πOld
<C> l22r
<C> er. l33t. |
#31256 (9009/11849) πOld
<pronstar``afk> my kazaa preformed an illegal opperation
<cCCPehlet`> isn't that what kazaa is designed to do? |
#31248 (266/480) πOld
<Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned about other teenagers who are using these products as masturbation aids. |
#307676* (?/34) πOld
Phillip: haha i like the "accidentally the whole thing" joke you put in there
You: thanks
Phillip: you that from me though
You: i didn't that from you
Phillip: you totally that from me
You: no way, i that from the internet
Phillip: i up with accidentally the whole thing
You: you did NOT up with the accidentally the whole thing
Phillip: its true, but the first time i it, i was so hard
Phillip: ... ahem |
#307675* (?/35) πOld
<kokoretsi>downloaded a 1925 film and spent 5 minutes looking for subs. I then realise it's a silent film :| |
#9152 (210/394) πOld
<Wampa> Screw the little children of the world
<Falcon24> ok
<ROFISH> he didn't mean that literally falc |
#17344 (178/308) πOld
<homeslice> <Arbo> I'm making a personal call to tell someone I'll be working through lunch, and I get fired for it.
<kitten> A PERSONAL CALL
<kitten> YOU MONSTER
<kitten> YOU SHOULD BE HANGED
<homeslice> He's going to hell now.
<homeslice> That's like the 14th commandment.
<homeslice> On the tablet that Moses broke.
<kitten> I think the 11th was "Thou Shalt Not Pay A Lot For A Muffler". |
#307660* (?/30) πOld
<~`BlacklightShining> I am such a troll, lol
<~`BlacklightShining> so I wrote a little shell script and crontab entry…the script kills Adobe Flash every five seconds, the crontab entry launches the script when the computer boots
<~`BlacklightShining> so I called up Apple tech support pretending to not know what to do…“I can't play YouTube videos!”
<%Enms> Haha.
<%Enms> What do they say?
<~`BlacklightShining> so far, we've rebooted the computer several times, “reinstalled” Flash—even though it was never /un/installed…
<%Trixter> lol
<~`BlacklightShining> and now we're at the reinstall-the-OS stage
<~`BlacklightShining> stupid connection; it'll take four hours, so I got a case ID and will call the guy back
<~`BlacklightShining> they had to get a Senior Advisor on the line, too, 'cause nopony understands UNIX anymore XD
<%Enms> o:
<~`BlacklightShining> I know, right?
<%Enms> Hahah XD
<~`BlacklightShining> and so I kept muting the phone so I could crack up XD
<%Enms> But what do you want to get from them ? Just trollage ?
<~`BlacklightShining> this is hilarioius
• ~`BlacklightShining shrugs
<%Enms> Lol
<%Enms> Poor guys
<%Enms> They're probably panicking
<~`BlacklightShining> I'm testing the Apple tech support! lol
<%Enms> Haha
<%Trixter> do they suck!
<%Trixter> ?
<~`BlacklightShining> but I recently had to dual-boot with Snow Leopard, and that wiped out the Recovery HD…so reinstalling Lion was going to happen anyway XD
<~`BlacklightShining> wiped out the Recovey HD due to a bug *
<~`BlacklightShining> Trixter: no, they're actually the best tech support I know
<~`BlacklightShining> but nopony understands UNIX stuff anymore :P
<~`BlacklightShining> I think I scared the guy when I read the sudo warning out to him
<~`BlacklightShining> 'course, I use sudo all the time, so it won't give /me/ the warning…had to stall a sec (“What's Terminal?”) while I switched over to the guest account so I could get the warning and read it to him XDComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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