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#300995* (?/34) πOld
<^_^> I'm not really here, I just peered in
<Wenzor> peer :O
* Wenzor sighs
<nvidhive> Hey!!
<nvidhive> WHO YOU CALLING A PEER!??
* nvidhive glares at Wenzor
<Wenzor> you
<Wenzor> you sir are a peer
<Wenzor> NOW SUCK IT DRY
<nvidhive> :(
<nvidhive> if I'm a peer.. then you're a filthy MAGGOT
<Wenzor> :D
<Wenzor> i've always wanted to be white. |
#301061* (?/28) πOld
Hello official-blizzard! :D
I see that some damn no-good smelly rascals have broken into my account again! =o
I totally trust you for not being some fraudulent company trying to get my account data, so here it is:
* First and Surname: Nikola Tesla
* Date of birth: 10 juli 1856
* Address: 481 Eighth Avenue
* Zip code: New York, NY 10001
* Phone number: (212) 971-0101
* Country: The wonderful United states of America!
* Account e-mail: Teslacoil@Izapu[dot]com
* Account name: Teslacoil56
* Account password: Icanhaxorlol
* Secret Question and Answer: If you're still reading, then you really are retarded :D
Ok I hope that this helped!
Now quick get those humbugs off me account! Go with the wind my friends!
2009/12/24 WoWAccountAdmin@blizzard[dot]com <WoWAccountAdmin@blizzard[dot]com>
An investigation of your World of Warcraft account has produced evidence that the account has been accessed by someone who is not allowed to use it.
According to the Terms of Use and our In-Game Policies, you may not share the Account or the Login Information with anyone.
Further investigation of this account's application may result in the account being disabled Permanently.
You should confirm that you are the original owner of the account by replying to this email with:
Use the following template below to verify your account and information via email.
* First and Surname
* Date of birth
* Address
* Zip code
* Phone number
* Country
* Account e-mail
* Account name
* Account password
* Secret Question and Answer
Show * Please enter the correct information
Please be sure to review the information below to help prevent future security issues:
Account compromises are usually the result of the registered player of the account sharing his or her login information or playing on a computer that has a virus.
Please remember that it is your responsibility to keep your login information confidential. Any account that is registered to your name may not be shared with anyone.
Regards,
Account Administration
Blizzard Entertainment
www[dot]worldofwarcraft[dot]comComment: Wow wan't my password...
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#301115 (6/230) πOld
<Indogutsu> Oh, funny thing I saw at Publix a week or two ago. You know those magazines in the checkout line?
<Indogutsu> One of them was a women's magazine with two rather contradictory headlines on the cover: "Party like Paula Deen this Christmas!" and "Lose 20 pounds by the New Year!" |
#301118* (?/33) πOld
surfishseasummer
if you had the excuse that u were totally high or wasted and no one would hold it against u, what (or who lol) would u do?
tiffry7
LOL
ilikeanime12
if I was totally high or wasted?
mmmpattycakes
XD
ilikeanime12
or if I could get totally high or wasted?
surfishseasummer
either or
ilikeanime12
well
I would get drunk off my ass
surfishseasummer
then what?
ilikeanime12
then
NO
wait
I know
I would take a bit of LSD
mdidget
.________.
ilikeanime12
and then I would play Katamari Damacy
surfishseasummer
he's planned this
baha
ilikeanime12
then the game would make sense
mdidget
lol
i love katamariComment: would be an interesting experience
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#301241* (?/20) πOld
griff: What was the funny moment, as well as the human warmth of routed home will enter
vinf hazumi: huh? please type
griff: My brother is mitaking random noise
griff: SEnters you have a civil actionorry it's not the computer's fault
griff: JESUS less than a long line ofAAARON GO AWAY
vinf hazumi: HAHA
vinf hazumi: /me diesComment: voice recognition
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#301317* (?/42) πOld
[10:09] <dingdong> buga ?
[10:10] <dingdong> buga... : what now ?
[10:10] <dingdong> im in fastboot...
[10:11] <BUGabundo_work> dingdong: please use nick autocomplete, or i'll lose your replies
[10:11] <BUGabundo_work> dingdong: no need to be in fastboot
[10:11] <dingdong> ehm... hoe ?
