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#307010 (99/155) πOld
<rooshoes> what uhh
<rooshoes> what kind of sex do you imagine us having
<a_boy> 1 sec phone call
<rooshoes> yeah nice and quick
<rooshoes> "im cumming!" *click* |
#307716* (?/24) πOld
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(06:37:46 IST) bcos: strikedaemon: Are you trying to have sex with this IRC channel? In, out, in, out...? |
#3768 (0/342) πOld
<changO-> dude
<changO-> ive had 3 hot sounding bitches call here for the last 3 days with the wrong number
<changO-> what is this shit
<changO-> next time a bitch calls im gonna tell her to shut the FUCK UP and shove the phone UP THEIR CUNTT and DIE |
#307657* (?/33) πOld
[Kenji] large god portion, was only 98p
[Kenji] cod.. |
#302231* (?/23) πOld
<Skoo> ] I live on a diet of mostly mcdonalds
<Skooj> ] only thing that makes me vomit is waking up before 8
<Skooj> and that's a reflux thingComment: #ss
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#307637 (21/75) πOld
<Knack> i've just had someone from newcastle trying to say 8 A A over the phone
<Knack> took about 5 attempts until i understood him
<ZoFreX> eight alpha alpha
<ZoFreX> what's the problem :P
<retrominge> Knack: eeeet, eeeee, eeeee?
<retrominge> :D
<Knack> sounded like he was saying hay hay hayComment: #reddit-uk
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#300794 (2398/2602) πOld
<Nub> Can someone explain to me how cells divide?
<K4rli> o
<K4rli> 0
<K4rli> 8
<K4rli> oo |
#303847 (420/460) πOld
<Artifice> the cat experiment was a counter example created by heisenberg himself, to prove some guys were being stupid
<Artifice> Sadly, the stupid guys were "That's awesome!"
<Artifice> Oh, it was Schrodinger. Whoops
<ZorbaTHut> heisenberg's cat is the one that's either running frantically around a room at unknown velocity, or sleeping, somewhere, but you don't know where.
<Artifice> So, just a regular fucking cat
<ZorbaTHut> Yeah pretty much. |
#188970 (1523/1711) πOld
<G-Flex> I was stealing wifi once and got into the people's router and I just like
<G-Flex> wound up upgrading their firmware |
#56901 (15653/17775) πOld
<glowsun> I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo
<glowsun> and got mauled
<glowsun> and people were talking about how there should have been better defenses put up to prevent people getting into the cage
<glowsun> a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent
<glowsun> for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in |
#56396 (580/652) πOld
<predation> so I'm at work and this kid rings the bell on the counter RIGHT behind me
<predation> the kid goes "SORRY" when I turn around
<predation> kid's mom goes "sorry isn't an excuse when you do something stupid on purpose"
<predation> i'm putting it on a t-shirt |
#307592 (60/76) πOld
<flotwig> non-computer people ask what you like to do
<flotwig> just say "oh, i'm in the php scene"
<flotwig> they'll think you're doing drugs or some shit
<arpad> "poor guy, he can't even spell pcp" |
#307718* (?/19) πOld
[Leftie] My password is password protected, but i leave it unlocked 24/7 once i've logged in initially.
[Leftie] my password is password protected
[Leftie] what the fuck
[Leftie] ENGAGE THE BRAIN FOX. |
#299631 (812/954) πOld
<skywalker> hi
<sexiann> hey
<skywalker> how are you?
<sexiann> luke, i need to tell you something
<skywalker> what is it babe?
<sexiann> i know i should probably say this 2 you face-2-face, but im nervous
<sexiann> we've been going out 4 a while now
<sexiann> and things hav been going gr8
<skywalker> yeah
<sexiann> and i think
<sexiann> i think...
<sexiann> i <3 u
<skywalker> i...
<skywalker> i don't understand
<skywalker> you can't have inequalities with imaginary numbers
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#307727* (?/13) πOld
<Moose> <Namelesswonder> Up with Communism
<Moose> this is why we cant have nice things |
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#61180 (2931/3213) πOld
* Joins: redryan_
<Trinexx> ryan! :D
<Trinexx> dude, where you been at?
<redryan_> man, I have no fucking idea. I went outside to get the mail, next thing I know I've got a job and a social life |
#55637 (1016/1122) πOld
<Immortal> Yesterday my dad was yelling at me and said, "You're going to respect your mother you son of a bitch."
<Immortal> Then he hit me for laughing. |
#32633 (504/708) πOld
<fred> sorry if i disappointed you, people have told me my penis is small before
<fred> FUCK WRONG WINDOW SHIT FUCK BALLS
<fred> if any of you bastards send that to bash ill kill you |
#32555 (154/324) πOld
* CyberDas waits for this thank you master :/
* CyberDas was kicked by CapAtMoms (thank you master)
* Joins: CyberDas
<CyberDas> I'm telling!! put your mom on the pc right now!
