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#20655 (1/254) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<TheMaskedAnus> Hey Walter, Pump up the funk!
<ElBorracho> Uhh, I don't want him pumping up anything that ryhmes with spunk... |
#19888 (1/224) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Hyperion> sparky.
<Hyperion> I've been caressing your face on the screen for ten minutes now.
<Hyperion> You have very beautiful skin.
<SparkyTWP> Oh, my spank you very much
<SparkyTWP> Wait until you feel the forskin
<SparkyTWP> I masage it to softness every night |
#30640 (1/297) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<SonGohanX> well if its got boobs and doesn't have a penis...thats close enough |
#5297 (1/303) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<jstepka2> better than losing your virginity to a 17 yr old midget at 22 |
#7345 (1/275) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<chin> i got a solution, lets shoot homeless at the missles
<chin> that way the system pays for itself |
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#299441 (1/177) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
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<@Rjx> dbguy
<@Rjx> I wonder what sort of person identifies with databases so strongly as to use them in a nickComment: #geekissues
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#690 (1/281) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them.
<orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me.
<orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags |
#28850 (1/255) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Josho> !pending
<migas> - 14578 quotes approved; 297 quotes pending; 423 marked as sux
<Josho> probably all of them
<Luigi30> 1 got through
<Luigi30> http://bash.org/?122456 <--- that one got through
<Josho> jesus
<Josho> i don't know how it did
<DigDug> awful
<Luigi30> lol
<Josho> even PEN says it's awfulComment: #geekissues
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#37042 (1/277) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<kingmob> there are still jews in europe, for instance
<hamtaro> WHAT
<hamtaro> NOT ON MY WATCH THERE AREN'T |
#4275 (1/314) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<someone> anybody who would by Celine Dions music deserves to have their computer crash ;)~ |
#27827 (1/169) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<tiatoraasah> in my internet options where it says LAN settings...... should i have the checkbox of atutomatically detect settings clicked?
<Blue^BearMP> tiatoraasah - no, you should've checked the box saying i know i should format but i dont want to lose my pr0n |
#34228 (1/349) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<gloone> i should throw this fucking laptop out the window :/
<hypr> throw yourself out with itComment: #ramen
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#694 (1/221) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star?
<sparc5> that's what I wana find out
<Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth
<Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few
<eggo> or family business
<sparc5> Rehlic: pay???
<thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer
<Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star
<sparc5> damn |
#2486 (1/205) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence? |
#30902 (1/327) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
< hello> I hate the windows / linux fags that rice out their desktop to make it look like OS X and then bitch about how they think macs suck
< hello> it's like saying you hate blacks and then covering yourself in shit
< hello> lol that analogy is terrible |
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#2744 (1/238) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Longi> i'm going to go moisturize my testicles.
Longi is gone (02:23AM): vitamin wank |
#7610 (1/245) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<shadok> bo gritz shot himself and only inflicted a flesh wound
<shadok> the quality of american fascism has declined notably in recent times
<shadok> i blame flouride |
#10426 (1/311) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<nwinter> i am personally more concerned about israel and palestine
cutting ties with each other than who's whipping who. :)
<nwinter> but perhaps i am being trendy in my concern for more interesting
issues. :) |
#19642 (1/225) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<jugg[daoc]> i had blue shit after a giant size blue slushee
<Revenge> did you take a pic? |
#26298 (1/225) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Lepper> and besides, if i can unf for an hour before jizzing, what's so bad about that
<wild-> lepper
<wild-> u need a girl to unf with
<Lepper> my hand
<Lepper> my hand deserves a good fuckin sometimes |
#700 (1/391) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves. |
#7868 (1/329) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<damnyoure> i want rock house by paula abdul :/
<Spoof> i want head by robbie williams |
#16572 (1/239) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<[RCS]MrBojangles-nub> well if i wanted an 8" black penis in my ass id commit a felony |
#25020 (1/217) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<ArmadilloX> suck my cock
<Zerox20> are you still going on how your the best in the world?
<Zerox20> Its over with man
<ArmadilloX> give it a little kiss
<Zerox20> let it go
<ArmadilloX> u know u wanna
<ArmadilloX> its waving zero
<ArmadilloX> its saying "yo bitch. suck me"
<ArmadilloX> "suck me good. fuck me good."
<ArmadilloX> "zeeeeroxxxxxx....xxx....x...x.....suck on meeeeeeeee"
* ArmadilloX pokes zerox with his boner
<ArmadilloX> dude?
<ArmadilloX> O_o
<Fujihara> O.o
Quits: Zerox20 (Write Error: Broken pipe) |
#32700 (1/349) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<sueb[work> oh phoxxy, no freaking way is he sticking it there!
<drdank> sueb seems to have anal on the brain
<sueb[work> lol
<goatasaur> better than having brain on the anal |
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