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#15433 (1/256) πOld
<EmSea> anyone here live in cincinnati?
<|TIA|PoP> nope
<|TIA|PoP> not i
<EmSea> was i talking to you |
#3871 (1/199) πOld
<crapple> i'd fuck a man for a gay.com vhost |
#11 (-295/5436) πOld
<dazz:#cdr> its it possible to read half a disk at a time, eg, i have a small hd, can i read 300 mb, burn it, and the do the another 300 mb, and som on, eg on a psx game |
#60 (-590/5514) πOld
*** EtherMan sets mode: +oo DigDug prysuxirl |
#32755 (1/397) πOld
<mrWoot> porn = getting old |
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#32798 (1/299) πOld
[Bengannn] my dad came home drunk, he was like "are you still playing the fucking computor, boy?" i was like "hell yeah" and he cut the internet cable :(
[Bengannn] i was like "wtf"
[Bengannn] and he said "if you feel like play the computor you can shove this up your ass" then he showed me how to do itComment: bad flashbacks in #tekheads
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#33273 (1/327) πOld
<@Hibiki> its not how a woman looks on the outside
<@Hibiki> its how good they are in bed |
#3812 (2/247) πOld
ù MrP- slaps AlterAFK around a bit with his slapping thingy |
#307586 (51/87) πOld
<doctor_pork> D'
<hollyfax> you began to cry
<hollyfax> but both your eyes disappeared
<hollyfax> or
<hollyfax> asian pirate
<doctor_pork> was that a haiku |
#307553 (71/101) πOld
<@hackess> I keep losing my tea
<@Novice> hackess: That sounds like the English version of losing one's shit |
#307161 (50/72) πOld
<jwgoerlich> As an aside, I get concerned when my wife says "let me set the mood with music" ...
<jwgoerlich> And then proceeds to play the Impossible Mission theme song. |
#307729* (?/19) πOld
[20:30] <Stereo> you know you're fucked up when the steam from your vomit melts your earwax |
#305330 (1043/1167) πOld
<Hadley> PONY WANNA SEE MY DICK
<Pony> no, hadley. I am strictly in the vagina business
<Hadley> Pony: you should consider expanding your market! i have some brochures about the penis market, if you'd like
<Pony> why have more penis if you already have one yourself
<Pony> it's like buying a second iphone. it's pointless and not usefull
<Hadley> Pony: like the iphone, a penis lacks multitasking, which is where investing in multiples comes in handy
<Pony> then it's still overkill, hadley. the second one should be an ipad or ipod in that case
<Hadley> Pony: so... if i get the analogy correctly... you're only interested in a penis if it's twice as big as your current one?
<Pony> yes
<Hadley> THEN HAVE I GOT GREAT NEWS FOR YOU |
#300704 (1493/1647) πOld
<ebert4> i dun thnk th assinments in 4 2moro
<kajx> lol kk
<kajx> i ws lik shiting myslef
<Scrawl> The English language is dead at your feet, blood leaking from the chainsaw wounds in its chest as you ejaculate over its mangled corpse.
<ebert4> wtf dud |
#307612 (84/108) πOld
* Schrodinger has joined #chat
<Remus> How's your cat, Schrodinger
<Schrodinger> I'm not too sure.
<Schrodinger> I'm afraid to check. |
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#307481 (269/349) πOld
<Sebas> butts
<Erasmus> butts
<Sebas> butts
<Erasmus> butts
<Erasmus> Sometimes I feel like we're not using the Internet to its full potential. |
#307736* (?/8) πOld
<Kyle873> I understand
<Kyle873> there's like, 7 of me
*** Server connection lost
<Kyle873_> ok
<Kyle873_> the timing there is fucking flawless |
#307724* (?/18) πOld
<kd7jwc-ag> hello Raggs
<Raggs> howdy
<kd7jwc-ag> what cha doing?
<Raggs> homework
<Raggs> finance
<kd7jwc-ag> i am trying to talk to satellites
<Raggs> ok, talk loud
<lost_soul> lol
<lost_soul> and binary |
#307725* (?/33) πOld
His name is rick santorum
He has no fucking class
He smells like his own foamy discharge
And he TAKES IT IN THE ASS |
#42 (-833/5667) πOld
<da_spork> ill give you the honor of having my first quote |
#138889 (-1328/4008) πOld
Raycaster : I thought you hated poetry?
Nightripper: Poetry? Here's some poetry:
Nightripper: Roses are red.
Nightripper: Violets are blue.
Nightripper: Shut the fuck up,
Nightripper: Or I'll assrape you.
Nightripper: Enjoy. |
#3698 (1/213) πOld
<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4 more months before i go home...
<Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards caffeine.
<Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh? |
#302257* (?/32) πOld
[13:10] <satsu> D:
[13:10] <satsu> i just found the word "plenty" spelt "prenty" in a script.
[13:10] <satsu> twice. D:
[13:10] <Chojin> sats
[13:10] <Chojin> sats
[13:10] <Chojin> wait
[13:10] <Chojin> you're not sats
[13:10] <Chojin> you fucking imposter
[13:10] <Chojin> go die go die and eat rat poison
[13:11] <satsu> yes i am >:T
[13:11] <Chojin> :O
[13:11] <Chojin> then who am I
[13:11] <Chojin> WHATS MY NAME YOU ENGLISH BITCHER
[13:11] <Chojin> thought so
[13:11] <Chojin> you aren't sats
[13:11] <satsu> it was something fairly poncy-sounding.
[13:11] <satsu> possibly ending in murphy.
[13:11] <Chojin> !
[13:11] * Chojin kisses you on the lips
[13:11] <Chojin> where the fuck you been |
#300391 (3393/3685) πOld
<dessin> I got a spam email about a week back that slipped through my filter
<dessin> usually they don't get through, I get maybe one or two every year
<dessin> so I open up the headers and it turns out there's a yahoo account as the reply-to
<dessin> figured it's a long shot but I emailed it saying "stop sending me spam, asshole"
<dessin> turns out this guy is a complete dumbass and actually put his real email in the reply to - emails me back saying "fuck you, I'll spam who I want" and asking how I got his email and shit
<iggi> lol
<dessin> so I checked the headers again and found the IP that the email was sent from
<dessin> did a geoip lookup and got a pretty specific location in london, and found the local exhange from google maps
<dessin> and it was kinda out of the way in london so the exchange maybe covered 600 houses or so
<dessin> so I print off like 1000 leaflets saying "there is a spammer in your area, if you have any information please forward it to the police" and stuff
<dessin> took a train to london, two bus changes to the area
<iggi> wtf hahaha
<dessin> went round and posted the leaflets through every house in the area
<dessin> anyway this morning I get an email from the guy asking how I found his house and begging me not to tell the police
<iggi> ROFL HAHAHAHAHA!!
<iggi> massive overkill man
<dessin> I fucking hate spam :P |
#197259 (1930/2128) πOld
datagram: Hey
janelle: im janelles sister, im 16
janelle: she's away
datagram: Well hello there
datagram: Are you young and impressionable?
janelle: she warned me about you already |
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