<CapAtMoms> k
* CapAtMoms is now known as CapsMom
<CapsMom> hello
<CyberDas> he kicks me and calls me a wanker
<CyberDas> Cap's mom I think you should cut off his internet for a month
<CapsMom> if he called you a wanker you obviously deserved it
<CapsMom> now piss off you little wanker
<CyberDas> :o
* Quits: CyberDas |
#307708* (?/28) πOld
* rycuda has just been offered an amp
<@Al> After being given a shock like that it's wise to have a coulomb-down period
<@mgsts> I'm trying to decide watt a suitable punishment for these awful puns is
<@OneCruelBagel> mgsts: it's not his volt, he has troubles at ohm.
<@OneCruelBagel> We should let him have some peace faraday. |
#307673* (?/53) πOld
<cky> "Nothing is better than sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Therefore, masturbation is better than sex."
<jmkeyes> ohhh logical fallacies
<cky> jmkeyes: Indeed!!
<cky> The fallacy here being that "nothing" is not a single point, but is a massive space.
<cky> And that the two "nothings" above refer to different points in that space.
<KirarinSnow> cky: the fallacy is that 'nothing' is not of the same semantic type as any particular thing
<KirarinSnow> though it appears to be syntactically the same
<KirarinSnow> a particular thing is of type e
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' is of type <<e, t>, t>
<KirarinSnow> in other words, to evaluate a sentence "the cake is a lie", where "the cake" is an expression of type e denoting an object
<KirarinSnow> and "is a lie" is an expression of type <e, t> (that is, a predicate mapping objects of type e to truth values)
<KirarinSnow> we apply the function denoted by "is a lie", which is λx.[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> to the individual denoted by "the cake"
<KirarinSnow> and we get a truth value
<KirarinSnow> with 'nothing', on the other hand, you have the sentence "nothing is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you can't apply the same function because 'nothing' is not an expression of type e
<KirarinSnow> instead, you apply the function denoted by 'nothing' to the predicate instead
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' denotes \lambda P. \lambda x.~P(x)
<KirarinSnow> when you apply this lambda to the function denoted by "is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you get by beta reduction
<KirarinSnow> \forall x.~[(\lambda y.[y is a lie])(x)]
<KirarinSnow> another round of beta reduction gives you
<KirarinSnow> \forall x.~[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> this is how quantifiers work in semantics (on the basic level)
<KirarinSnow> linguists love lambdas
<Daeken> wow
<Daeken> it's rare that 30 lines here will go completely over my head. you pulled it off. |
#307672* (?/39) πOld
<cky> "Nothing is better than sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Therefore, masturbation is better than sex."
<jmkeyes> ohhh logical fallacies
<cky> jmkeyes: Indeed!!
<cky> The fallacy here being that "nothing" is not a single point, but is a massive space.
<cky> And that the two "nothings" above refer to different points in that space.
<KirarinSnow> cky: the fallacy is that 'nothing' is not of the same semantic type as any particular thing
<KirarinSnow> though it appears to be syntactically the same
<KirarinSnow> a particular thing is of type e
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' is of type <<e, t>, t>
<KirarinSnow> in other words, to evaluate a sentence "the cake is a lie", where "the cake" is an expression of type e denoting an object
<KirarinSnow> and "is a lie" is an expression of type <e, t> (that is, a predicate mapping objects of type e to truth values)
<KirarinSnow> we apply the function denoted by "is a lie", which is λx.[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> to the individual denoted by "the cake"
<KirarinSnow> and we get a truth value
<KirarinSnow> with 'nothing', on the other hand, you have the sentence "nothing is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you can't apply the same function because 'nothing' is not an expression of type e
<KirarinSnow> instead, you apply the function denoted by 'nothing' to the predicate instead
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' denotes λP.∀x.~P(x)
<KirarinSnow> when you apply this lambda to the function denoted by "is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you get by beta reduction
<KirarinSnow> ∀x.~[(λy.[y is a lie])(x)]
<KirarinSnow> another round of beta reduction gives you
<KirarinSnow> ∀x.~[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> this is how quantifiers work in semantics (on the basic level)
<KirarinSnow> linguists love lambdas
<Daeken> wow
<Daeken> it's rare that 30 lines here will go completely over my head. you pulled it off. |
#305691* (?/45) πOld
<Raptor> Huh. Discovering that the last time the file system was mounted is in the future scares linux.
<Celti> Yes. Linux needs special drivers for time travel.
<Raptor> I assume I can easily apt-get them?
<MrTrick> : time-travel installed successfully
<MrTrick> #> sudo apt-get install time-travel |
#307603* (?/39) πOld
* Godwinson headshots Rage-Tessi with a varmint rifle.
* Rage-Tessi is dead
<Godwinson> c'est la vie.
<Celti> c'est la mort, non? |
#42611 (4/390) πOld
<zakenayo> Saeba: she was only a couple of months old when I lost my virginity...Comment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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