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#201076* (?/39) πOld
<Foxhill> i like everyone else to get married so i can sit here grinning that i'm not
<Foxhill> 'oh you had to cook dinner for your mother-in-law? i spent the night wanking in front of the internet, you lose' |
#204954* (?/31) πOld
<AK47_Bitch> SHUT UP TAPIKA I WAS GONNA AGREE WITH YOU BUT FUCK I HAVE TO AGREE WITH LAVAFAG TANKS TO U
<AK47_Bitch> (.)(.) AND TANKS FTW
<SC666_Loves_War> And so I love Tanks so I shall tank u AKH :D
<SC666_Loves_War> Tanks r fun to ride but mechs…
<SC666_Loves_War> ARE WAAAAY BETTER
<SC666_Loves_War> CANT U JUST LOVE IT :D MECHS FTW WILL CRUSH TANKS UNDER THERE FEET ITS THE NEXT GENERATION VECICHLES WITH PLASMA CANNONS YAAAAAY
<Macho_Man> WTF HOW COME NOBODY HAS REPLIED YET :@
<Macho_Man> WAKE UP FUCKERS SAY SOMETHING FFS
<Macho_Man> I AM LOSING MY £%£"$%£$^ PATIENCE AKH SHOW UP NOW!
<Luke_skywalker_texas_rangers> NOOOOOO I AM LOSING IT ALL AARGH FUCK U AKH FUCK U TO HELL AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHH
<SC666> THATS IT I WAITED LONG ENOUGH IM COMIN FOR U AKH WAIT FOR ME SO I CAN KILL YOU ;)
<AKH> I like how he calls me "AK47 Bitch". But not in a sexual way. |
#207976* (?/26) πOld
<Alex> Yeah, that's what I need to redo. :P
<tool> i need to stop using racial slurs in my code too
<Alex> Lol
<tool> already most of imcclans code is
<tool> $nigger = "SELECT * FROM `w/e";
<Alex> LOL!
<tool> and ive only started working on it today
<Alex> Haha. :P
<Alex> Classic. |
#215644* (?/26) πOld
<pitz> My boyfriend's cock is what I'm gonna suck now
<pitz> (Hey-la-hey-la my boyfriend's cock) |
#218044* (?/34) πOld
<sward> “I found a box I can reproduce on”
* sward worries |
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#232694* (?/35) πOld
<VINCE_O> HI VINCE OFFER HERE WITH FUCKING SHAMWOW. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS FUCKING TOWEL... SPONGE... RAG... THING? THIS WILL STREAK UP YOUR SHOWER LIKE YOUR ASS DOES A PAIR OF GRANDMA'S PANTIES, BUT FUCK MAN. THIS IS THE ONLY PRODUCT BILLY MAYS HAS TURNED DOWN ENDORSING BECAUSE HE CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE IT. HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. ANYWAY, BUY SHAMWOW TODAY AND WE WILL SET UP A SMUGGLED MEXICAN FAMILY OF TWELVE TO VOTE FOR BARACK |
#237926* (?/32) πOld
* I has quit (K-lined)Comment: lol
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#243053* (?/27) πOld
Joannie says:
Away: isn't that the opposite of not here????? |
#266639* (?/23) πOld
<adith`nakal`bdg> Dear Lorraine,
<adith`nakal`bdg> Yes, we interesting want buy.
<adith`nakal`bdg> But my company only using credit card as payment for order overseas,because for send the money above $2000 must permission to the government this for avoid the money laundry.
<adith`nakal`bdg> If take careing you agree to help the my order process, If take careing you frown on its I can understand. Help to advise to the this matter me. i hope hear from you soon.
<adith`nakal`bdg> Thank you.
<adith`nakal`bdg> Best Regards,Comment: by elo
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#297129* (?/40) πOld
ali.sadah: ...
fahadsadah: ....
ali.sadah: .....
fahadsadah: ......
ali.sadah: .......
ali.sadah: I rule at this
ali.sadah: so quit trying
fahadsadah: ........
fahadsadah: I just won.
ali.sadah: DAMN! |
#297552* (?/26) πOld
CF: surely full boob is the best
mjg59`: stfu heteronormative
CF: underboob and side boob (and above boob?) seem pretty lame
CF: (i did not specify what gender or species of boob i was referring to... although you could accuse me of being some sort of mammal supremacist)
Twillo: nipple>underboob>overboob
***tw thinks it was a bad moment to join the channel
Revelation: hi, tw
Revelation: it could be worse - Alchemist could be around
CF: just nipple on its own?
CF: like, on a plate?
Twillo: well maybe with a penis coming out of it
CF: omnomnom
CF: i like my nipplecocks to be coming out of a boob-mounted vagina
CF: hermaphrodite dickboobs
mjg59`: In which direction?
mjg59`: Is the vagina being penetrated by the nipplecock, or is it giving birth to it?
CF: glans pointing outward... i would have thought trivially
mjg59`: So which direction is the vagina mounted in?
