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#46100 (-3/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
Beefy: question - was mr snufflufugus big bird's imaginary friend?
Wolfen: think so
Beefy: k
Beefy: was just thinkin then. Never actually see anyone else talk to him
* Wolfen doenst want to know
Wolfen: you are bored
Beefy: stephen
Wolfen: ahh
Beefy: ;)
Beefy: they don't make it obvious, and they never mentioned it.. but I think he is / was
Wolfen: i think he didnt actually talk to others
Wolfen: err did
Wolfen: but then
Beefy: but was there recognition of presence? :)
Wolfen: this is coming from 30yo memories
Wolfen: ><
Beefy: 18 yrs ago here :)
Beefy: and sober :|
Wolfen: umm
Wolfen: i think its healthy if you can claim sobriety at 3....
Beefy: i blame my parents...Comment: Wondering if Snuffy was Big Bird's real or imaginary friend....
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#533 (-3/324) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<smcn> it's like richard simmons getting laid
<CodeMason> "ok girl, pump it, oh yes, left, right, left, right, in, out, that's the way!" |
#789 (-3/395) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<DigDug> heh... what the hell is a rimjob? |
#4373 (-3/202) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<L33t_Hax0r> i rev at people at a red light in the galant if im pretty sure thier car is slow |
#8213 (-3/226) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<gamma8> well i hope you enjoy it then!
<c0c0nutz> thanks G8, I hope so too cause honestly.. I rather be on bed right now
* gamma8 feels like an important summit of industrialised nations
<gamma8> that's the sort of thing that gives you a nice warm and fuzzy feeling inside... :) |
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#8725 (-3/222) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< linguica_> remember +v = gay
< Insomniak> +v me |
#14357 (-3/174) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Farnarcle> why are you helping her to knock you?
<GruMM[GruMM[Away[GruMM]]]> coz if it is going to be done, it should be done right' |
#37909 (-3/211) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
ben: Because she's sexy, and beautiful, and smart, and clever
ben: She was a cheerleader too, dude.
ben: Mmmm... mini skirt.
LivingTerrain: Mmmm... toms managed to build a rather nice system (Athlon Xp 2600+, Radeon 9600 XT, 512mb of DDR400, 2x80gb) for less than $1000Comment: AOL IM session
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#30486 (-3/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<[9mm]sircrap> 1shot whats your favorite level in cod
<boognish> level 10 cock of the infinite
<boognish> doh, sorry, wrong window
<boognish> =] |
#14359 (-3/245) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES.
<^_-> PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE DRIED SEMEN.
<Funk> My dried semen doesn't smell like pickles
<Funk> :/
<Funk> It smells like bleach
<^_-> THAT'S WHAT MINE SMELLS LIKE WHEN IT'S WET
<^_-> IT'S LIKE BLEACHY-CHLORINE
<Funk> That was my excuse for jacking off in the swimming pool
<Funk> "But I thought it would make the pool cleaner :( :( :("
<wildkarrdex> THAT WAS YOUR COURT DEFENCE?
<wildkarrdex> YOU COULD HAVE CLAIMED IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY SPASM
<Funk> An involuntary spasm that made me hold a 6 year old underneath me for the duration? |
#20503 (-3/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Radu> a friend of my dad's in Texas named his daughter Treasure Darling
<Radu> i shit you not
<Tac0> did you fuck her
<Tac0> ?
<Radu> dude, it's his newborn baby, you idiot
<Tac0> whats your point |
#792 (-3/249) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(maffewz) little women is on, i'm sure every lesbian with a tivo is filling up hard drive space |
#16664 (-3/200) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Puck> Damnit, I'm tired.
<DeathCrow> You just woke up.
<Puck> I only had an hour nap!
<DeathCrow> No, I'm saying that's why you're tired.
<Puck> Well, that explains it. |
#17944 (-3/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Jarp> i am 19 years old
<Jarp> the big 2.0, if ya add up the numerals |
#26 (-3/3480) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<AlmtyBob> 401k's are for homos who fucking intend to live until 65 |
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#5658 (-3/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
> i think my swapfile just expanded again.
> who put viagra on my win95?? |
#300058 (-3/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
< Mirell> Your mom's a non-profit! I can deduct my contributions to her!
< Pomax> Hold on a minute there, mister. Who said my mom was non-profit.
< Mirell> I did
< Pomax> Well I advise you to check with the chamber of commerce before you make such statements.
< Mirell> Your mom's a for-profit entity! That means my contributions to her get doubly-taxed as it passes through the layers!
< Mirell> Doesn't work as well
< Pomax> I'm sure we can somehow make it work.
< Pomax> Yo momma so fo' profit, any contribution to her gets taxed three times!
< Pomax> or something.
< Mirell> ...that was good, sir. |
#27 (-3/1009) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<kolby> learn so grahmar(sp? ;[) and get back to me |
#1307 (-3/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(tiko-gfx) I'm mkaing my cock dance
(tiko-gfx) right now it's doing the robot
(tiko-gfx) I wonder if I can get it to do the funky chicken |
#1820 (-3/315) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<LeoGeo2> i'm gonna make my whole web-site outta HTML |
#2332 (3/341) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<G0TB00ST> bodypiercing = "bodykits" for fags w/o cars they cant rice |
#44572 (-3/89) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<@PJD> a blackdude tried 2 molest u last night?
<@spo0n> yeah
<@spo0n> he called it "dancing" i called it "nigga get your hand out of my pants"
<@PJD> oh so ur racist |
#51996 (-3/465) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
RossEdge: anyhoo
RossEdge: im going to bed
James: i am not
James: GoF will be done in
James: 56 minutes
James: MUST WATCH
James: assuming it isn't gay porn
RossEdge: if it IS gay porn?
James: oh man
James: good thing i am the shift-delete king
RossEdge: youre not gonna watch it anyway?
James: what? no
RossEdge: damn it james...we're never gonna get into a QDB with that mind of thinking |
#30237 (-3/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Tim_Kwan> ROBAT DON'T U HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?
<ROBAT> YES
<ROBAT> I AM DOING 5 THINGS AT ONCE
<ROBAT> 1 OF THEM IS YOUR MOMComment: That was just wrong >.<
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#32798 (-3/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
[Bengannn] my dad came home drunk, he was like "are you still playing the fucking computor, boy?" i was like "hell yeah" and he cut the internet cable :(
[Bengannn] i was like "wtf"
[Bengannn] and he said "if you feel like play the computor you can shove this up your ass" then he showed me how to do itComment: bad flashbacks in #tekheads
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