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<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know |
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<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site |
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<mogli_the_freak_> k
<mogli_the_freak_> I know you ppl must get this all the time...
<mogli_the_freak_> But, to start things off, I am not a lamer, or lazy and yes, I've done the work.
<mogli_the_freak_> But..
<mogli_the_freak_> I'm looking for an exploit for IRC.
<mogli_the_freak_> Can anyone here direct me to some info or anything? |
#297784 (-3/229) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<Alice> what's the most turned-on you guys have ever been?
<Bob> first time i seen my current girlfriend naked.. handjob, blowjob and titjob.. god damn.
<Carlos> Bob: you mean you jerked off her tit? does that even feel good for girls? |
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<Dragonx> accidentally put my head thru the wall haha, taking a shower to wash off the sheetrock
<laggerzero> pwn3d
<Dragonx> haha your so gay
<Dragonx> it was an accident
<Toba> sure
<Toba> I accidentally bash my head through walls ALL the time
<Dragonx> seriously
<Dragonx> lol
<Dragonx> at least i didnt hit a stud
<Dragonx> i tripped over a cat5 cable, cause we havent applied wireless yetComment: #theotherplace on irc.burghcom.com
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<Beck-Fan> are we so desprit for petty entertanment (roms) that wa suck up to these people that think there gods because they spent 24/7 on there computors |
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*** QvtQht is now known as TomHanks
*** AMANDA is now known as MegRyan
<TomHanks> {S gotmail |
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<C-rEs:#slackware> isnt it recommended to keep ports apart? like you dont want to use port 1035 and 1036 at the same time? |
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<bobelina> bunny porn
<ZestyO> speaking of porn
<ZestyO> I need to download this video
<ZestyO> ...
<ZestyO> you didn't just hear thatComment: #MxO
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<Chrizto> this unix shit is never going to catch on at this rate. |
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<Finno> Elton Johns tribute toJohn Denver, he reworded Johns Classic, Annies song - "You Fill Up My Cessna" |
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<Sniper_12> Hey, Can You Download Memory for your Video Card? |
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<aNuBiS-> i like my women like i like my roads... flat and well traveled |
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<EVOLinc> hes like ok this comodor 64 is state of the art |
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<Jubei-> sup nigs
<kaihn[afk]> :o
<Jubei-> i mean..
<Jubei-> Hello fine gentlemen, how are you this fine morning? |
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#7230 (-3/169) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
[ace_kevi] heh, i didn't know there was a programming language called
brainfuck.
[buz-] goes by "MIPS assembler" also |
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<mewse> i bet she was really hot in preschool |
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<Hamsters> i'm trying to get me self one at downtown BUT they got those stickers on the glasses and said that i need to be 19 older
<shagman> only for tobacco
<shagman> not pipes and papers and crap
* Owyn blinks
<Owyn> Shag: smaller sentences
<Owyn> You'll break his brain. |
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<davisjr2> you know, if a girl sticks ya good you know she's not the one. it's simple. |
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<Nuts> You wouldnt kick the nuts, would you?
* Nuts were kicked by Dragon_Tear (I'm used to kick them.) |
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Althanus: Today children on Mr. Willie's Magic Slong-Dong Ride the letter of the day is rape. |
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* iSycho (~Zack@nh-ipswich1b-236.lndnnh.adelphia.net) has joined #ramen
<iSycho> i forgot what i was going to say |
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<@splice> this channel isnt primarily left-wing, its primarily wantstoargueComment: #ramen
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<+EvaUnit02> so as far as after the first 9 months of not having sex
<+EvaUnit02> and not having withdrawls
<+EvaUnit02> You never did workouts
<+EvaUnit02> like serious weight training.
<cd|work> after 9 months i would have a bloody stump for a hand
<KuunLB> hahahahahah
<cd|work> and the biggest pr0n collection in the universe
<+EvaUnit02> Yea thats about right
<mysoundis> tbh after a while even masturbation gets boring
<cd|work> even like alien pr0n
<mysoundis> <<< has lotsa alien porn
<KuunLB> yeah
<mysoundis> (the gf likes it)
<+EvaUnit02> After 6 months you have to start switching hands
<cd|work> EvaUnit02, good call
<KuunLB> masturbation has it's limits
<+EvaUnit02> start
<mysoundis> (okay i made that up)
<+EvaUnit02> otherwise your one arm is super toned up
<cd|work> haha
<cd|work> do you like... try to start giving yourself head? |
#32064 (-3/345) ↑Good ↓Bad πOld
<s> wet sponge, rub, scratch, wet sponge, rub, scratch
<s> endlessly |
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