CF: the vagina is like a normal vagina... just on a boob (instead of a nipple)
CF: (i'm sure i have a picture of this somewhere)
tw: DO NOT WANT
Twillo: WANT VAGOOBS |
#300253* (?/29) πOld
Now I come from a long line of women who think that a man is easier on the eyes in a uniform. ,Comment: Now I come from a long line of women who think that a man is easier on the eyes in a uniform. ,
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#300317* (?/35) πOld
AneiDoru pokes Ichiruka with a Quetz covered Crusader in a Fafnir cone wrapped in doomed icing with Kale sprinkle on a Corian with deelle sprinkles and with yummy Sancdar and Serne filling
Ichiruka - Why am I being poked by this disturbing conglameration of people and frosting?
Ichiruka - its all sticky and pokey
Ichiruka - I don't like it ._.Comment: #BvS-ColbertNation
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#300374* (?/35) πOld
<humpel> is it bad that if you're saying something to yourself (as in "*sign* I hate that")
<humpel> you immediatly go "Yeah me, too"?
<yodat> mhm i dont know
<yoday> me neighterComment: #games
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#300582* (?/45) πOld
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#300589* (?/21) πOld
[19:43] <+Inside> hey sexies
[19:43] <+Inside> how are y'all?
[19:43] <yoasif> installing perl modules on my laptop
[19:43] <yoasif> it's heating up
[19:43] <yoasif> :/
[19:43] <+Inside> <_<...
[19:49] <+Inside> so
[19:49] <yoasif> so
[19:49] <+Inside> ... that's five whole minutes of silence in here
[19:49] <+Inside> unprecedented.
[19:50] <yoasif> not really |
#301341* (?/37) πOld
*infobot has left the room(quit: Excess Flood)
Eguy: FREEDOM!
*Templarian watches as infobot is replaced with a "termintor".
*Templarian loads gun
*infobot entered the room.
*Templarian points gun behind Eguy
*Eguy has left the room(quit: Read error: 110 (Connection timed out))
*Eguy_ entered the room.
Eguy_: comp froze :( |
#301448* (?/35) πOld
<Tekken> Whatever you say Hitler. "KILL THE NONBELIEVERS!"
<TheFizzMeister> Do you eve know who Hitler *is*?Comment: Hitler was apparently a Muslim extremist.
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#301595* (?/62) πOld
01:41 < pegwole> SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE! *unce unce unce unce
unce unce unce unce unce*
01:41 < capheind> lolz
01:42 < capheind> pegwole: thats going to be the catchphrase for my
redneck Paladin :DComment: #linuxcranks
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#301647* (?/55) πOld
[2:51pm] wahjava: Deesl:
[2:52pm] Deesl: hello wahjava
[2:53pm] wahjava: long time no see, Deesl
[2:53pm] wahjava: how're you doing ?
[2:53pm] Deesl: huh??
[2:53pm] Deesl: long time no see??? we speak everyday lad
[2:53pm] wahjava: Deesl: hmm...?
[2:53pm] Deesl: we speak over XMPP
[2:53pm] wahjava: Deesl: where ?
[2:54pm] wahjava: what is that ?
[2:54pm] wahjava: oh, you mean jabber ?
[2:54pm] Deesl: yeh
[2:54pm] wahjava: When...
[2:54pm] wahjava: wtf
[2:54pm] Deesl: wtf wtf?
[2:55pm] • wahjava changes his XMPP account's password, wtf.
[2:55pm] Deesl: :-w |
#307600* (?/27) πOld
<TheBadShepperd> I heard you were going to 'send a formal letter about me to mr_flea'
<TheBadShepperd> Firstly, mr_flea isn't my boss.
<TheBadShepperd> Secondly, what I do in channels is my responsiblity.
<TheBadShepperd> Thirdly, you've got a great case with the evasion just to call me a dick.
<adpaolucci> evasion, of what sorts? When have I evaded your authority?
<TheBadShepperd> When I quieted you, and you rejoined with a different IP.
<adpaolucci> That was to state the fact that you gave no prior warning to the issue at hand
<TheBadShepperd> I don't have to give you a prior warning.
<adpaolucci> and the point of that was the OP's at the time had no problem with my activity in the channel it self
<TheBadShepperd> Thats because they were all *asleep*.
<TheBadShepperd> And I really don't have time to argue, seeing as how the network is splitting every twenty minutes.
<adpaolucci> Then why when i showed the full log to TheBoss he had no problem with my actions at that time
<TheBadShepperd> But if you have a problem with me, you can say so to my face.
<adpaolucci> then why start this conversation with me
<TheBadShepperd> And when you do, I'll tell you I don't care.
<TheBadShepperd> Because having you think you won annoys me.
<adpaolucci> or the thought of me winning annoys you |
#107 (4/422) πOld
<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob
<ckx> and i was considering it for awhile |
#116 (4/482) πOld
<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly
<DigDug> Yes.
<DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello
<DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug |
#119 (4/455) πOld
<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH |
#131 (4/618) πOld
<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me |
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