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#35127 (467/595) πOld
<der-carsten`> tim? no school today?
<Alucard`> it's saturday...
<der-carsten`> no, it's thursday
* Alucard` is now known as Alucard`school |
#295265 (134/184) πOld
<gwinbee> keyboards should have etch-a-sketch knobs built-in to them
<workthrick> what'd that do?
<Ycros> workthrick: I don't think gwinbee thought that far ahead |
#305711 (524/612) πOld
* fantasyprone (fantasypro@hide-3089BE47.static.tpgi.com.au) Quit (Ping timeout)
* Apathy runs off to sleep
<Apathy> also tell fantasyprone i said "saw that coming!"
<snark> future fantasyprone says to tell you she saw your mom coming last night
<snark> I have a time machine
<snark> and will pass on your message to avoid a paradox
* fantasyprone (fantasypro@hide-3089BE47.static.tpgi.com.au) has joined #elitists
<snark> fantasyprone: Apathy said to tell you he saw that coming
<fantasyprone> if you see Apathy again, you can tell him I saw his mom coming
<snark> Will do.
* snark hops in a time machine and jumps back a couple of minutes
* snark emerges from the time machine again.
<snark> All done.
<fantasyprone> thanks |
#61431 (549/765) πOld
<gnarfel> i run linux on my toaster
<gnarfel> granted theres no driver for the heater coils, but the fact that im eating open source toast warms the bread on its own |
#61143 (281/421) πOld
Teh Cranny: What if someone came up to you at random and said "I need pants"?
Sharp10390: I'd take off mine and give them to them so that i too could share the glory in asking for pants. |
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#60533 (6685/8085) πOld
<Zophory> dude, I just came up with the best idea for a Metal gear solid game!
<MrFizz> ....
<Zophory> it starts with Snake having to infiltrate a terroist meeting..
<MrFizz> I swear to God, if you say "Snake on a plane" at any point during this story, I'll cut you.
<Zophory> ..so, what's everyones plans for the weekend? |
#60376 (524/722) πOld
<@timmo> "Adventurer" (in video games) is a euphemism for "Violent kleptomaniac" |
#60437 (321/487) πOld
[pd] fuck
[pd] i just remembered why i never got on aim/msn any more
[pd] fuckin people talk to me
[pd] HEY MAN LONG TIME NO SEE
[pd] for a reason you fuckfaces! |
#60320 (276/520) πOld
<PLUN> I've just had a vision of my future
<PLUN> Founder and proprieter of the internets' biggest Starcraft hentai site
<PLUN> On the upside, I'd stand to make a ton of money...
<PLUN> ...on the flipside, i'd be the Founder and proprieter of the internets' biggest Starcraft hentai siteComment: Chugworth.com
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#25137 (154/300) πOld
<Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard
<Dawai> the only problem is she dumped me some time ago |
#295050 (145/273) πOld
<AT_5193> i've got a kitty footwarmer
<@Illwen> Let's not talk about cats please.
<AT_5193> i've got a common-house-pet-that-is-not-a-dog footwarmer |
#300628 (289/373) πOld
<ttvd> my gf said if we build more solar panels the sun energy will be consumed faster o.O
<FOXX> Dump her.
<ttvd> no she's pretty smart actually.
<ttvd> although i remember she asked me how deaf read... hmm
<FOXX> Cognitive dissonance there, ttvd? |
#42344 (135/283) πOld
<KursK> can I ask a very dumb question? =)
<stickman> I think you just did :-) |
#297499 (7/305) πOld
[~binarybandit] What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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#7466 (111/255) πOld
<gage> i found a 4x scsi cdrom on the street just now
<gage> i love how often i find hardware on the street
<gage> this was from a mac that looked like it had been beaten with a
sledgehammer |
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#43711 (125/261) πOld
<jwh> My ex gf once told me that girls don't poop
<jwh> I told her she was full of shit. |
#11934 (113/255) πOld
<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do |
#1104 (91/251) πOld
<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light |
#120088 (188/394) πOld
<r4v5> man, some day watching teenage girls take their clothes off and masturbate will stop being so damn awesome
<r4v5> that is when i will know i am gay or dead |
#44843 (149/297) πOld
<scott> I didn't do it. I wasn't there. I never saw her!
<scott> And she didn't tell me how old she was! |
#44410 (75/173) πOld
Kodan882: I DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT TYPO
Kodan882: i went to look up Breastplate on wikipedia
Kodan882: but i instead typed Beastality
Kodan882: FUCK
DragonmasterJB0: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DragonmasterJB0: Gogo Freud. |
#34820 (300/412) πOld
<ushi> only on the internet is it acceptable to find out someone's basic information and status by fingering them |
#302893 (74/170) πOld
<@teleolurian> if i were going to try fetishes
<@teleolurian> hair spitting would be #1
<@teleolurian> making her roll up a shadowrun character would be #2
<@minipulator> i realize that fetishes are sort of, by definition, not the norm, but i'm pretty sure at least one other person has to be into it to be considered a fetishComment: #smash on BashZen
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#29311 (7/339) πOld
<duxr0x>...
<duxr0x> i told u u couldn't amputate a cats leg with a goddamn toothbrush you dumbfuck |
#46063 (112/214) πOld
<Genocidal> I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? |
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