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#29050 (1/261) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<clay> yeah i'm not real up to snuff on the length
<clay> or girth
<clay> or functionality
<clay> but i can make sweet floppy sex for hours |
#40058 (1/71) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(+Jet) Cuz my speakers pwn j00rz
(+Jet) My parents weren't home
(+Jet) So I blasted music
(+Jet) As high as they can go
(+Jet) The people 3 houses down called me and told me to shut the fuck up
(¨Mayseth) The people in the first 2 houses lazy or something?
(+Jet) Yea..
(+Jet) Dead beats. |
#9083 (1/237) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> but me and my GF are going to buy a DVD pr0n
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> :)
<PasTe> nice
<[-FeC-]sKratch> lol
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> hell yeah
<[-FeC-]sKratch> special features: see from the camera in the guy's urethra
<PasTe> lol
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> nice
<[-FeC-]sKratch> and see from the camera in the other guy's ass |
#14459 (1/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
(In regards to the new proposed Ebay + paypal merger/acquisition):
<Ionizer> This is going to suck. So when they merge, will the new name be "PayEbay" cuz that's what it's going to end up doing! |
#33915 (1/331) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<jej> fyi 20% done defagging. |
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#7036 (1/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Brellium> Hey where is everyone in Ao?
<Rattran> Stuck in a wall |
#1405 (1/463) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<breather> hehe one time when my buddy was drunk was like making up a recipe for acid, he said something about spaghetti noodles and green koolaid it was to funny |
#29565 (1/347) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Aldog> whats nagging me most is i am still in the anal age |
#20350 (1/291) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
LinkDJ: hey, you might be able to help me out here
LinkDJ: Where might a brother be able to be alone with his ho?
UH60SO: The Matrix
LinkDJ: Thanks. When my balls fall off, I'll give you one. |
#31102 (1/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<NatunkivityScene> haha im such a good pal
<NatunkivityScene> a friend is on a mac and wanted some rauchy porn
<NatunkivityScene> so i mirrored 5 files for him
<NatunkivityScene> but i didn't know he was on a mac
<NatunkivityScene> they were wmv
<NatunkivityScene> so i went and found the .mov for himComment: TunkeyMicket on GamesNET
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#2431 (1/223) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Chocobo> blt: I'll hire you as a debt collector, your first job is to reach into your pocket and gimme money |
#3456 (1/206) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off'
<Flav> "a few months? sweet, that'll let me run through the bitches on my TODO list" |
#8064 (1/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Embercide> i'm just waiting to hear someone say "omg minkus was trying to chat this chick up at a party and he told her that he's a GM Sexpert"
<minkus> Embercide i don't think so :) i'd be more witty and go "I have GM animal Taming and I allways wanted a babe like you" |
#44928 (1/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
-- F.R.A.N.C.E [31ms] has joined the channel.
<F.R.A.N.C.E> FLEEEEEE.
-- F.R.A.N.C.E has left the channel.Comment: Micah.
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#385 (1/435) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Guilty> I cant play chess, I'm not an old black guy or a slavic |
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#8577 (1/302) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<sugar> nm, i cant reason with yall. but im right
<sprinkles> s/right/wrong/ |
#33154 (1/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<TheCommisser> so i was sitting at my desk, and guess what happened.
<fred> you "accidently" went on hugedonkeydicks.com when a friend walked in.
<fred> your hands had "slipped" on the keyboard.
<TheCommisser> he has already told you. he prommised.
<fred> Question: what were you looking for? |
#39042 (1/183) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Denisu> Hello. Dutch helpers enable ?
<nkuttler> !dutch
<dpkg> i heard dutch is soome straangje laanguaage daat sussudio kjeeps spjeeaaking, or #debian.nl |
#1155 (1/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<|Chris> that geek issues logo looks like you're advertising a soft rock radio station |
#7300 (1/195) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<bytraper> well.. you know what they say
<bytraper> if you drink and drive your a bloody idiot, if you make it home, your a fuckin legend |
#8324 (1/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Phettachu> cherry coke - letters at the end = herry cok LOL LOL LOL
LOL
<Phettachu> GET IT HERRY COK?!? HAIRY COCK?!?!
<Phettachu> LOL
<Phettachu> maybe only gays get it |
#1413 (1/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<TheVirus> i hate when im takin a whizz, and then im almost done, then i get those damned piss shakes. and my piss goes all over the damn place, then my cat comes in and licks it up. good cat =D |
#7301 (1/239) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<HA|MI-Edam> I read about this guy, and he was having sex with a girl, and his, you-know-what sorta like, spontaniously combusted
<EvilMonkey> ...
<DrWoody> Started on FIRE?
<MI-Edam> no, exploded
<MI-Edam> They say it was under so much pressure or something
<DrWoody> AHHHHHHHHH
<EvilMonkey> wt im never having sex!
<Suzie> your missing out
<EvilMonkey> missing out on having my mangina explode?
<EvilMonkey> no thanks |
#11397 (1/195) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps |
#134 (1/459) ↑Funny ↓Bad πOld
<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy. |
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