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#848 (4/330) πOld
<ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe their ass
<ck3k> that must be a fucking trial
<ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do that |
#1018 (4/188) πOld
(SpAc3d) i hate when [movie groups] release shitty quality stuff like TS and Cam's
(SpAc3d) its a fuckin waste of space
(mistical) like Hannibal *upsidedown cam* *real* *subtitled* *in japanesse* |
#1525 (4/238) πOld
(JazzSax) tim likes 8 year old girls
(JazzSax) he looks sooooo big in their hands.
(JazzSax) they like picture books
(tiko) rhonda: Think of me more as a childhood educator.
(dev-) um, I don't think sex ed lessons aren't supposed to be in the back of a white van |
#1582 (4/227) πOld
<assman2> i hate getting cum on my hand
<assman2> its fucking annoying
<assman2> have to find something to wipe if off on
<mabbz> assman shoots it all over his chest and belly and then smears it around so he can pretend he's a glazed donut
<assman2> mabbz
<assman2> i cant shoot that far
<mabbz> oh so when you cum it just oozes out into your belly button?
<hydro> jesus
<assman2> i fucking hate when that happens
<hydro> this is fucking disgusting
<assman2> it happened to me once |
#1616 (4/303) πOld
<ThaExo> i finally know what carding means |
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#1910 (4/287) πOld
(phosphor) run nekid through new york screaming "my clothes were on flight 11" |
#1945 (4/299) πOld
<infinity> IT'S AN EAST COAST WEST COAST THANG..BEEEEYOTCH!
<al-x> east coast west coast for inf = russia and france
<infinity> stfu asswipe |
#2080 (4/312) πOld
<kay|oss> i am at work
<epp> hehe.. that's not the worst place to be
<epp> (if there's no airplanes around) |
#2242 (4/226) πOld
<|steve|> requiem [for a dream] was just a porno movie with a plot
<|steve|> and pi was like hooked on phonics for nerds |
#2295 (4/327) πOld
[11:03] *** Doc|Uni (sdf@sympatex.gotadsl.co.uk) Quit (Support W.O.R.K - Women Off Roads Campaign (c) Doc'99) |
#302429* (?/15) πOld
<Redkid> Hey bartbes, explain to me how to use SECS properly.
<bartbes> first you get some LUBE
<bartbes> then you get a girl
<bartbes> and then when she's looking away
<Redkid> No no, that's AnAL
<bartbes> what do you need explained?Comment: All of those are names or libraries for the LÖVE engine. And they are all made by bartbes.
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#302447* (?/22) πOld
<Alister> You know, you should really get second life.
<Pryoidain> mv secondlife.exe absolutely-the-fuck-not.exe |
#302491* (?/17) πOld
<Apophis> now, whenever I talk to that 1 NPC in every RPG town, I read it that way
<Apophis> This is CORNERIA THE DREAM CITY! |
#302562* (?/17) πOld
* Aleka watches Sarbiton and Maria_Estes making out.
* Sarbiton brought Maria back. And makes out with Aleka for the sake of it.
* Sarbiton wonders why he can't just make out with people these days without them noticing right away.
<Aleka> Sarbiton, if you can't notice you're being made out with, you're super-duper slow or... probably dead.
<Sarbiton> Aleka; I made out with you.
* Aleka also nibbles on Inverna's nerd shorts... and what-what-what-what now?! O_O
* Sarbiton did and points to the post. Aleka's super duper slow or dead then.
* Aleka sulks... and her player facedesks.
* Sarbiton makes out with Aleka some more to cheer her up.
* Aleka breaths on Sarb's face as she does, but her player needs to go and drink some mouthwash ._. Yes, 'drink'. |
#302616* (?/25) πOld
<Lawwy> dude i was reading PC magazine
<Lawwy> and for the first time i've seen they FINNALY said something about wii hacking
<Bluedemon> Wait
<Bluedemon> Wait
<Bluedemon> You can read? |
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The London Vandal Store, you should check it out.
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#4844 (4/228) πOld
<jjz_> One point I had a MS Agent reading IRC windows while I'd play halflife |
#5164 (4/234) πOld
<TcShBoY> where is the /etc/passwd located? |
#5345 (4/290) πOld
<Ramen> When my penis grows in size at the site of a naked male, then I'll believe I'm gay. |
#5522 (4/308) πOld
<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes
<lerk> especially doggie style
<fate-> slap em and ride the waves |
#5537 (4/280) πOld
<memo> Brilliant astrophysicists from around the world rely exclusively on Semi for all their toilet-cleaning needs. |
#5626 (4/241) πOld
*** jonathans changes topic to 'PLZ FWD ALL PACKAGES MARKED "GAY" TO PROPER DEPARTMENTS (IN REAR)' |
#5739 (4/302) πOld
* Now talking in #freeciv
* Topic is '<nouja> when i'm tired i start to type "feeciv" <patrix> feeciv: cause civilizationought to make you more money!' |
#5791 (4/348) πOld
(skankman) apparently i have tasty jizz
(skankman) i heard paper crumpling in the hallway
(skankman) and i went to check it out
(skankman) and my dog was licking a piece of paper with my jizz on it |
#6057 (4/226) πOld
<kingmob> lisa is being very resistant to this whole "dreadlock" thing
<kingmob> probably concerned about all the fly bitches i'll have |
#6084 (4/222) πOld
*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) joined #hack at 14:12
[885420755] <#hack/Kelly19_> Hi, my name is Rachel. I'm gonne be a spam^H^H^H^Hporn model! wanna see my pictures? too bad! wanna click on cool banners? uhh. shit. i forgot my own webpage! TEEHEE!
<#hack/Kelly19_> ok sorry guys, no porn for you today! bye now!
*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) left #hack at 14:12 |
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