[10:11] <BUGabundo_work> just do a regular boot
[10:11] <BUGabundo_work> and use flashrec version 1.1.2
[10:12] <dingdong> nick /autocomplete
[10:12] == dingdong has changed nick to autocomplete
[10:12] <autocomplete> hmm
[10:12] <autocomplete> buga : then what ? I have had problems getting adb to work under 1.6.. but the telephone is rooted as i had put another image on before
[10:13] * BUGabundo_work slaps the crap out of autocomplete
[10:13] <BUGabundo_work> dude u are stupid
[10:13] <autocomplete> buga : but i managed to send a root and run some commands on flashing ra 1.5.2 image but i cant boot into it
[10:14] <BUGabundo_work> i didnt say for u to change your nick
[10:14] <BUGabundo_work> but to autocomplete MY nickComment: #cyanogenmod
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#301798* (?/24) πOld
<JiminyJew> Blei: OK...upgraded libpng from a different repository and now firefox works :|
<Blei> JiminyJew: time to get a new mirror ;)
<demantik> one you dont look so ugly in
<ElTimo> OH SNAP!Comment: #archlinux on freenode
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#302055* (?/39) πOld
<CyrixLord> is alice in wonderland out
<CStubing> is the gay porn version out yet?
<CStubing> Alec in Bonerland?
<jey> CStubing: you'd be the one to ask
<CStubing> jey: considering that I was the one asking, that makes little sense.
<Kniht> I figured it was shameless self-promotion
<CStubing> hmm.. I liked it better when you guys just told me my jokes sucked. |
#302070* (?/32) πOld
<Hellsadvocate> that's not all. You know that harry potter chick? Hermoine?
<Hellsadvocate> She's going to Columbia
<Hellsadvocate> You gotta admit, she's smart and hot tho
<Mellie> yeah, i mean, she's not bad
<Mellie> i don't really like skinny broads though; if i'm going to waste my time with chicks i want tits and ass
<Hellsadvocate> i don't like, super skinny girls.
<mooshie> and hair
<Hellsadvocate> I like a little curve.
<Mellie> right, i mean, curves are p necessary
<Polish> I prefer a girl as skinny as possible without any rib cages or bones showing thru skin = perfect
<Hellsadvocate> yeah, that's generally the "curve" bit
<Polish> yup Emma Watson is a fucking babe
<Jewel> Her eyebrows are hideous
<Polish> she wears cute as fuck underwear
<Polish> let me find
<Hellsadvocate> She's got the "next door neighbor" girl thing goin on. And she's 19. legal.
<Jewel> I wonder if she waxes or plucks themComment: #chat on rizon
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#303373* (?/27) πOld
Jordan: BTW
Jordan: Last commercial beta: The Lion King
Jenna: ew
Jenna: double penetration rules
Jordan: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?
Jenna Sutton: IT DOESNT HAVE TO
Jenna: >:-(
Jenna: DO NOT QUESTION IT
Jordan: Forgive me, boxxy :-(
Jenna: ...
Jenna: Goodbye.Comment: AWWWW YEAAHHHH
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#117767* (?/17) πOld
Just wanted to say helloComment: Just wanted to say hello
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#119091 (3/407) πOld
eric: how mad did you get when you found out the underground railroad wasn't underground
eric: or a railroad
eric: im just saying
pat: yeah... |
#138397 (3/491) πOld
<kn0thing> THIS IS RANDALL MUNROE I'VE TAKEN OVER ALEXIS'S KEYBOARD
<kn0thing> Okay, now that I have control of reddit, what should I do with it?
<kn0thing> I think I'll just set up a redirect to Digg. |
#153523* (?/65) πOld
Godzilla941: offical name for the wheely cart is Scope-Mobile
Geeky1: sounds like the Weinermobile's cousin that got into the oral hygiene business
Godzilla941: lol. you used weiner and oral in the same sentence and it had nothing to do with sexComment: Scope as in oscillo...
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#153695* (?/33) πOld
Turtle joined the chat room.
<Turtle> I am looking for the grandmothers
<Turtle> Where are they
<Brushwell> Looking for some sweaty cold meat?
<Brushwell> Hanging down like Rosie O'Donnell's ballsack?
<Turtle> Viagra for everyone! |
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#154273* (?/41) πOld
<goose> what's she going to spain for?
<GP-Ryan|work> teaching
<GP-Ryan|work> she wants to teach spanish
<GP-Ryan|work> i want her to go to law school instead
<goose> why's that?
<GP-Ryan|work> so I can stay at home and drink beer and play video games
<goose> hahahahaha
<GP-Ryan|work> nah, not really
<goose> I'd hope not
<GP-Ryan|work> I'd do that and work on GamePlasma.com tooComment: irc.chatspike.net #forumplasma
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#170624* (?/27) πOld
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<Ttty> FR33 B33r!
<@Mikta> FR33 B33R!
*Ttty has been kicked by @Mikta (Reason: I ment K1|<c damnit! ) |
#241021* (?/29) πOld
16:46 chully the person my brother bought it from didnt know if it had 4w
16:46 YakMan YESSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss
16:46 YakMan heh it is easy to test
16:46 YakMan put the wheels on the grass and FLOOR IT
16:46 YakMan have someone watch!
16:46 YakMan hilarity will ensue either way!
16:46 chully there is no grass in japan!!!
16:47 YakMan damn rly?
16:47 YakMan I thought you lived in the milk region
16:47 chully not that i can see
16:47 YakMan what do the cows eat?
16:47 chully rice
16:47 YakMan wtf? |
#250781* (?/21) πOld
helf2: ive seen awesome abuses of the old ADB bus :P
helf2: ADB apparently pumps out enough voltage to run usb devices. so 5v .5a it seems...
adb: who , me ? is not me sorry
DeadYak: haha
*geist charges off of adb |
#280369* (?/29) πOld
* ZidaneT has a hardcore reputation with the local kids. i once punched a 14 year old girl in the face, dragged her down the street by her hair, and threw her out into oncoming traffic on the main road. |
#282456* (?/25) πOld
PolyMon: LOL and i'm not even kidding, this is quote for quote what i told her:
PolyMon: "Alright listen, i'm gonna buy you a sex doll, one of those that talk and say "I'm getting an orgasm =D", and i'm gonna write in big letters "MOM" across it, and i'm gonna give it to you =D"
redct: And her mom just died, right?
PolyMon: lol yup
redct: well damnComment: mentioned person actually smiled at this
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#294483* (?/25) πOld
<sanyd> sandy
<sanyd> how can i change my nick in the chat?
<esteele> sanyd: /nick newnick
<sanyd> :O
<sanyd> :o
<sanyd> mmmm
<sanyd> do you see my newnick? nooo really
<sanyd> i can't do it
<sanyd> :(
<sanyd> :'(Comment: #plone on freenode
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#294606* (?/25) πOld
<Gigantic> Oh, my first job was in KFC... I lasted 2 weeks
<Gigantic> my mom was like... you have to know what money costs... man they all abuse of people
<basilisk> kfc uses macixans
<Gigantic> heh
<basilisk> maxicans
<Gigantic> don't fix it |
#294770 (3/333) πOld
<LJB> get petrol, thats got the good alcohol
<Lord Adam> Dude
<Lord Adam> Petrol is like 10% alcohol
<Lord Adam> Max
<Lord Adam> Hmm
<Lord Adam> That's more than beer... |
#294779* (?/29) πOld
Kodan882: I shall now commence annoying you for no reason.
Kodan882: Linux sucks.
Kokushoku Karasu: Why does it suck?
Kodan882: Microsoft rules.
Kodan882: Open source is a ripoff.
Kokushoku Karasu: Uhm... oxymoron.
Kokushoku Karasu: MS ripped off far more people than Torvalds/Stallman ever did.
Kodan882: You better watch out, you better not cry, better not pout I'm telling you why!
Santa Claus is coming to town!
He's making a list and checking it twice! Gonna find out who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town!!
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. So be good for goodness sake! Oh you better watch out, you better not cry! Better not pout I'm telling you why! Santa Claus is coming to town!!
Kodan882: Told you.
Kokushoku Karasu: That sounds like a peeping tom and/or a child child molester.
Kodan882: I can continue.
Kodan882: ADMIT DEFEAT!
Kokushoku Karasu: About? |
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